https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTdSTAAIxWs
>>34438936
She's that ugly, huh ?
>>34438936
so ugly that every robot is disgusted.
>>34438936
Why would she love him? He wouldn't even give her a second glance kek.
Fembot and co. why don't you have a bf? continuation thread v2
>tall
>body like a board
>hairy
>yet nonwhite
>almost 30, never had a real job
>and an extremely annoying personality on top of it
>>34438969
Does anyone ever have a real job though?
>>34438987
Not these days.
Why don't you just learn to play the guitar? Girls love it.
Pic related, my guitars.
I also have another acoustic guitar, but I left it in my car.
>Strats
Please, please kill yourself
because I'm not gonna pick up a hobby solely to impress the opposite sex. i'm not a woman.
>>34438897
Because I already do
This my favourite I have
Isn't it gay or at the very least being a cuck to watch porn of a woman with a man?
Logically, it is gay and cuckoldry to sit there and be aroused and beat off to some other man getting his doorknob waxed and having sex with a woman while you don't.
What do you have to say in your defense?
Imagining that dick is your dick is a common way to see it.
>>34438929
Is that the thought process of cuckolds as well?
If you are going to use imagination, why not go all out and imagine yourself having sex with stacey from high school? why watch another man's penis?
>>34438929
It also helps to imagine your the girl.
Robots, are you having sex with your dad and if not, why not? It's the most pure form of love.
My dad raped me multiple times
>>34438878
Can you describe how it happened exactly? are you male or female? TIA>
>>34438967
>Male
>he made me suck him off then it escalated to full sex
Ask a guy who hasn't drank soda in over a month anything, haven't had one drop at all. Been drinking nothing but water, also lost 7 pounds so far.
Fuck you healthfags, I miss soda but I suppose I've weened myself off it for the most part. I was drinking about 2-3 cans a day, and it's all I ordered at restaurants. Now all I drink is water, I suppose I feel a little better. People told me if you drink nothing but water it makes you feel like a God, and shit like that. I do know it's better than drinking 3 cans of soda each day, though I miss the taste of soda.
You should start drinking tea
It takes a while to start appreciating tea but it's basically water with some added health effects and there's endless fucking flavors
>>34438836
soda is fucking disgusting
>>34439066
Fuck you I miss it, at least it had taste.
>>34439027
I've heard that only like green tea is good for you, you can't get tea with a lot of sugar and what not.
>be me
>visiting relatives house
>relative has a pet cat
>cat comes over and I pet it
>cat starts licking my hand
>instantly become rock hard
>this cat likes me
>only time anything has ever felt affectionate toward me
anyone else have a similar experience
>>34438807
even robots arent zoophiliac, get out you furry loving creep
>>34438841
i didnt fuck the cat, i only pet it a bit
>>34438858
but you wanted to fuck it. dont deny it anon. acceptance of the facts is the first step for change
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Wojack from Bane.
Can you tell a green text.
from an autistic wail?
A trap from a male?
Do you think you can tell?
Did they get you to trade,
your neetbux for goals?
Hot ashes for memes?
2-D for a roastie?
NEET /comfort/ for change?
Did you exchange,
a front row seat to the meme war for a (you) and a sage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just a group of robots posting on /r9k/, year after year,
Passing our memes, round and round
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
Nice acoustic bass
>>34438787
i think its a ukulele hard to tell
>>34438787
it's not your fault, anon. it's not your fault.
Ask a catholic monk in learning anything.
I don't have internet for much more time but i will try to answear your questions
>tfw still struggling with strong sexual urges
>>34438737
Is it worth it? Were you molested? What do you hate about it?
>>34438737
What is the hardest part of your path to sainthood?
>>34438828
>Is it worth it?
Considering that my only options were wageslaving in McDonald's or in some miserable call center yes. It is worth it. I live comfortably, almost free of responsabilities, etc... The first days are the worst because the feeling of being isolated kicks in heavily but after some time, the praying, meditation, lectures and so on become so comfy and almost cathartical that you don't notice it anymore.
>Were you molested?
Nah m8. There's no molestation here. That stuff usually happens with secular priests
>What do you hate about it?
Well... for an ex-avid shitposter i miss the internet life and sometimes i miss the turmoil of the outside world
>Okay class, everyone find a partner!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>there's an odd number of people in the classroom
>you're the odd one out
>>34438795
>"Now everybody line up for penis inspection!"
>Thanks for taking me out for dessert, oppa!
feelsgood being korean and tall
>>34438729
What is tall by Korean standards?
>>34438899
i would say 180-183 cm, which is like 5'10 or so is considered tall by korean standards. i'm 6'4 though so even though i'm not that attractive, i can get by on height alone
the sexual revolution was a mistake
>implying people haven't done stuff like that in the past
>>34438669
t. every virgin ever
>>34438690
not on the side of the road in a jeep
I'm a black girl and I want to start acting and dressing like a Japanese girl because I know guys love them. How is my first attempt?ove been researching numerous Japanese porns to train myself how to behave
Slim your belly down a bit and get a push up bra and I would fuck you senseless
>>34438662
fuck off back to nigger town you faggot
bebe please die
please
What the fuck makes a magnet generate force? Gravity I can sort of wrap my head around but how do magnets?!
it's like the force that holds atoms together
>tfw atoms don't really touch each other and everything is mostly empty space
>>34438653
Fucking magnets, how do they work! No but really though, in all seriousness, like for real tho, honestly, this is a /sci/ thread dingo
>>34438653
"Earth is a realm, it is not a planet. It is not an object, therefore, it has no edge. Earth would be more easily defined as a system environment. Earth is also a machine, it is a Tesla coil. The sun and moon are powered wirelessly with the electromagnetic field (the Aether). This field also suspends the celestial spheres with electo-magnetic levitation. Electromag levitation disproves gravity because the only force you need to counter is the electromagnetic force, not gravity. The stars are attached to the firmament."
--Nikola Tesla
>tfw starting to get fantasies about throwing acid in attractive people's faces
who /losingit/ over being ugly here?
>>34438625
I used to not look at people cause I was ashamed I looked disgusting, now I look everyone in the eyes with angry smirk while holding a knive in my pocket, it actually makes me feel better a little bit
>>34438625
Yep the violent thoughts are often nowadays, never used to be.
>>34438625
Don't assume attractive people are any happier than you are. I'm also struggling to find someone who can put up with my shitty personality.l