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>in uni lecture
>people always comment on how my computer "looks different"
>explain that it's running linux
>stacey asks why
>because it's better
>explain open source
>stacy's already on her fucking phone
>whatever, fucking plebs
>my turn to do a presentation
>go to front of class
>connect laptop to projector
>doesn't work
>"it's ok i just need to install the driver"
>ask prof what model the projector is
>he just shrugs and gives this "are you fucking serious look"
>class begins to snicker
>fucking inferior closed source tech not working with my glorious open source laptop
>prof just tells me to sit down and let chad present instead
>chad walks up with his shitty macbook
>plugs it in, works instantly
>"huh huh woulda thought LINAX BRANIAX over here woulda been able to make it work since he knows so much about computers apparently"
>class just starts laughing
>even the prof is snickering
>fucking normies
>prof tells me to put my presentation on a usb stick and use fucking stupid chad's fucking stupid plebbook
>need to pass this course
>open presentation
>text is all garbled the fuck up
>can't even read it
>class erupts in laughter
>run out of room crying
>realize i forgot my laptop
>wait until end of class and then an extra 30 minutes to make sure absolutely everyone is gone
>boot up laptop
>hard drive corrupt
fucking normies
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>>34049281
LINUXFAGS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>MUH OPEN SOURCE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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why do people even use linux
like every time i see it there's some fat neckbeard lecturing about how good it is but it always takes them 10x longer to do everything because they have to fucking reprogram the space shuttle just to open a web page or some shit
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>>34049323
he said unironically on the internet
>people actually donate their organs
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>>34049208
I might donate my weiner. Science has probably seen very few in such unused, pristine condition.
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>get into car accident
>"Oh he's an organ donor? Ahaha, don't bother saving him boys we're gutting this one!"
>*hi-fives all around*
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>>34049208
It's good moneyI've never done it
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Where do you robots all live?
I live in Rochester, NY
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Rome, Georgia
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Bronx, NY
Yes, I am a nonwhite subhuman.
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>>34049167
Hoboken, New Jersey checking in
please kill me ;_;
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>be fembot
>meet a guy on /r9k/
>get into long distance relationship with him
>he plans to come visit me soon
>talk everyday on skype
>watch anime and play videogames together
>he buys plane tickets to come see me
>I tell him I'm trans
>he blocks me without a word and never speaks to me again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU JAMES
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> fembot
> trans
Pick one.
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>>34049156
Hahahaha you fucking faggot hang yourself cunt you will never be a woman
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>>34049156
Well you should have told him you're a dude
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The homework begins...
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>had to skip second class because I didn't feel good
>felt worse about skipping the class
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Lol you guys are already back. I have a full week left.
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I'm so sick of my current flat mates that I'm moving accommodation. My new room can't be worse than being too scared to go into the kitchen and interact with my cunt flat mates. How do I not fuck this second chance up, anon?
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What does it feel like to suck a dick?
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>>34049088
Just suck on your thumb
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>>34049088
>What does it feel like to suck a dick?
you'll have to try and find out yourself~
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demeaning
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THIS DATE ISNT GOING WELL AT ALL 2017-01-10 11:16:13 Post No.34049047
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THIS DATE ISNT GOING WELL AT ALL
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME. THIS DATE ISNT GOING WELL I POSTED IN THE MORNING ABOUT IT BUT AS THIS DAT IS PROGRESSING ITS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE.
SHE HAS BEEN USING HER PHONE AT THE TABLE AND REALLY IM UNABLE TO KEEP HER INTERESTED IN MY CONVERSATION.
THIS BITCH IS BORING AS FUCK AND SHE DOES T DO MUCH AT ALL
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ANON! GO TO THE BAR AND ORDER AN "ANGEL SHOT". THAT WILL TAKE CARE OF THINGS!!
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>>34049047
Just be yourself bro :DOh, sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Um, just end it before it gets worse then.
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>>34049047
oh shit dude
relax
I miss my gf rooooooo
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>>34049031
pouty face dogy
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helo mexibro
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>>34049598
I am not a mexico
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Ugliness is a sin. Good looks are a virtue. You are sinful from birth and people will look at you as such, and will forgive better looking people to keep them virtuous.
Don't think you are above this, you do this to everyone too. You, your parents, your siblings, your teachers, your boss. Everyone you know will always do this.
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h-heh, I'm not even angry at this...
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this thread just made me think of the first time i really felt ugly
it was just my mom in the car talking about how nice of a face my brother has and then she turned around and just looked at me with a sad face for like 10 seconds completely silent and then turned back around
i think i was 11 or 12 feels bad not even mommy ever loved you
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>>34049603
no fucking way this happene
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How much have you changed since you finish high school?
Also have you ever ran into someone you graduated with? How much have they changed?
It's been 5 years since I finished high school and It seems like a lot of the stacys ended having 2-3 kids. A lot of the people I went to school with also ended up being a wagecuck.
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>>34048982
I haven't, really.
As for my peers, thankfully I haven't run into anyone I went to HS with in the last 7 years.
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It's been 5 years since I graduate high school and I'm a completely different person.
I went from the most robot person you can imagine to a cyborg that passes for a normie.
Haven't ran into anybody though.
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>>34048982
>How much have you changed since you finish high school?
honestly I've changed a lot
thinking back on the way I acted back then I was really immature, I was an idiot, I alienated many of the people who tried to hard to be my friend
but when I look at the way I live now I realize I haven't changed at all, I am making the same mistakes I've made back then, acting the same way.
>Also have you ever ran into someone you graduated with? How much have they changed?
I haven't, because I moved to a different state for college.
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Is it actually possible for a non-Chad to have sex? Or does the mere act of having sex prove that one was merely a lapsed Chad all along?
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Why don't you worry about your unnecessarily large file sizes for frog memes first. Then you can ask fellow virgin retards about this.
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>>34049027
Why would I not want to hold onto and spread the original masters when possible?
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>>34049027
You on fucking dial-up or something?
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A big FUCK YOU to the robot who told me buying a whore was easy.
Apparently the backpage adult section just got shut down and all the hookers on craigslist are ugly sheboons who don't accept bitcoin.
I tried the male escort section too but they're all big hairy guys, no twinks in sight.
I'm 29 so wizard status is rapidly approaching. At this rate I'll just try to get my dog to fuck my ass and say it counts.
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>>34048928
Well anon, where do you live? If prostitution is illegal where you live I can't help you but here in germany you got brothels at every fucking corner.
We're basically the Thailand of europe.
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>>34049017
I'm a burger so it's illegal everywhere.
I guess I could fly out to nevada since it's legal there but that's a big change I'd have to awkwardly explain to my mom.
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find websites dedicated to escort services, craigslist is always shady.
recently lost my virginity to an escort that was within walking distance of me, i live in a very populated area so that probably contributed
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I have a question for women on this board 2017-01-10 11:07:37 Post No.34048883
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I have a question for women on this board
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If you like a guy and the guy is showing clear signs that he likes you, but he doesnt make a move for lets say a month or two, do you lose interest and just move on? Or do you still focus on that guy and hope that he does something? Is there such a thing as "too late" when it comes to asking a girl out? Would you still accept a guys date offer if it was made around 3-4 months after you guys met?
A-asking for a friend obviously
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If you're the type of person that has to rush things along or else you are "losing out" on your chances to meet someone perfect you're probably a shitty person or a sociopath. When you really like someone there is no "too late"
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down syndrome fuck...
if both like each other, one of them can make the move... where is written it has to be the guy?!
oh wait... im on the "robot" section of 4chan.. guess it's explained now
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>>34048883
>like a girl
>humor the possibility of a relationship, seeing her often and mild, non-sexual flirting
>do this for months until attraction fizzles out
>find any flaw, pointy elbows, sharp ears, ect.
>start avoiding her
I can't love
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>tfw cutting onions for dinner
>feel a giant boogey forming
>stick my pinky up to pull it out but accidently push it back further
>just fucking forget itt
>eat my dinner dinner and clean up >still smell onions
>wtf I put them back in the refrigerator...
>mfw I realized a trapped the onion smell in my nose
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S BEEN A WEEK AND I CAN STILL SMELL THE FUCKING ONIONS!! I'VE TAKEN SHOWERS AND EVEN QTIPPED MY NOSE AND NOTHING IS WORKING AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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>>34048833
thanks for the laughs, that was pretty good. just try to get that boogy out and the smell will go away.
Try to sneeze
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It could be a mental thing. Like you're hallucinating the smell because it was there for a while, and now your brain can't imagine a world without the smell and so you're fucked for life basically.
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>>34048959
What if OP stuck another powerful, but less offensive, smell source up his nose?
Like cinnamon. Smelling cinnamon for life wouldn't be as bad.
Stop masturbating.
Stop watching porn.
Stop going on the internet all the time.
Stop using devices all the time.
Stop watching anime.
Stop eating junk food.
Stop being lazy.
Stop worshiping women.
Stop being degenerate.
Stop telling the robot to censor me, my posts are original.
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>>34048825
What else is there to do?
desu desu
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>>34048825
Stop posting that fucking picture, please
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>>34048825
>Stop masturbating.
On day 9 of no-fap
>Stop watching porn.
The only porn I see is when you jerkoffs post it here or on other boards
>Stop going on the internet all the time.
I should, but god damn I've been stuck here for almost a decade now Jesus Christ
>Stop using devices all the time.
I carry a portable system wherever I go, alternate between Vita and 3DS. Never gonna stop.
>Stop watching anime.
I've been watching less, though I've been meaning to finish the last portion of Jojo part 4
>Stop eating junk food.
On it, I've cut out sugar entirely
>Stop being lazy.
I'm on day 3 of not smoking weed anymore, and I've already gotten shit done I've been putting off for years like clothes shopping ahaha
>Stop worshiping women.
I'm more afraid of interacting with them, which I suppose is raising them to some untouchable status to me. I gotta work on interacting with people in general though, being avoidant is a bitch.
>Stop being degenerate.
I'm trying to be a decentChristian