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A new Rare Elliot has been discovered, of him hugging a girl at the hunger games premiere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBGtS1oGf1Y
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>>34751666
Thabks for the new info satan, how do you like the normies we are sending your way?
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>closed fist hug

This shows that he willingly put a distance between himself and others.
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>>34751696
>>34751707

By the time this video was filmed, he had already come up with the concept of carrying out a massacre, and had already named it 'The Day of Retribution', although at this point he wasn't 100% set on carrying it out, because he still had some hope left in him.

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Who here wouldn't fuck an 8+/10 if given the opportunity? (be it moral reasons or whatever)

Say you're at a bar, and this hot girl hits on you, you're drunk so you maintain conversation for a bit, then she says 'Let's go to my place'.

What's your reason for declining?
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>>34751619
I'm ready to lose a kidney
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>>34751619
My misogyny since she is probably a meme female filled with all those female cancer traits.

I don't want to commit murder and sex wont feel good.
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I can live satisfied without sex, and when you've got that going for you it seems like a terrible idea to pursue it anyway with all the different ways going down that path can fuck up your life forever.

I'm better off financially and emotionally than anyone I know, and I'd like to keep it that way. My best friend is coming around too, but not before the girl he was with started losing her mind and lied to him about being pregnant to get his attention.

What hair do you all have?

>tfw man bun
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haven't got a name for it
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>>34751587
Completely bald. Shave my head once a month. I also have a beard since I don't want to look like a cancer patient.
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buzz cut, can't be fucked to style my hair since I'm ugly as fuck regardless.

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>already at 4000 calories and it isn't even noon
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I don't think I've ever had 4000 calories in a day in my life. How do you that?
I'm serious.
Do you just increase your intake by 50 kcal/day a week until you can stomach 4000 or what?
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lol fat people are so disgusting
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>4000 calories in probably a max of 6 hours

EXPLAIN

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IF BY ANY ABSURD CHANCE THERE IS A GIRL FROM URUGUAY HERE I JUST WANT TO SAY I EXIST AND WILL DATE YOU.

>tfw no fembot gf
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Hah just Kys you third world spik
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I'm a guy from Europe, if that counts
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>>34751550
I CAN'T HOOK UP WITH ANY FEMBOT BECAUSE I'M NOT AMERICAN OR EUROPEAN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What are the most comfy drugs for robots?

It would have to be something legal and easily obtainable without connections

top contenders so far are
>tobacco
>alcohol
>poppy seeds tea (morphine)
>legal psychedelics / lsd or mushroom analogs (1P-LSD, 4-Aco-DMT)
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dxm

I'd also add weed, because so many people sell weed it's really not hard. You can spot stoners pretty easy, as well.

I mostly stick to tobacco and alcohol. Occasionally weed when offered it or every once and a while when alone. I don't really get the hype over psychs. Maybe it stems from my skepticism that some random external substantive chemical is the "truth" to enlightenment. Probably just some sensory game, like a lot of things. As long as you treat it so. Now I just stick to substances that numb me. I have less time for false illusions.
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>>34751502
Dude weed lmao only.
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weed makes me max comfy

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Who else is low IQ?

>tfw constant mental fog
>tfw can't keep up with conversations

It doesn't help that my brother is a math phD and consistently ranked top in university while I'm barely getting by in my undergrad.
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>least successful sibling
thanks for the reminder
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>tfw constant mental fog

s-stop
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>>34751500
>>34751529
>spending your life comparing yourself to other people

laffin and your choices friends

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who here /fucking bored/?

there's fucking nothing to do
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Same. Also lonely as fuck, but that's nothing new.
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me left comment in this thread
cause same feel
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This site is making me retarded.
Yet I always come for more.

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What is it like to have a girlfriend that's into gaming?

Is there a comfier feel than playing mario kart with your SO?
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oh man i know right gaming with your gf brings you both on a such a deep level of connection
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>>34751467
>not having both index and middle fingers on triggers and bumpers
Fucking casuals
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>>34751467
It's nice, except when you're trying to have an emotional conversation and express your deep love for her and all she can talk about is how the Overwatch ptr update is gonna make Bastion's assault rifle more powerful than 76's.

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How do images like this make you feel?
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>>34751402
I want to murder them both.
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>>34751402
Like i'm on the wrong board.

Terrible color saturation comes to mind.
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>>34751402
Lack of freedom

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would you get cucked by her? would you bash the fash with her?
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>>34751376
>bash the fash
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>>34751376
Id mock conservatives with her and then drink her per
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liberals are the real fascists with all the hate speech nonsense

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>Asks father if I ought to commite suicide
>"If you want to take the cowards way out then do it."
>"Just remember that someone out there has it far worse than you do and they're still living."

What kind of metallity is this and why do people see suicide as a cowards way out?
If you're unhappy with life and don't think things are going to get any better than why not just commit suicide? People seem to think that you have some kind of obligation to live but with how shitty the world is and how tempting it is to just off yourself why is it at that point people say that you should just "Deal with it"? Why is suicide bashed around like this by normies and working class plebes?
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The cowards way out is a bullshit term
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ZA-_kWGGc
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Would you prefer if he pulled out one of those party horns that extends when you blow on it, throw some confetti and glitter in the air and cheer you on when you tell him you think you should die?
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>>34751351
It's looked at as choosing not to deal with your problems. You're just too lazy or cowardly to man up and handle it so you're quitting. They don't understand it as a response to a realistic assessment of the situation as being unmanageable or hopeless.

That said, one of you is right and from here I can't tell. If you're betting on yourself then you better make damn sure.

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Because laughing about it is better than doing it.
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nothing more fun than suicide
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Tast bad but death's sweet
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>>34751265
I have a few, will share

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>be stressed last 2 weeks
>have 24 yr and job as programmer
> today at job we have a meeting
>have panic attack
>go outside 2 times in the time of the meeting of one of biggest clients of out company
Scream that i want to leave job and say goodbay to everyone after screeming.
Fuck me i am fired. And i creid for 4 hours, becouse i really liked the job. But i screamed and signed the resignation papers that i printed in 5mins.
Why the fuck i can't be normal, it was great job and i was doing fine on drugs until i stoped taking them.
Fuck me
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>>34751221

What was it about the job that made you stressed?
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>>34751221
You shouldn't have stopped taking your meds then.
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>>34751272
last 3 week i was assigned almost impossible task. After i failed it, no one screamed at me, but i still got anxiety.
>>34751278
maybe i don't know,

I wonder if i should say sorry to my boss, i don't know if i can even work there again, after that screaming and saying that i quit.
Fuck me after time i calmed down i feel like absolute retard and idtiot

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>20
>5'6
>worked a couple minwage wageslave jobs
>/thatquietkid/
>social retard
>pic related
I just sit on the computer all day browsing /r9k/ to relate and /pol/ for happenings.
Tell me more about you, brother
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hello, robot. does working for my father count as a job?
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>>34751194

>19
>5'11"
>Haven't worked a day in my life
>/thatweirdkid/
>social retard
>this ain't soc

My parents are forcing me to get a job though. Goodbye freedom.
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>>34751194
nate you've let yourself go

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