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Well I'm gonna kill myself tonight.
>be 25 kv
>decide fuck it, gonna lose virginity
>couple of friends invite me to rave
>go to bar and drink
>go to club
>drink more
>one guy, pretty cute, dances with me
>we dance all night and he gets very touchy feely
>feels nice to be touched
>he turns me around and kisses me
>ask if I want to go back to a hotel
>we get there and drink and smoke
>we start kissing again and he starts undressing me
>pulls down my panties with unapethetic look
>fucking turns to his side and throws up
>then proceeds to pass out
>I'm still in shock
>begin to cry and put my close and get a uber
>go home and cry entire night
I'm not even a super roastie
Fucking hell robots, I cant stop feeling like throwing up. I feel sick to my fucking stomach.
This all happened yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it....
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>In for 500 post thread
Oregano
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>I'm not even a super roastie
please you have more roast beef than an arbies
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>dude throws up instead of getting laid
Sounds like a huge pussy. I'd have fucked you right then and there and then we'd fuck for seconds, then I'd hand you some cab money and off you went with your life. By the way how are we suppose to judge unless we see your vag and what you look like?
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>Hi there handsome. Buy me a drink?
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>>36707363
Why?
Seriously, why the hell would I buy you a drink? Do I look like a fucking charity?
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>>36707404
This...Kinda getting a good idea now about women and men...
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>>36707363
Who the fuck comes to bar without money to buy their own damn drink? Fucking freeloader.
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Take the roastiepill
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>notice thunderstorm just now
>get excited because thunderstorm are comfy
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I used to be terrified of thunderstorms as a child.
But now I wish every second of every day and night was a thunderstorm.
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>tfw scared of thunder and loud wind
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Always been a pluviophile and always will be.
Anonymous
A few questions about a few people. 2017-05-02 01:02:42 Post No.36707249
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A few questions about a few people.
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2017-05-02 01:02:42
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Hello robots. I would like to know your opinions on a few people.
1. Christopher 'Moot' Poole
2. Kong Qiu
3. Tennessee Williams
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Eliot Rogers
6. John Brown
7. Mahatma Gandhi
8. Indra Gandhi
9. Donald J. Trump
10. Joseph Stalin
11. Vladimir Putin
12. John Moses Browning
13. Simon Bolivar
14. Anne Frank
15. Elon Musk
16. Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
17. Pope Francis
18. George Soros
19. Ian Douglas Smith
20. Kaiser Frederick William Victor Albert
Thank you for your time.
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>>36707249
>Christopher 'Moot' Poole
Literally who
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>>36707249
It's actually Indira Gandhi. Not Indra.
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>>36707249
1. Faggot.
2. Literally who?
3. Literally who?
4. Cute eyes.
5. Literally who?
6. Literally who?
7. Literally who?
8. Literally who?
9. Literally who?
10. Literally who?
11. Literally who?
12. Literally who?
13. Literally who?
14. Literally who?
15. Literally who?
16. Literally who?
17. Literally who?
18. Literally who?
19. Literally who?
20. Literally who?
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>tfw no bf in literally months
>tfw last tinder match in two days
may aswell kms
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>>36707208
i'll be your tinder match bf
where are you located?
OK here
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>>36707231
ugh what do you look like then?
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>tfw last fuck was a week ago
Going fucking crazy here
reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
>our clitoris has twice(2x!!) the amount of nerves as the penis packed into an area only one hundredth the size
>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more
>have better tactile sensitivity, enjoy massages more
>Iive longer
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>>36707144
Yeah yeah pussy power, males suck and so on and so forth...
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>>36707144
>Get pregnant
>Have periods
>Smell like fish
>Get raped (outside of prison) more
No thanks femfag
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>Her shits aren't even pleasurable due to a lack of prostate gland
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What's it like to tongue a butthole??
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>>36707143
Buy some salmon paste and spread it on a bagel, eat it while smoking a cigarette, and it's the same taste.
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Salty milk coins coated in BRAAAAAPs
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>>36707143
When I did it horny took over my senses. I became one with the b-hole then fucked her like an object.
>tfw no loyal fembot gf into dd/lg
any fembots looking for a daddy to take care of them?
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>>36707129
what if i pretend to be a fembot for you, daddy? :3
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>>36707227
fuck off faggot I'm looking for my qt fembot
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>>36707325
But daddy I want to be your princess
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What would you do if you woke up with boobs?
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>>36707000
You mean if I woke up as female? I'd sexually please every robot here.
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wait, like a full female transformation or just tits stapled onto my horrible goblin body
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>>36707027
I mean you could still be a man with boobs
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Your oneitis just fell in a sarlacc pit. What do you do?
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>>36706968
jump in after them
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Masturbate because absorption vore is one of my fetishes.
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>>36706968
Nothing, as my oneitis would be strong enough to escape in a couple of minutes at most.
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What did Varg mean by this? 2017-05-02 12:49:20 Post No.36706938
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What did Varg mean by this?
Anonymous
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"Pornography is now, like it was in Classical Antiquity, made and promoted by hypersexual degenerates, who see the destruction of everything that is moral as a goal in itself.
"If you embrace pornography you embrace white genocide, through the corruption of our peoples. You also embrace your own descent into degeneracy."
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>>36706938
He probably developed a trap fetish along the line, got scared and swore off porn for good and now he is projection hard.
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Primitivism in and of itself is inherently nihilistic, serves no purpose and has no end goal. Instead of building a technoctracy, leaving earth and elevating humans to god like creatures, it is just living for the moment without any purpose. It is completely hedonistic in nature, yet forbids actual hedonic indulgence.
It's the worst of all worlds.
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>>36707166
what's the point in elevating humans to god like creatures?
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I have a lot of love to give 2017-05-02 12:46:59 Post No.36706888
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I have a lot of love to give
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Is mutual love too much to ask for? I'm tired of crying.
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>>36706888
>Is mutual love too much to ask for?
Yes. No one's obligated to love you, anon
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>>36706888
I love you anon! Take that.
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>>36706956
But I'm offering my love in return. I'm not asking for handouts.
If you wouldn't date my sister, you have no right to call yourseIf a robot.
She turned 20 two weeks ago and I've never seen a single man show sexual interest in her.
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maybe. what type of music does she like?
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she's like 14 in this picture dude
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I'm sure it would be any robots dream to date a girl like that desu
SHE TEXTED BACK HOLY SHIT SHE ACTUALLY TEXTED BACK!!! WHAT DO I DO!!!
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>>36706848
What did she say senpai the lamb?
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>>36706848
Tell her you hate her and you wish she would die.
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>>36706885
I asked her how her day went and she said "Great! how was yours."