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>literally current year
>gods been empirically proven to exist
>there are still atheists on this board
explain yourselves
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pls post proof tyvm
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>>38220276
proof now tbqh senpai
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>>38220833
>>38221152
Check the Google it was a pretty big story a week back.

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CHAD eats Costco PIZZA while you eat eat take-home CHICKEN BAKE
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>>38220263
The pizza is surprisingly good at Costco actually. Just say you're returning something to the door guy then pop in a buy a pie membership free
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>>38220324
You don't have to have a Costco card to go to the food court idiot
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>>38220430
Well, excuse me. Just trying to be helpful sheesh

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who is into cowtits?

doesn't matter if thin/thicc/bbw

i'll dump a few girls i wanna titfuck till' the end.
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>>38220187
>>38220187


oregano originalio derp harp derp emrp
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>>38220215

with a gay friend or i dont know
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>>38220230
>>38220215
>>38220187
Muh dick. Sauce please?

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>Listening to some podcast
>Has some other millennials on
>"Oh what I'd do with infinite money? I'd make a point to not help any starving people LOL"
>When no one mentioned starving people
When did faking sociopathy become cool?
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>>38220151
You do realize you posted this on a board that regularly talks about how they would like to kill all roasties and chads right?
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>>38220151
>comedy podcast has jokes

Holy shit what a surprise. Stop being autistic
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>>38220151
>infinite money
I am not sure he understands what money is, unless his plan was to generate wealth by burning it to generate electricity.

>>38220717
>jokes
...ha?

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took a picture of my back yard. what do you think, robots?
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>>38220146
didn't know 4chan existed in 1920
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>>38220168
it's hard here in the Congo
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>>38220168
My sides are in the 1920s now

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>Be me
>Stereotypical neet asian virgin
>Normie friends somehow pair me up with tiny girl
>Tiny girl is pretty chill, but after a while she gets really sex crazy
>Ask friends and past boyfriends was she always like this
>They tell me that she rarely wanted sex and never was up for it
>Confront her asking what the sudden change was about
>"Oh, well I actually started dating you because I thought you were ok, but I heard asians had small dicks and sure enough when we fuck it doesn't hurt!"
>mfw I'm not sure to be grateful or insulted
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>>38220123
If she's fucking you all the time, then she doesn't have time to fuck other people. If you can keep up, it's probably a good thing.
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>>38220123
talk about a backhanded compliment, K3k
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Which I get, I am confident he's satisfied by the end since I'm also a sex crazed sicko. But like... the idea of her saying pretty much "your dick is small which is the main reason I went for you at first" feels rather... weird.

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Just be sure to mow that yard tomorrow on your day of freedom, wagecuck. That grass is not going to cut itself. Oh, and make sure you make that house payment. You only have 100 more years left until you finally own it instead of Mr. Goldberg? It sure was worth it being in debt!
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>>38220116
lol we pay people to mow our lawn
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my home is owned by a christian, all the jews ive known have either helped me or been neutral to me, many of the christians ive met have acted nasty though even though i am nominally christian
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>2017
>not building your own tiny house debt free

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Jeez, what smells like dog shit? Heh. Anyway, that'll be $21, plus tip.
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>>38220073
>plus tip
hahah go fuck yourself
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>>38220073
>don't pay
>shut the door
>wonder what happens next
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>>38220073
>WHERES THE FUCKING PIZZA BAG?
>WHY IS THE BOX OPEN?
>WHY ARE YOU A GROWN MAN?
>AND WHERE THE FFUUCCKK ARE MY AAAAANNNNCCCCHHOOOOVVVVIIIEEES!?!?
>Give 21 dollars
>slam the fuck outta that door

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Forever alone fembot thread
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>>38220026
This is going to trigger 80% of the board.
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>>38220056
It triggered me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD!!!
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>>38220026
Are you really a girl?

Oregano

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im going to lose my virginity tonight but im a christian and im suffering through cognitive dissonance
How do I not kill myself from shame afterwards?
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Being a virgin is not synonymous with being a good christian
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>>38220055
this, OP

remember,
>Hitler was a virgin, too
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>>38220017
>christian
>entertaining thoughts about killing yourself

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>taking out a loan to pay for a loan
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you just outsmarted the jews, my man
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>>38219979
>having any kind of debt at all
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>>38219979
>take out another loan to pay for that one
Where's the flaw in this logic?

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What will your Waifu be, Anon?

And remember to share any unused credits, friends!
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List of the "dere" types
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>>38219789
I will take the flat-chested, dark-haired, dark-eyed, mixed-race, able-bodied, flat-ass, NEET, sexually-experienced, boring personality stranger for $0. She has a ton of interests, a positive and healthy outlook on life, and is smart enough when she needs to be, again for $0. She will stay in my imagination because 2D > 3D.

My $100 is up for grabs. Go crazy.
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>>38219789
Large breasted, brown eyed, brown haired, white, 1 year older than me, large assed, virgin introverted tsundere who is taller than me. i think that adds up to 100. its basically my perfect girlfriend.

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Stacy is too embarrassed to be seen with you but she will fuck Chad out in the open during a riot.
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>>38219784
I hate when people do shit like this. Keep it inside.
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>>38219784
>>38219844

If I saw that I'd literally start fucking wanking over her and I'd probably cum on her clothes.

Fuck me that's saucy. Cor.
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Are my eyes deceiving me or is she unironically fucking a nigger?

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>tfw had a bad acid trip and now I can't remember how to shitpost

How long before the parts of your brain that LSD destroys grow back?
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>>38219703
Don't worry, your shitposting ability may even be back alerady
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It doesnt its fucked. Enjoy your new paper weight of a brain
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>>38219703
Damaged brain cells don't grow back

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Was highschool just a waste of your time?
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>>38219692
Yes. I wished i had dropped out and focused all my attention of my dwindling mental health.
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It was for me. Wish I was home schooled instead. I learned much more from being a NEET for 6 months than 4 years of being in a shitty libturd high school
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yes. i know it wont matter, but for anyone reading this, please get your GED and start working asap. high school is a hilarious babysitter/jew brainwashing station in the USA

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