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Anonymous
2017-03-04 02:35:15 Post No.35271621
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:35:15 Post No. 35271621 [Report] [View this topic]

This is my personal thread, mine. Everyone stay the heck out

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:50:31 Post No.35271889
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*plops down*

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:51:42 Post No.35271903
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hi cn eye ply peyerits in hair?

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Look man, I just need somewhere to sit. I hope you don't mind too much. I won't make too much noise.

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SLAVERY TO THE WORLD Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:34:47 Post No. 35271610 [Report] [View this topic]

do you robots believe you're a slave the second you are born?

you are born, your path is predetermined. go to school, get good grades, go to college, get a job and contribute to the rest of society

i dont want to live like this anymore
i dont want to live at all i think
when life is all working as a slave for the higher powers i don't want to participate

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:36:33 Post No.35271651
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:36:33 Post No.35271651 [Report]

>tfw living the NEET life and have nice parents
I am l i t e r a l l y as free as it gets and even I feel this way
What gives?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:38:07 Post No.35271685
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>>35271651
were still fucked by society and how the world operates.

i need to read the unabomber manifesto

Anonymous 2017-03-04 03:18:08 Post No.35272363
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 03:18:08 Post No.35272363 [Report]

even the very clever 'manipulators' are pathetic system babies

pervert all symbols

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2017-03-04 02:34:34 Post No.35271608
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:34:34 Post No. 35271608 [Report] [View this topic]

I just want a peaceful life. A job, an ample amount of time to myself, and a moderately sized place to live. I don't want any distractions or to draw attention to myself. I could really relate to this guy aside from the murders.

>inb4 "Xd JoJo reference"

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:36:17 Post No.35271641
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>>35271608
I feel the same, except being a serial killer would be pretty fun too, but too risky.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:36:25 Post No.35271643
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>>35271608
I just want a stand, desu. A cool one like Killer Queen or Gold Experience preferred, thanks

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:48:19 Post No.35271854
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>>35271608
>A job, an ample amount of time to myself
Pick one. Unless your parents are loaded like Kira's you're going to struggle to balance both.

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2017-03-04 02:33:29 Post No.35271589
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:33:29 Post No. 35271589 [Report] [View this topic]

In all of human history, there has literally never been an easier time to get laid by many beautiful women. You carry a computer in your pocket that can wirelessly download a program which searches out and instantly connects you with hundreds if not thousands of down-to-fuck women in your immediate geographical area. You have no excuse and no one to blame but your own reluctance to act.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:34:33 Post No.35271607
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>>35271589
remember 80/20 rule.. this only applies to them.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:37:29 Post No.35271672
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>>35271607
Sure sounds like an excuse m8

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>>35271589
This is quite correct.

I've also just found my ideal woman using this method, pic related.

Anonymous
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Help Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:30:10 Post No. 35271537 [Report] [View this topic]

Going on a date with a qt3.14 who actually likes my autistic ass, how do i not spill the spaghetti?

>inb4 dont say tendies....

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:32:39 Post No.35271578
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just giver her all the spaghetti right there
then she can hold it for you
this is what gf is for

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:32:46 Post No.35271582
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>>35271537
First you have to tell us how you got into this situation with green text story.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:34:22 Post No.35271603
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>>35271537
Man that is one crazy animal

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:29:10 Post No. 35271516 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw I'm actually a normie but stuck with you losers thanks to porn and helicopter parents

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:31:19 Post No.35271551
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>robot due to helicopter parents
oh god I know that feeling so fucking well it hurts.
I live alone now but I'm socially stunted as fuck. and my dad still has a key to my apartment and has burst in here daily whenever the fuck he wants without warning.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:33:16 Post No.35271587
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>>35271551
How old are you? I'm never gonna get out of here.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:38:00 Post No.35271682
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>>35271551
24, going on 25. You?

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2017-03-04 02:26:47 Post No.35271470
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:26:47 Post No. 35271470 [Report] [View this topic]

"Sorry anon, Carla from HR and I had a talk and agreed you aren't pulling your weight. Since you didn't finish your tasks, I'm going to need you to come in this weekend, alright? Remember if you take a smoke break you have to be 100 feet away from the building or the cameras will catch you and Carla will have to reprimand you again."

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:29:36 Post No.35271525
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>>35271470
i used to supervise a team of robots. i loved busting them over petty shit.

>wrote up a guy for leaving a cup of fast food soda on his desk at the end of the day

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:44:19 Post No.35271800
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>>35271525
Why the fuck would you do that asshole?

You're as bad as that fat bitch Diane.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:51:51 Post No.35271906
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>>35271800
cause i don't want an ant problem in the testing lab i manage

i run a clean lab. it's not hard to dump a soda down the sink and throw it away like an adult.

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2017-03-04 02:22:18 Post No.35271364
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:22:18 Post No. 35271364 [Report] [View this topic]

>when he's short

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>>35271364
>when he unironically likes old ugly breast reduced balding hag Marina

Anonymous 2017-03-04 03:08:40 Post No.35272190
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hey man i tried not to be short ok?

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2017-03-04 02:20:31 Post No.35271328
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:20:31 Post No. 35271328 [Report] [View this topic]

>lift for a solid year to become a normalfag
>reach my goals
>no longer a fat fuck
>go to campus bar
>start socializing with normalfags
>after 10 minutes i realize i still hate normalfags
>go home and load HOI3

I should have planned this out more. Now I'm a fit recluse

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:23:42 Post No.35271395
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:23:42 Post No.35271395 [Report]

now you're just like everyone on /fit/

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:23:57 Post No.35271404
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>>35271328

Also, is it just me, or are normies very emotional?

Maybe I'm emotionally stunted, but normalfags overreact when they find themselves in good or bad situations. The emotions they display seem so artificial to me, it's as if they're only acting like that because it's what society demands

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:30:32 Post No.35271541
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>>35271404
Being Emotional/sensitive doesn't always mean that the person is a normie

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:18:29 Post No. 35271290 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw fapping makes me depressed but it's the only thing distracting me from my despondent outlook on the future
the fuck do i do robots?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:25:47 Post No.35271448
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>>35271290
your instincts are different then your outlook.. these two have nothing in common

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>>35271290
every time you want to fap go for a run

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>>35271451
This is going to be funny, fapping is an addiction, its controllable if you recognize your feelings will pass give 15-30 minutes, you gotta focus on other things and keep your mind occupied.. Its a pleasure/reward feedback tied with behavioral habits.. what do we know that does that.

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2017-03-04 02:18:14 Post No.35271284
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:18:14 Post No. 35271284 [Report] [View this topic]

OMFG I JUST WON 10 DOLLERS THE CURSE IS BROKEN IVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE GODS RRREEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:19:27 Post No.35271308
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>>35271284

congrats robro, you're on your way to riches

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>>35271308
I already spent it on candy and chips

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:17:00 Post No. 35271264 [Report] [View this topic]

I've had a bad day, can I get some (You)s? I'll be more than happy to give them out

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>>35271264
what happened that made it a bad day anon? will post some of my comfy photos ive taken for you

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>>35271264
Chill out, Anon~. Just tell us how your days been and we at /R9K/ will help ya relax.

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Here's a you for you OP hope you get some yous to make you happy

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:14:09 Post No. 35271208 [Report] [View this topic]

How does one git gud exactly?

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By not posting an anime girl

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>>35271262
Jotting these notes down right now.

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If you want to get good with politics, study this

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:13:29 Post No. 35271194 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone else here dealing with daily panic attacks? They started when I was like 10 and lasted a year or so. They eventually went away and I kind of forgot about it. Few years later out of the blue they came back when I was 13. And again lasted about a year into my mid 14's and the past 3 or so years have been the best of my life but since about 6 months ago they've been back and goddamn is it awful. they come and go for no reason and not a day goes by where I don't feel the panic in some capacity. When it's bad it pretty much ruins my whole week and sends me into a deep depression, the only thing that keeps me sane is caffeine and vidya. I don't know how I'd deal with them without it, I've never taken meds as my parents insist they just hide the problem. But that's probably a bunch of bullshit. I'm moving out soon so I'd like to know what meds work best for you guys or what other methods you use to get by because honestly I just want to go back to feeling normal like I used to.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:14:18 Post No.35271211
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Honestly, Op, you don't do anything. Just suffer until you can't take it anymore and an hero

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>>35271194
What exactly is a panic attack to you? Have you at all tried to identify when and why they start?

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>>35271194
>Honestly, Op, you don't do anything. Just suffer until you can't take it anymore and an hero
I've never been suicidal so I suppose that's a plus.

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Pedohunting Blogpost Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:10:29 Post No. 35271125 [Report] [View this topic]

I make dating profiles using pictures of zoe, flirt with guys and then tell them I'm 13. If they keep going I dox them(they tend to upload their same facebook pics to dating sites) and ruin their life.

I tell myself it's because I'm outing pedos but really it's because the thought of being a small sissy being molested by an older man turns me on so this is my way of coping.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:30:56 Post No.35271548
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i did that but using a 11 yrs old and get thousand of horny niggers and old cunts wanting my ass, religious, sjw, politicians, fathers, grandparents, all of them, world is fucked honestly, engineers and profesors being that reatarded, seriously the world is a joke

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:32:27 Post No.35271570 [Report]

Zoe is a dyke now

Rmyt

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>>35271125
Shit like this is why I can't trust anyone.

You never know who has 10,000 pics of cp on their hard drive.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/