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>>38423265
I have her exact body except i'm indian. I don't think i'll struggle that much

>>38423295
yeah but you're indian, ugly dark features, boring hair and eyes.

She is an angel in comparison

>>38423295
>I have her exact body
surejan.jpeg

>>38423179
>arguing with a woman
Don't do that.

>>38423211
I want science that backs up my beliefs. I don't lose arguments.

Fuck off fag. You're too dumb to argue for yourself so you want us to do it for you

The opposite was the case in terms of my teenage years on 4chan. Sure, I fell for a lot of the cringey memes and weebfag horseshit in those days. But being from a small town, 4chan gave me a window on the rest of the world. Around 2009 or so, when the economy went to hell, I heard about how difficult it was for college graduates to get a decent job from all the /b/tards complaining about their job search. This pushed me to go to an affordable school, get a decent major, and start actively applying for jobs as early as my sophomore year of college. 4chan put me ahead of the curve and showed me that I needed to get my shit together right from the start rather than wallow in unemployment and shit tier jobs like the plebs I graduated with. I can actually say that 4chan has made me a more successful person.

>Trusting the advice of the most unhappy people on the internet.
I wonder, OP. I wonder.

>>38423142
>wishing you had stayed blue pilled
hmmmm

>>38423135
Seems like you could cut some of those out and make time for the others.

Like learning german. What good is that?

You'd get ton of girls if you had drugs, tattoos and a motorcycle

>>38423158
I've always wanted to know a second language and think German is interesting idk

>>38423118
When they ditch you

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>>38423133
I know that feeling. My best friend of 14 years got his first girlfriend last year. Since then he's stopped playing vidya with me as much and he constantly out with her. Every day since I've been dealing with intense fear that he's going to up and abandon me and forget about me.
The voices have been getting worse since those two met.

>>38423133
oh god, this feel. why must i know this feel. this is how i know "the one" doesn't exist.

>>38423085
Get a job and leave her house so she's always alone and one day when she feels ill she will die a lonely agonizing sad death while you're at your home happily with your wife and children.

>>38423085
poopoo your tendies onto her face

>>38423166
I have a job. I haven't left the house because I want to save as much money as possible before moving out

>>38423014
>tfw bi + about 7 other fetishes now
WeeW

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>>38423014
>before 4chan
A little awkward but still holding out hope

>after 4chan
deeply misanthropic antisocial asshole constantly being crushed by depression and anxiety. not in school, no job, never goes outside, never leaves the computer. emotionally dead inside.

I could feel the change happening but I didn't notice it

I legitimately worry about those /pol/kids. Can you imagine being indoctrinated into such bullshit at such a young age?

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>>38422982
op is insecure faggot, searches for girls and gets mad at guys, thinks he is better than anyone and makes assumptions

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>>38423056
op's pic related is my main main, pic related. you're just angry you don't have a friendship like this

>>38422982
>mfw skipped by qt31.4's on omegle
Fucking this.

Also I swear they have people systematically marking female cammers so they never ever get matched up with men. Omegle is a gigantic waste of time. However I have very rarely gotten lucky with an actual girl (not just faggot catfishers) and we would do sexy things for a few weeks until she got bored.

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Textless posts are not allowed. That's about all I have to say about that.

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Gif for my friends

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Sometimes retarded youtube comments make me laugh if it's the right time of day

stop asking questions and pregnate him anon.

>>38422830
he means you're a cuck. not a bad thing though

He said you would make a good housewife or that he would make a good housewife.

i'm tired of bullshit furry sob stories
either own it and be proud of it or drop it

just like any degeneracy/addiction in life there is a rule called the "replacement rule"

for example people that stop smoking eat and drink alot more. people that stop gambling resort to fake gambling games with no real money involved.

the theory is simple, the hard part is finding out what is your replacement strategy and i can't help you with that

>>38422898
So, essentially, keep myself busy and replace it with something else until my interest in the replacement is more than the degeneracy?

Incest is wincest my man

>>38422812
I'm just saying but if you get caught everyone will blame you. Especially since she's younger. Your parents might even claim you've been raping her if they're mad enough.

>>38422812
>it's wrong for me to have both romantic, and erotic, feelings towards her
That's not true. As long as it's consensual, it's fine.

>>38422781
break up with her. love is as selfish as it is selfless. if you're feeling bad it's not worth it.

Oh boy, here we go.
Yes.

>>38422781
I don't even think I'm good enough for online friends. It's embarrassing hearing about their normie lives, and then I'm just sitting around doing nothing all day. Can't even imagine having an online gf

i don't think you can do that

No you're not lol stupid underage fatty.

Yeah first you can join the French legion, and then the English Legion, and then the Chinese legion, and then the Azerbaijan legion and by then you should have found your purpose which is to get yelled at and shot at and and and and and and and and and

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>>38422779
>cleaning job
>new guy is mentally disabled but not enough that he can't work
>his assigned areas smell worse than when he started
>tell supervisor
>turns out he stinks and doesn't wash his clothes
>eventually stops smelling like shit

Great worker and cool guy but, I try not to be around him too long.

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>>38422906
>few years ago, wageslaving away at Walmart
>worked late-night, backroom until about 10 or 11 most nights so I generally didn't see many people
>those I did were interesting, most normos don't go to Walmart at midnight (late-night customers aren't dangerous, just weird)

>one woman walking with roastie-tier "service dog," little 8-lb fucker that was apparently never trained in its life
>pulling it around the store on its leash
>it takes a shit
>she kicks it under a display pallet with her shoe

>mother with two kids, maybe 4 and 5 or something, I'm bad with judging kids' ages
>definitely older than stroller-age, though
>kids are both wearing full body harnesses and on leashes
>they're not potatos or anything, seemingly normal children, just wearing leashes
>mother doesn't even say "Come on, we're going this way," just pulls on their leashes

>got a retard kid hired on the crew
>not a full potato, but definitely high autism or whatever
>screams autistically and sits on the ground pouting when he doesn't get his way
>this is kind of annoying when the crew is unloading a truck and we all have our areas, his area is blocking progress for everyone because he's pouting instead of working
>believes he randomly has "mini-seizures"
>not sure what he thinks a seizure is, because he doesn't start shaking or anything, just acts real out-of-it for a few minutes
>for some reason supervisors don't think this is a reason to not let him drive twelve-foot-high pallets of freight
The sad part is, outside work, he was probably a comfy autist. People like that just shouldn't be assigned to fast-paced areas like a truck dock.

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>>38423427
>had a roastie coworker for a few weeks
>high-schooler who clearly wanted to sit on her ass all day doing nothing
>for some reason (muh quotas I'm sure) they put this 5'1 teen girl on a truck crew to work alongside adult men
>she doesn't do shit, will actually tell other people to do her job because she doesn't want to today
>one day, carrying empty boxes
>one empty box falls on her head
>she pretends to have a concussion, goes to ER, costs store several thousand dollars
>blames it very publicly on me, actually walks around the store telling everyone how I almost killed her
>it's all on video, manager sees, laughs about it with me
>she's still not fired, instead is transferred to department of her choosing
She was still laid off three months later, though. They probably just had to wait a certain amount of time after the Empty Box Incident to avoid potential lawsuits.
Honestly thought I'd get fired for that. A few days later, I was walking by her on another fast-paced, understaffed day and my hand accidentally brushed her ass. I was terrified for the rest of the day that she'd go to HR and say I sexually assaulted her, but fortunately I never heard anything of that.