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I think I made it guys 2017-01-17 06:22:48 Post No.34214794
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>be me
>enlist airforce with job that soundseasy
>transportation and vehicle maintenance
>bootcamp, tech school, ffw
>report in do job (change oil etc. Boss man likes that im on my shit, moves me to admin and oversee)
>now i just schedule and make sure maintenance is done
>work maybe 7 hours a day with hour lunch break
>gym on base (get my lift on)
>comfy barracks room (when im off work i take a class at the community college and play vidya)
>dont spend money and drive paid off toyota
>just peaked 25k in savings
>always eat at chow hall cuz max poorfag cuz always been poor
Top comfy, I can do 20 years of this
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>thanks for the good wishes guys
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Any body got any questions for me?
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>>34214794
congrats anon, sound like you're almost a normie now
What is a career best suited for a NEET? Would have to involve minimum collaboration/interaction with others and at least decent pay
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>>34214468
Programmer works for NEETs like ya
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Give internet enemas.
People pay big bucks for hot fudge internet enemas.
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>>34214517
That's a pretty good one but I've never shown any kind of interest in computers besides playing vidya
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Are you lonely? Do you have no friends?
Do you live alone?
Do you wish you had a friend who's always ready to hang out?
If you answered "yes" to these questions, then allow me to offer you my sincere friendship in exchange for a place to live and a stable internet connection.
If you live in the US, I will relocate to wherever you are and be your best friend.
I am talented, intelligent, witty, empathetic, and a good listener. If you want, I'll do your cooking and clean the homestead. I could even get a job. We can go hit the bars together or just watch your favorite hentai while sharing a back-to-back fap session. The possibilities are endless!
What are you waiting for robit? The path to friendship is right before you!
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How about a discord server I could invite ya to
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>>34214421
Would go for the faps
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>>34214421
I actually want to do this myself, OP. I'm a manlet though and would be scared of most guys here tbqh. Plus I'm retarded and can hardly talk to new people.
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When was the last time you had buyer's remorse?
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>>34214414
Right the fuck now.
I saw it and was like OH SHIT because i used to love the podcast and recently started reading the book.
It's really pretty neat but that was a pretty impulsive purchase
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>>34214414
When I finished paying my student loans.
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>>34214414
my return ticket.
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What the fuck can I actually do about a recessed chin aside from surgery and "resting my tongue at the roof of my mouth" (Mewes)?
HALPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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Close your eyes and wait for life to be over.
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>>34214394
Stop worrying about it. You are who you are.
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>>34214394
>"resting my tongue at the roof of my mouth"
tell me more
In the few threads about dating that appear here, most robots tell the dating robot that he has to be assertive, write very specific things in his messages, etc. etc.
But why would you want a girl that requires those things just to stay with you? How long would YOU keep the mask on? How do you know that living someone else's life won't break you inside?
In fact, how do we know that every moment of their life Chads aren't screaming inside?
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>>34214331
Bump. I need oponions
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Because for Chad it comes natural
Or maybe they want it more than me
I tried that faking till you make it stuff but there is only so much pretending I can do
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>>34214331
>How long would YOU keep the mask on?
A lot of people try their hardest to keep it on but it always falls off. The relationship goes to shit. They end up wondering what the fuck happened and usually jump to the "all women are whores/ all men are players and pigs" camp.
These people aren't honest with themselves and therefore not honest with their partners. Hiding misaligned values, personalities, and intentions all for the sake of "alpha" performances and mind games.
I guarantee you those wanabe chads with fake confidence who can't be vulnerable with their short comings, beliefs, etc are screaming inside.
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Telling your therapist about 4chan 2017-01-17 05:58:05 Post No.34214295
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Telling your therapist about 4chan
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What are your experiences on telling your therapist about 4chan. I think it would be best not to tell him but I somehow need to tell him what I do on the computer all day since I'm not into vidya
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How do people even get a therapist
I'm nearly 30 and been a shut-in since 18 and never once been told to see one.
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Keep this place a secret. They will think you are a pedo or you want to shoot ppl.
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>>34214295
Lol, that's a sure-fire way to get yourself comitted
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Do any of you guys have experience using Deepweb drugstores? I'm thinking of buying bunch of blotters, but I'm not really sure about it.
Share your wisdom, /r9k/
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>>34214240
yes, i have plenty of experience. with blotters, ti's super easy, pretty much no risk whatsoever, great stealth. if you're worried about being caught, you will not be with blotters. careful about which vendor you use, though!
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>>34214296
Did you draw that while you were high as fuck or what?
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>>34214329
no i got it from pixiv
i haven't ordered from the darknet in a year mind you
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Who /gettingfit/ here? 2017-01-17 05:54:06 Post No.34214213
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As long as you are tall, muscular and attractive girls will find your autistic ways cute, and wont give a fuck about your balding head.
literally no excuse
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>>34214213
You're delusional if you think you're going to look like that just by lifting for a few years.
You need genetics and drugs. Those are the two key ingredients to a legitimately lean and muscular body.
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>as long as you're attractive you're attractive
thanks for the sage advice OP, we really couldn't have solved this conundrum of an enigma without you
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>>34214246
>fattie being this fucking mad that he can't get enough motivation to work out
ay lmau
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I am a Neet and I am more than 8 hours a day on kikebook wasting my time. How fucked am I?
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Very. 99% of Facebook is just normie posting boring bullshit. I don't know how you manage to waste 8 hours doing that
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>>34214233
I know but it just like I have to watch what they do
And also they change once a day the friends you may know and then I stalk all these people because I think they have visited my profile ( I m not unattractive)
It is like an addiction
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>>34214233
Muh Farmville
And other shit, pay 2 win games
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Anyone else notice that 4chan and reddit are normie as fuck now? Like it's normal to be retarded.
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Reddit was always retarded hivemind, 4chan is lost, Look on /b/ or /v/ literally subreddit-tier boards.
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>and reddit
this is the problem
a bunch of fucking redditors came here and never bothered to lurk so they just brought reddit with them
this place has been going downhill for years bu since gamergate it's been night and day
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>>34214184
Is there a new site for us to go? Wiz doesn't seem bad, but I'm not into anime
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Things that have never been written before on r9k 2017-01-17 05:50:40 Post No.34214133
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Things that have never been written before on r9k
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2017-01-17 05:50:40
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I am handsome
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>>34214133
Your nipples are the size of cocktail weiners.
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>>34214133
cow confirmed
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Actually I am proud of myself.
im pretty sure everyone who has a problem with them are just fucking bigots
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My friend has a pitbull and it's adorable, but god damn do I fucking hate how pitbull owners go on and on about this shit.
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>>34214119
Here's the face of a killer, everybody.
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Rottweilers should be the ones banned everywhere.
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Attracted to adolescent girls (ephebophilia) 2017-01-17 05:48:45 Post No.34214093
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Attracted to adolescent girls (ephebophilia)
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2017-01-17 05:48:45
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What the fuck do I do if I have ephebophilia? For those who don't know, it's the attraction to adolescent teens. My preferred age range is 13-17, and although I haven't so much as touched a girl that young since I was those ages myself, my desires have only been getting stronger over time. I feel like a disgusting monster, and it's even worse because I have no healthy outlet for my desires. Masturbating isn't cutting it, exercise and staying busy doesn't fix it, and I don't know what else to do.
>been starting to have day dreams about having young girls
>got aroused multiple times during Leon: The Professional (the international version), especially when the girl tried to fuck Leon
>have caught myself trying to figure out how I could get with a high school girl without getting arrested and labelled a sex offender
>have daydreams about moving to some third world shithole and getting a harem of young wives with my murican money
>have been having more and more rape fantasies involving young girls
>terrified to talk to a counselor in case they call the police or word gets out
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>>34214093
bahmp
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Ephebophilia is a meme, being attracted to teens is normal. Teen girls have boobs and everything. 16 is legal in most of the world anyway.
Try being an actual pedophile you whiny faggot.
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>>34214666
Yeah satan, toddlercon or bust, am I right?
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What is happening to men and women? Are guys getting uglier
Whenever I go out in public, especially somewhere like a college campus, there is no shortage of hot Stacies everywhere. There are ridiculously attractive women all over the place.
But I hardly ever see good looking guys like the pictures that get posted on this board when people cry about Chads and alpha males.
Most of the guys I see are plain looking at best, and they look so defeated and worn down.
Has it always been this way
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girls use makeup
guys have given up
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Women wear makeup and things like spanx/pushup bras/high heels/those fucking jeans (or leggings) that make their ass look not-flabby
All those things boost their attractiveness up like anywhere between 1-3 points
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I actually see what you're talking about. I think its because girls are really good at using makeup now. Make up tutorials are a huge thing on Youtube and now everyone has access to the best tips from the best artists.
The alphas are usually at the gym. That's where I see them at least