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>>34839243
This is not very possible.

>>34839243

the worst part about having asperger syndrome is the community.

There are wierdo anime fandoms that aren't as obnoxious as the "autism community" (which is dominated by people with asperger syndrome, which is only a mild form of autism, but they all call themselves autistic anyway)

Just the general attitude of entitlement.
Treating all their failures in life as if they are entirely the fault of their autism. Thats same special snowflake attitude other mentally ill communities have.

The worst of them are the anti-cure wierdos who want to stop people from coming up with a cure for autism.
They are all people with aspergers who have jobs and partners and friends, and whos AS only manifests as "quirkiness", and they can't imagine why anyone would suffer from autism, even the full blown autistics who can barely function and who live lonely lives. The stupid "aspies" don't care, they don't want a cure for anyone.

I remember hearing about an author with mid functioning autism who said that a cure would be a godsend because of his troubled life.
The aforementioned special snowflake aspies got enraged and hounded him, trying to get his articles blocked.

Its things like that that make me ashamed to have aspergers. Fuck

>>34839386
It's a developmental disorder, why should you even pay attention to the fact it has a community? It's not a hobby and it's not a bunch of people with similar ideas and aspirations.

Of course a community for aspergers, and any other mental disorder, is going to attract the worse kind of special snowflakes.

>>34839237

Yes?

I think it'd be more unusual if your gf/bf didn't want you to fap to porn, unless they wanted to act as your personal sex toy.

I mean, I had a girlfriend that was like that before who would slap my hand away whenever she caught me fapping and would suck me off until I came in her mouth.

But nah, it's pretty normal to fap to porn. Girls schlick to porn too, y'know

>>34839237
You can, but you should be able to masturbate to porn that looks similar to your guy/girl that you are in relationship with, so you would get hornier to have sex with them later and don't lose the love.

>>34839237
If I had a gf I wouldn't need to look at porn because id fuck her till my dick is numb everyday. I consider it cheating anyway.

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>>34839178
That sounds to me like a delusional fantasy.

Shut the fuck up with your bullshit pseudophilosophy

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>>34839214
And heaven and reincarnation to clean up your bad """karma""" is not?

It's like 4 am burgerland

the Americans are asleep

It's 5 in the morning on the American East Coast.
4 in the Great Lakes region.
2 in California.

We're all asleep, and we make up like half the people on 4chan. Plus it's 10 or 11am in Western Europe, so everyone who works is kind of busy working and can't shitpost.

I actually did that last week. Unironically

>>34839073
i probably do, whys it eminate in every action of a person, it's rather funny, i enjoy these threads

>>34839073
But it feels kimochi

kill yourself you whiny faggot

Don't worry bro, we're on the same boat
Been feeling like that for quite a while but lately it's been stronger due to reasons

>>34839096
you're right i dont know why im wasting my time

shadilay my brother praise kek

>>34838977
>in this world of order
>goes outside, lighting strikes him, car swerves to not hit him, kills 15 children instead and hits the fucking electricity pole, rendering half the town dark for another 2 weeks, crime at night skyrockets, the future genius who would make a breakthrough in immortality research gets stabbed and another guy who planned to rape 9 of the 15 dead children gives him his kidney, but they both die during the operation and the doctor gets sued and because of that his wife leaves him, stricken with grief he takes his sons hair and does paternity test, discovers that the child he loved and cared for for 15 years is not really his own so he takes a knife and cuts his ex wife head off, but she was pregnant with future president and so on and so forth
>needing more chaos
Shut the fuck up faggot.

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>>34838977
>>34838999
>>34839044
ORIGINAL PRAISE KEK ORIGINALLY

>>34838969
>it becomes part of my sex drive
>these things still turn me on

What does?

>>34839060
>>34839060
Original peregrine falcons.

You should falcon punch your mom

I want to know what sort of demented retard makes these kinds of threads.

>>34838975
Lol

That was funny

Yes I am a virgin. And you're mad at me because I am not what you want me to be. You fucking cumslut, I would love to beat you until you're unable to move, tie you to a car and drive to my house. I would shower you in vinegar while hitting you with a cable, lock you in my basement and feed you with sunflower seeds and salted water for the rest of your life.

>>34838724
>Bait
>Thinking people will really fall for this

What are you doing with your life? Do you need help?

>>34838743
just wanted to get it off my chest

Have you asked him to have sex with you?

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>>34838721
girls dig in the trump

Pretend to hate Trump, go to some anti-Trump rally, be as anti-Trump as you can be, seduce some anti-Trump chick who'll be turned on by your hatred, get her in your bed, turn her around and do it doggy style, whisper in her ear "I"m going to make your ass gape again," stick your cock in her ass unlubed, rape her until you cum, then start screeching "MAGA" until she leaves, and when the cops show up you'll know it was worth it.

>>34838721
Totally depends on where you live though. Like in the rich part of town they all are trump supporters.

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>>34838673
>tfw you tell your dad you would only date a 2D girl

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>tfw you tell your dad you will only date a girl (male)

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>tfw you tell your dad you don't ever want to be in a relationship

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>>34838668
The anime name is kimi no na wa.

The valentine's mood outside is already killing me.

We are born to suffer

>>34838668
Stop watching trash anime and go watch dragon Ball super.

>>34838601
>As Japan prepares to celebrate Valentine's Day, a cranky group of protesters have called for an end to public displays of love, claiming it hurts their feelings.

And nothing will change, because nobody cares about the feelings of strangers.

>>34838601
This will just manifest as racial tension in the west
Same source different output

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>>34838601
>The Revolutionary Alliance of Men that Women find Unattractive
holy shit
lmao
I can't stop laughing

The country is literally a fucking anime

>>34838533
you need psychological help

>>34838545
I think I was completely reasonable

>>34838533
My god your living space is so cramped it's insane. You have so much stuff...how do you know where everything is?