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Do you like slob girls, r9k?

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>19
>never really asked a girl out before
>I'm on a trip with friends to Poland
>Being Russian I fit in well with the culture
>Eventually meet a girl who is also Russian
>Nice girl 9/10, pretty voice, feels good to be around her
>hang around her, she's fun to talk to, we become good friends
>I have no romantic feelings for her tho, just enjoy being friends, keeping in mind my beta ass has no chances with her
>But soon my friend group and hers start openly ship us
>I think she notices it too
>I tell my friends I'm not really interested in her
>Like always the nagging becomes worse, "I see how you look at her anon", "Your pupils go dilate when I say her name" etc.
>Eventually becomes of the comments I do grow to like her and feel obligated to ask her out
>Eventually even her friends start telling me to ask her out.
>I end up liking her against my will (crazy and gay, ik)
>eventually tell everybody I'll ask her out
>"Yes anon, do it! you are meant to be together" "You look so nice together, go for it!"
>Night before leaving I confess my half fake feelings.
>"Oh anon, you're such a great guy, but can we stay friends?"
>That's all folks,
>Everything seemed perfect with a girl I was pressured into liking. Even her friends shipped us
>I liked her, and still do, thanks to my jackass friends who gave me so much hope.

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>Yo white boy, clean my ass & feet with your tongue!
Wat do?

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>person goes out of their way to do a favor for me
>feel immense guilt afterwards

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I MISS MY ONEITIS SO MUCH AND I JUST WANT HER BACK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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I just don't get it... I don't understand how anybody can legitimately JUST be happy and enjoy life. It just sounds so unrealistic to me. It's just beyond me to think that anyone else doesn't feel as empty as I do.

Also, I only started browsing this board recently despite posters from other boards advising not to come here. I find it really comfy... It's probably a bad thing that I find this place comfy, right?

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Sup witeboi, you ready to start campaigning for 2020?

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A month ago, I sent a message to the girl I always saw but never worked the courage to talk to. She answered almost a month later, and we exchanged like 6 messages. She read the last one I sent, but did not answer.
The feeling I got when I saw the notification on my phone that she answered, I'll never forget.

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So I was walking down to the beach and while walking past these two little girls one of them said "That guy looks funny"

I mean I guess there's a chance they were talking about someone else... I dunno. I can't see why they'd say it about me. I look normal, a bit chubby with a beard and I was wearing shorts with a rip in the crotch... though I didn't think it was that obvious as it's not huge. Maybe they meant that? Or maybe they think I could be a funny guy? What do you think? I know I'm not ugly... I've been called cute multiple times, had some gf's and I'd give myself a 7 when I lose weight and shave. I guess I can look a bit goofy... whatever.

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You're a young germanic boy in 1939.

do you join?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5bO8E8oI4

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>Anon! My world is changing, and I don't like it!

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Anybody else have hard time looking self in mirror after masterbating?
I'm not religious I just despise myself and just looking at myself films me with disgust

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Post your stories of mental illness.
>See house
>Assume God has given it to me
>See a note on the door that says "let yourself in"
>Believe my gf is inside waiting naked for me
>Kick door down
>Find no one, start taking a bath
>Cops come in, I cheerfully talk to them from the bathtub
>They pull me out of the tub and handcuffed me, and I say "sweet, me and my girlfriend are into this kind of thing
>Cops laugh
>Take me to jail

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Hey guys its me Chairman Pai telling you to start getting use to vanilla porn. No more amateur amputee golden showers you hear me loud and clear no more fetishes that are weird. Gotta pay extra for that shit.

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Also, did he browse R9K? Was there any evidence to suppose this?