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My parents wouldn't buy me Beyblades so I would go to K-Mart and steal them every week. For some reason I never got caught, I think nobody even cared.

Seriously I stole like 20 of them.

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>>35491861
>tfw the Beyblade knock-off your parents bought you from the dollar-store got btfo and destroyed the first day you used it at school against some kid

It was really tragic. I felt like I was in the Anime .

>>35491829
>he wasn't the dreidel master at synagogue

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>fap in space
>cum floats around everywhere

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>>35491796
>what would sex in space feel like?
It'd be really hard. You wouldn't know it but gravity is a big help with sex. For one there's the problem of your partner floating away while you're doing it, so you're either gunna need to pay really close attention to what positions you use, hold onto each other really tightly, or wear harnesses (which would probably kill the mood).
Also, I'm willing to wager that cum would have the same properties as other liquids in a zero G environment, meaning you'd shoot little white globs that just floated around, so I'm pretty sure a creampie or bukkake is entirely out of the question.

>>35491796
There would be quite a few issues

>>35492033
This, it would be very odd moving in zero-g, and you would have to hold on to each other tightly and also in a way that keeps you genitals together

And also
>blood not pulled to lower body anymore, so it's harder to get and maintain an erection
>her boobs will have a much nicer shape though without gravity
>probably various small changes in the way it feels due to muscles and nerves responding differently

>>35491775
Sometimes they redo their makeup or they're just constipated and trying to drop a log.

>>35491775
Nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger
Nigger nigger niggernigger
Somehow not originale

>changing pads/tampons
>pissing all over seat/floor
>makeup
>need to wipe excess urine off vulva
>poo
>talking to other wymyns
>quick DIY abortion
>making a snapchat story about a mundane daily experience that nobody asked about

>>35516857
did they leave you some coloured paper before they left? thats called money.
Go to store. pick what you want. give money

mummy forgot to give me lunch money for uni today, quite fucking annoyed with the dumb bitch to be honest

There will eventually come a time when mommy and daddy will be dead, OP, and you will have to go to the store yourself.

Way too much anime

I started working recently and now I can only watch a sane amount of anime though

>>35516533
imagining how every girl that passes by my window would look naked and how i'd fuck them

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>>35516533
video games, sleep, smoking, movies, and 4chan.

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>>35516413
Are you a true robot?

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just because you are trans and a robot doesn't mean all other robots have to or are the same as you because just like normies trans like you believe they are entitled to take something from you that makes you happy
get off my board

trans anything needs to be tortured and shot. honestly just accept your mental illness and end it already nobody wants you around. trans politics and gender pronouns are just excuses to try to find a way to exist and define yourself when you oughta just become normal or end it all.

whats the point of an "e-gf"

>>35515640
Met her twice. She lives in washington and im down in socal. We have known each other for like 3 years. Shes coming down for college next year.

>>35515640
Yes and no. Turns out she was a catfish and a nigger on top of that

Funny ting is, I thought I loved that girl.

>>35515368
>whatsapp

Dude I live in a first world country and pay with a plan you fucking europoor

>>35515368
How does snapchat score even work?

>tfw only 4200

>check my phone
>snap score over 28,000

wew lad

>>35515221
Is there anything like blacked but with refugees instead?

>>35515318
Probably a market for it desu. Pay whores to fuck refugees at the camps or in slum hotels in France, UK and Germany

>>35515221
take the white women they disgust me regardless

>>35515034

I'm 21 with the same story but i know there are much older anons like that

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add 10 more years to that, a bankrupty, 2 DUIs, a minimum wage job, and you've got me.

>>35515034
I'm 21 and haven't had a friend since 2012

I've never had anything close to romantic interest in me even though I've asked multiple girls out. I can't even fantasize a situation where I could go out on a date with a female.

I don't know what's wrong with me and it drives me crazy.

prozac and ritalin

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>estrogen
>spironolactone

I'm too scared of doctors
and i dislike meds

>>35514385
Everyone dies alone.
It's living alone until then that is bothering me.

Why accelerate the process unnecessarily?

>inb4 life is unnecessary

the act of suicide is even more so

Imma enjoy my life
Imma use up this body
Imma die without passing on these glorious brain jeans
Peace

It means she cares about you enough to not want to hurt you
Just not enough to fuck you

>>35514235
this. you can't begrudge another human being for not being attracted to you btw. people have preferences

it's a "no"

sorry bro

strongly recommend avoiding her for a while

I guess thats the trade off for having your sexual organs being a disgusting hole that requires constant maintenance, frequently leaks horrifying fluids, and revolts against you on a monthly basis.

>>35514093
Honestly I don't know how straight/bi girls can date men, I'd just feel so guilty every time I came with them.

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>>35514093
>bragging about pretending to be a girl on the internet

I drew a pepe pic that got popular once

it's the second result if you google psychedelic pepe

one time i was playing glaz on r6 seige. we were playing secure on house and i was trying to push the objective (in the master bedroom). i came in through the bathroom and threw a drone down the hallway. there was a castle barrier on workshop door and castle was inside just hanging out waiting on something. i walked up, turned to the door and no-scope headshot'd castle through the barrier. i still wonder how he felt about that killcam.

but yeah...biggest accomplisment....

I busted a nut in a girl once
It's pretty overrated, honestly