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When I played FF7 for the first time with my big bro as a youngling. It sure was an adventure.

When i played Def Jam N.Y with my bro for the first time,goddamit,that game was awesome.

when i fucking died

They're wired for it and emotions and lust will make you believe anything.

He'll give her the ol' fuck 'n' dump
It's the best we can hope for

Sexual attraction is a powerful face,

Lexxi luxxe is the only fat pornstar I would fuck

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>>36504757
She's pretty much a living fertility goddess

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Knocked Up thread?

I can play mh4u if you want

Or double cross

I crave for social interactions i would play it with you but im not dumb enough to have purchased a fucking nintendo console

>>36504420
I've soloed every moho so far desu senpai.
Let me tell you about solo clearing deviants.
Don't solo clear deviants.

She is basically a nigger.

>>36504393
WELL TAMATOA HASNT ALWAYS BEEN THIS GLAM
I WAS A DRAB LITTLE CRAB ONCE

>>36504393
pretty much all of these reasons are why i hate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK5nv7TYC8w

I don't know, cause I am a chink.

I don't know, cause I am a chick.

>>36504361
>>36504379
double bait wow.

>>36504281
how old are you? say your 16

whoops I accidentally banned >>36504297
instead

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Ban me you stupid dogshit jewish niggerphile.

>>36504268
yes?

if there's no consequences, including her not feeling traumatized or broken afterwards, then it's just sex without any potential for STDs or injury

>>36504268
>would you rape a girl if there were no consequences at all?
No
I can barely maintain eye contact with women, I don't care enough about sex to force a women to have sex with me

As it is now, unless the woman is extremely flirty and literally leads me through sex while encouraging me, I won't have sex

>>36504268
No, I wouldn't be able to stay hard either way. Seeing women cry and screech is honestly a turn-off. Kind of like those annoying sounds Japanese pornstars make.

You are a really ugly bitch

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>>36504257
>"I am physically attracted to high T fat non-virgin women"
what did xe mean by this?

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Fuck, this thread just pisses me the fuck off, because we all know exactly what her response is going to be. It's the same every damn time.

>"You've been alone for years? Wow. Don't worry though, you're a great guy, you'll find someone someday. Everything happens for a reason. Just be confident."

Now here's what angers me so intensely about this bullshit platitude. "You'll find someone someday" applies to women only, hence the reason why she truly believes it. A woman can reject twenty men before finally settling with the 21st man (then inevitably cheating and divorcing him for a shitton of money.)

And the second part, "just be confident." Women require zero confidence to get infinite boyfriends. Women have absolutely no clue that confidence is gained from past positive reinforcement, so "just be confident" is impossible for a man that's been rejected his whole life.

Fuck normies, fuck roasties, fuck everything.

It's not like he's trying to marry her. Alimony laws are archaic in this post feminism world.

Tbh, if I was a genetically inferior (not knocking Elon, he's fairly good looking but he's not quite chad thundercock) but extraordinarily powerful and influential man, I'd probably want to get myself a gentically superior roastie and manipulate her into bearing my children.

Hopefully Elon knows what kind of game he's playing, it's an extraordinarily dangerous one, but it could have the reward of having children that are all your own, but moving up on the genetic ladder.

who the fuck cares about any of this shit

>>36504131
You don't need to own the game. Just go to jackbox.tv

hmmm seems fun

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I got inspired after seeing Eggman stream it

Sure yeah whatever

well, hitler had the balls to start a world war knowing well of the casualties. i think it's fair to say that the holocaust happened.

>>36504106
it did happen and i do fucking hope we can do better next time.

average 95-100wpm on typeracer

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Right now, drunk on a phone, it's 10-20wpm. Pic related. At a keyboard (which happens a few times a year), I'm down to about 50wpm from my college speed of 120wpm.
>had to take a 10-key course in college
>have never used a 10-key since
Worst credit hour of my life next to the SJW hybrid civics course we all had to take.

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Give it to me straight doc

How shitty did i do?

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>tfw you will never have a relationship as pure as spongebob and squidward's

>>36504048
What's the matter, fatman? Your hispanic whore left you?

she's really beautiful post pics pls

>>36504071
That kek helped ease the pain of tfw no gf a moment. Thanks.

Suck my dick boyo ;)

>just become a biIIionaire bro

>>36504040
Oh you mean like how I'm going to graduate with a PhD when I'm 26-27 depending on how much I publish?

Jeez I'm sorry someone had to tell you this. I just assumed everyone knew...