Has anyone else here experience smoking weed all day? I think it's literally a cure to my autism. At least my depression.
It makes everything feel like an adventure like your whole day even going to the store doesn't feel mundane. You look at everyone there and just know you're ok a whole different level. It helps me think short term enough to where I can actually do chores and shit and not feel stressed out. Helps me sleep like a fucking baby. Helps me get out of bed. I can actually just lay down and enjoy a movie now.
My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough.
I admire your dedication anon, pretty similar to pic related
Patrician asmr thread?
No Fags please
>meet fembot on /r9k/ discord group
>she seems pretty chill
>start dming her
>then she turns weird
>starts talking about how she'd love to kidnap me
>sends me nudes and says her body's the only thing I'll be able to get off to
>says she'll let me almost escape just so she has reason to whip me and stop me cumming
What the heck are all fembots this messed up? I just wanted a friend
WTF I thought /pol/ told me that BLACKED was just a meme and the girls were just doing it for money?
It is just a meme, white women hate black men
Who the fuck uses that? /pol/ literally grasping at straws now, holy fuck white bois BTFO
Only single/divorced middle aged white people use that to begin with and that chart is atleast from 2010 for fucksakes.
People talk to each other in real life and if they do "Online Dating" they would use Snapchat, Tinder, Twitter DMs and Instagram DMs to hook up online today.
>be me 28, right now
>back of a cop car
>going to mental hospital bc I failed at offing myself last night, got too drunk
>phone at 10% but hospital will take it anyway. Cops let me keep it to talk to family, you faggots are my family.
Pic related is the best I can do with cuffs connected to a belt. I'm
>You go to do your laundry
>"Uh uh white boi. You gotta please yo mistress first"
how do you fix this snafu?
*blocks your path*
"Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
what do you do /r9k/
ITT: how big is too big anons?
>how big is too big
there isnt such thing anon.
Beside it being a social hell how did you do in school?
Looking for Australian fembot to be my gf. Must be as cute as an anime girl.
HAUUUUUDUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR FACKIN 'STRYAAA MMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHATE OOOOII SHRIMP ON DAH BAHHHHHHHH BAHHHHHHHBEEEE AMEYEWRITELADS OH FOKIN ROO LOOK LOOK AT ET A ROO ROO CMON DEN GET THE ROO AHHHHH IT HOPPED AWAY AH WELL I MET A STRANGE LADY SHE MADE ME NEEVOUS SHE TOOK ME AND AND MADE ME BREAKFAST DO YABSPEAKAA MY LANGUAGE I COM FROMA LAN DON UNDAAAA
give me one reason why you hate America, I'll wait, til then this is now an Easter dump
>quarter way through 2017 and did nothing productive
2017 has been /myyear/ so far to be honest
Well, I haven't gotten laid yet, and I did in 2016, so in that respect it's not going well
but my business interests are getting better and as those improve so too will my chances with Stacy
>wanted to cut back on drinking/partying
drank more than 2016 and even did hard drugs on a few occasions
>wanted to loose weight / eat healthy
same weight, tried a fad diet several times and failed. Just want to loose a measly 30 pounds and haven't even budged.
>wanted to make more money and invest in my stock portfolio
I could do it for her if she came back, OP
Last night I dropped my phone in the pool.
I make 170k USD a year, I got turned down by a 3/10 fat chick last night.
Been drinking since 8pm yesterday
Been drinking this. Switching to vodka soon, I'm getting low
I am a NEET. I have NO job.
I'm only on this board cause I caught feels for a sex buddy who now has a bf and I just need to feel better about myself.