Have you ever met a financially stable woman who doesn't rely on a male for anything?
She's my friend. So she says.
My mom.
tfw
>>38031117
A literal girl friend
Rocking steady to our sweet
HOW IS CHAD ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!?!??!?!?!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSKGYpCZB1s
damn is that a math major on the left?
>magnets attract and repel so i guess
>>38030974
>that moment when Chad tries to "dab"
fuck that was uncomfortable
Hello /b/ I'm back on this board after a brief break.
I want to tell a story and ask for advise on revenge.
>Be me, unemployed
>After a good year or so of searching I finally find a decent, ok job at a pizza place
>Small business type of place
>Hired to be a cook, learn how to make "artisan pizza"
>I come in to my first day of work, so excited
>I work hard the entire shift, I even arrive early
>That wasn't only for one day, I did this every day
>Last weekend I come in 15 minutes early, like I always do
>Nothing seems off to be honest
>I work the entire night and my manager asks to speak with me
>He tells me to not come in tomorrow
>...or the next day\
>"We just can't have you here anymore, you aren't quite the right fit."
>chicchingunemploymentbenefits.jpg
>didn't say that out loud
Basically what I am asking is ways I can anonymously and relatively in a minor way disrupt them, fuck with them, or get a little bit of brief revenge in general.
Any suggestions?
I did this the night I got fired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04xFmVuo0Ek
Oregonali oregonla
>pissing on the toilet paper
It's one thing to piss on the seat or the floor, but just watching this person pissing on the toilet paper makes me so fucking angry.
You probably got fired for being too much of a kiss ass and your boss thought you were a fucking faggot and didn't want a bitch boy like you working there
>>38031048
>being too much of a kiss ass
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>38030936
Glad you've come back to /b/.
It's great on this board, 4chan is swell, too bad I only go on here during Summer.
>Be me
>Pain in urethra and testicles
>go to doctors
>end up with older MILF doctor
>tells me to pull down my pants has me lay on a table
>puts on gloves and fondles and squeezes both my balls. Tell her the right on hurts a bit
>grabs my penis and retracts the foreskin and looks at my peehole. Says it looks a bit swollen
>sends me for some tests
I DID IT! I made it guys! A woman touched my penis and balls. Am I a Chad now?
why did you go see a doctor to begin with? Did you make your dick sore by jacking off too much, because that happens to some people
>>38030938
The pain in my urethra and testicles. Plus I'm having to piss constantly to the point it's really annoying.
>>38030990
sounds like you have some sort of infection. As long as it's not cancer you should be fine. Godspeed.
Give me 1 (ONE) reason to get a gf.
IMPOSSIBLE MODE: no "sex"
>>38030850
you get to cuddle under the blankets :3
>>38030850
Companionship, something to keep you warm at night, something that loves you, something that needs you, something that understands you, something that supports you, something to make you feel wanted, something that gives you worth, something that makes others think better of you.
I really could keep going
>inb4 Y-YEAH BUT OTHER THINGS CAN DO SOME OF THAT
>>38030850
they make greaet punching bags
Two years ago I made this thread complaining about how I wasted the past two years of my life.
Someone told me:
>"that two years is gone and will never come back. when you turn 22 are you going to look back and go wow that was the moment I really got my shit together, it started out rough, but now i'm making serious progress.
>...or are you gunna turn 22 and go damn, I wasted another 2 years"
Take a guess at how I'm doing now.
link to thread :
http://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/15922000/#15922428
>>38030744
I'm gonna guess you wasted those next two years as well.
Well let me tell you something.
that two years is gone and will never come back. when you turn 24 are you going to look back and go wow that was the moment I really got my shit together, it started out rough, but now i'm making serious progress.
...or are you gunna turn 22 and go damn, I wasted another 2 years"
>>38030805
>*24
oogaooooriginal
Most people on this board can get out of these circumstances if they're willing to go through suffering. They choose not to. good luck OP
>Be me
>Have qt3.14 girlfriend
>Smart, beautiful, the whole package
>Even had problems that I faced too
>Loved her like I've never loved anyone before
>10 days away from 6 month anniversary
>Was gone for 2 weeks, just got back and wanted to see her
>Tell her I really wanted to see her
>We meet up
>Ask her about her week
>Tell her I love her
>"I can't do this anymore Anon
>"W... What?"
>"We talk, I tell her she's made me the happiest I've ever been
>Leave
>Text her pleading for a reason, hoping I did something wrong for her to just dump me
>Pic related
>Be a week later, get over the 'high' of trying to not be depressed
>imsofuckingsad.jpg
>contact slut I know, we had made out a few times
>She says she has a boyfriend
>Evensadder.png
>Everyone around me are in happy relationships
>An hero?
Honestly /r9k/, I just want to get my mind off of it. How do I escape all these feelings of her? Will getting laid help at all? If so, how do I just go to someone for sex?
>>38030659
Failed normie. You're the type who would come bragging about how easy it is and whiteknighting for women. Fuck off. kys knowing that she found a Chad in your absence and he's ramming her right now.
>>38030659
First off, don't an hero. Secondly, girls are girls man, find one who you can relate to on a truly romantic and emotional level. Find your equal, just don't give up.
Dang, that's some shit OP. Hopefully these can help some. Good luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs-XZ_dN4Hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjC4bwuiZ3Y
Hello this is Rest in pizza pizzeria. What's your order?
Shut the fuck up pizza boy
>>38030631
Why did you even come here.
>>38030623
>>/s4s/
originally fuck off my board
Does anyone else enjoy jacking off to softcore/music videos/vlogs on youtube even though theres a humongous selection of porn out there? Something about it makes me feel nostalgic or maybe it's just the variety.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>38030520
not particularly but recommend some boyo
I bop my bologna to the Call on Me music video by Eric Prydz at least twice a year. That shit got me through middle school
>>38030619
I was watching this just now boyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1lPLLVqs9E
Most of your problems would go away if you dressed like a girl and shaved your body
I'm 6'3, 230 lbs. I can't imagine that would make my life easier.
>>38030484
I'd just be a really ugly girl instead.
>>38030484
this bitches face is fucking flawless. threads like these encourage acid bombing
Why do you want to lose your virginity so bad? I thought robots had deep, ethereal minds that transcended humanity yet retained its best qualitys. But all you seem to think is "SEX SEX SEX SEX" you people sound more like animals than men. Lust is typically a costly vice that harms and has no place in a robots life. what separates humans from other animals is that we don't try to act like them. NORMIES belive in hedonism and hence are no different than animals, everything they say and do is merely a pretense referencing their selfish, animalistic nature. And like an animal they should ither be caged, hunted or used as what's basically slaves (wagies). Virginity should be seen as a badge of honor rather than a predisposed curse. An inner triumph over one of our worst aspects. Lust.
hopefully I was articulate enough to call you guys faild normies.
>>38030413
we just want to be loved and love back, and sex is a huge part of that.
>>38030518
Love should come first, Anon. Sex is pointless without it.
>I thought robots had deep, ethereal minds that transcended humanity
what the fuck gave you this idea?
>be me
>talking to chad on normie social media
>immediatly says he wants to fight me for no reason
>i can take him, but he'll probably bring his assload of faggy friends with him
>ask him why he wants to fight
>just responds with 'ill smachk da fuck out chu' 'ill bring my gang to yall house tomorrow kid' and other money nonsense
>its 1:00 currently
>probably just going to carry a knife tomorrow
>wat do?
Nutella and raspberries with blueberry honey. 10/10
>>38030374
you sound like a 10 year old
i've seen a few 10 year olds post on social media and i remember when threats phased me even a little when i was 10
>>38030374
You're not telling us everything, you fucking faggot.
>girlfriend left me for her abusive ex boyfriend
>two days later see her on social media crying on how men are so cruel and talks about how her boyfriend hit her
>what the fuck
>try to talk to her and ask her why she left me for him
>reads text and never responds
Women really are fascinating creatures
Women respect emotional intelligence and nothing else
>>38030362
As someone who failed his partner so massively, I could sympathize that she might be to ashamed of herself to even reply.
ur weewee smole
ex weewee big
What makes a robot a robot to you? What makes you a robot?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13312016
>>38030275
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13312016
bamp. I have gf, but she is my only real friend
Robots aren't real, surveyanon
>>38030328
>inb4 reees
It's all opinion, I'm only here for data.
NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE
DRINKING DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY
PLAYING VIDYA DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY
SMOKING WEED DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY
PLAYING LOUD MUSIC DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY
EATING TONS OF JUNK FOOD DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY
Nothing that I used to do to scape my cruel and depressing reality makes me happy anymore
The only thing that would make me happy would be having a girlfriend, but girls never see me more than a friend
What the fuck should I do? Should I end it now guys?
go for a walk anon
Do what I do, try caring for something else other than yourself, I'm not joking. get a pet or anything that will rely on you and as a male you'll find yourself wanting to provide. It's why I want kids. If you're past that then yeah you might as well kill yourself or try harder drugs.
>>38030147
Listen to the song anon, and calm yourself down
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hEuqkMETPjU