Why do fembots masturbate so much?
>always been bicurious watch a lot of trap porn and sometimes go full gay and fap to dicks
>still consider myself mostly on the straight side
>find it impossible to get gf since I'm such and introverted trainwreck
>have close online friend
>he's also introverted neet
>turns out he lives nearby
>in the same situation
>he eventually asks if I've ever be interested in meeting up to fuck and lose virginities
Should I do it robots? Will I regret it in the future? At this rate it's not like I'll ever get a gf so this way I could at least say I'm not a khv anymore and could avoid wizardhood.
Let's start one decent comfy thread, dump whatever you got.
"I hope it rains today" Edition
Artist: Hiroshi Nagai
I wish I was walking down that street.
Why havent you robots paid off your debt?
>grab your social security card
>look at the back
>letter represents a bank
>look up routing number for said bank
>use that routing number + your SS# on the front of the card that acts as your account number
Whats the most cancerous place on the internet and why is it r/justneckbeardthings? Reddit is pretty AIDS in its own right, but that sub isn't even funny, just some retards spamming "m'[insert object]" in response to stale old unfunny memes.
I i had to draw a caricature of a comedy subreddit for feminists, it would pretty much look the same.
i have a friend who goes there
he's fat, has long hair, is incredibly pretentious and vapes unironically, it's like he goes there to pretend he's not the person all those cunts are making fun of
Biggest regret in your life. Love life, social life, online life?
>start lifting and losing weight
>qt at work flirting with me for weeks
>had a thing for her for a while
>go to staff party
>get too drunk
>hit on other girl
>stagger home and fall asleep in my bathroom
>qt stops flirting and calls me by my name instead of my nickname
>acts cold towards me
Roastie btfo I suppose.
I fucking hate myself
I tried dating a girl once in Sophomore year but it fell through in a month or so because I'm a loser. All i have are terrible memories of trying to get her to like me when it was obvious she only allowed me near her because I was pitiful. If I could go back I would've never tried.
I "met" my waifu 3 years after that, which is 4 years ago now. No regrets.
>being forced to move out of parents this weekend because I earn more than them now
Help me /r9k/ I can't live alone by myself. The last time I was left alone I ended up in A&E for attempted sudoko when I was living at my university accomodation.
My parents don't know this because I never told them this happened.
Should I tell them the truth?
Even though I can easily rent my own place pretty sure I'll sudoko in a weeks time living alone
If you earn more than your parents why not just explain to them that you have severe depression and suicidal tendencies.
You're not just some pathetic neet mooching off them, you're successful and just need help.
Unless your parents legit give 0 fucks about you they'll be understanding and try to help.
>That kid in school who would draw on his teeth with a pencil or permanent marker
>That kid in elementary who pissed himself because he wasn't comfortable using the bathrooms at school
it was me
So much calc. Took a one month calc course, after not doing math for 2 years. Hardass Prof 5 tests and a final quiz everyday. Work on it everyday. About to take test and uni feels thread. Won't be able to respond for like 2 hours.
>you will never have a girl wear nice clothes and put on makeup just to see you
I said this last time you posted this and I'll say it again:
>be a mixed race german
>i will work in the financial welfare system
>plenty of arabs and other waste of humanity are on welfare system
>already make a plan to kick them out
>arabs can't complain about being racist, cause "mixed race"
I am the ultimate Heil of europe?
Tfw when you wake up drenched in period blood :(
Pic related are my panties on the bathroom floor. I vomited yesterday and my insides hurt so much.
>this is in front of me
I played one of the janitors as a background actor for a movie, AMA
I was with my friends in a bar. We used ti go just us 5 and now everyone brings their girlfriends.
One of the girl went passive agressive mode and I went full mysoginist on her. Told women are inferior at everything but men are expected to worship them to get them to spread their legs.
Told her psychology is a lie and she is never gonna accomplish anything in her life other than talk to some other dumb bimbo about how many cocks she has taken.
She tryed to argue with me but I was too informed and cited statistic and debunked her every argument until she gave up and started crying.
My friends told me no to come to the bar with them anymore.
Now I am a true robot. Next friday I'll get expensive wine and marathon something.
If this is a true story then shit mate, better get a supply of expensive wine for the rest of your life.
I've always wondered though - is there no point during your monologue that you realise how much of an asshole you're being right now? Is this really a thing where you're so consumed by your feeling of superiority that you're unaware of everything around you?
>She tryed to argue with me but I was too informed and cited statistic and debunked her every argument
you sure seem like you know a lot of things