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Post your originals
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https://twitter.com/frandemartino/status/855512362853576706
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>>36873197
literally nobody except alt-right kiddies still give a shit about EEEES JAY DUBBUUES
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>>36873320
>being this bluepilled
gtfo normie

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I had the perfect girl and I let her go. She set the bar so high and now I can never date again. 99% of women are mindless, shallow, vapid whores.

I'll never find anyone as perfect as her again.
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I hate how fake women are. I've been on a couple dates since then and it always feels like I'm talking to cardboard. She was the most "human" woman I have ever met.
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>>36873165
She may seem perfect now yet in the future your opinion may change as you think more about her.

People in general are all fake, appreciate the people you think are genuine.I feel as as if in life something which you have does not seem as valuable till you lose it.
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>>36873165
Same.

>Asian
>rich & makes more than you
>qt af
>loves you
>dated for 6 years

But she was too needy. Always wanted my free time. We don't live together so Friday evening to Sunday evening was with her. I decided to start going to gym Sunday afternoons and she loses her shit.

Asian gfs are clingy and needy af boys. Now we're broken up for a good 48 hours. I know I'm going to regret this but it was right since I don't want to be no whipped af boy.

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>be woman
>get attention
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>be woman
>wear whore clothing
>omg why are you looking at me like that
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NOOOOOOOOoooo potatoes

Stop it
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>be man
>be invisible

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When I embrace my autism I'm overtly hated rather than being silently tolerated. What am I to do?
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>>36873127
>What am I to do?

my ass
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>>36873163
Is it tight?
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>>36873180
im a virgin, so yea

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>be me
>19
>know nothing barely graduated highschool
>have 2 friends
>dad tells me to join the navy
>i do
>become seal
>go to iraq
>met some great guys
>had like 15 friends
>all but 1 die
>i saw 13 get killed in front of me
>come home after 4 years
>2 high school friends hardly remember me
>family hates me because of unrelated stuff i never did
>get job at a steel mill
>have PTSD
>find out about 4chan
>this is pretty much the only place i can talk to people
>am currently at a half life between wanting to die and looking towards the future
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>>36872941
>wants to join navy

If you're gay why don't you just become a manwhore, OP?
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>a seal on 4chan
Shitty larp, OP
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>>36872994
You're a dumbass, not everyone in the navy is a seal.

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>tfw ywn be kidnapped and have a womb surgically implanted into your large intestine
>tfw you will never feel the joy of impregnation
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>>36872905
I actually really really hope they can do something that allows me to get pregnant in my lifetime.
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>>36873006
>I actually really really hope they can do something that allows me to get pregnant in my lifetime.

There's many women who would probably be willing to give up their wombs, but they probably aren't high class women with quality DNA

>tfw bf will never impregnate me
>tfw we will never be able to make babies together
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>>36872905
I like that idea but if they surgically removed my penis and gave me a vagina.
To be more specific that's my dream.

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post stuff you've made
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>>36872879
drew this a while ago. also the captchas are really getting on my nerves
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>>36872879
Is it bad I'm genuinely proud of this?
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Took a request for a cute aggron in a /vp/ thread

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What does it mean when your girlfriend doesn't let you fuck her ass?
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>>36872826
fuck yourself and i hope you die
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>>36872826
That webm hurts. Why would you post something so awful?
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>>36872826
Means my dick is too thick.

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>tfw learning math

This is fun. Why don't you leanr math?
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>>36872788
Wow! Basic subtraction? Slow down there OP, you will leave us all in the dust!
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srs--is Khan helpful?
I'm a bit of a dunce when it comes to math. I haven't even passed American Algebra I.
help.. me..
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>>36872853

pls don't be mean. I have to start somewhere.

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ITT: Songs that give you feels
https://youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo
Country rooooads
Take me hoooome
To the place I belooong
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>Uncle Joe, can you tell me what you know
>I've been having mental problems
>And the solution is unclear
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Great taste anon! Originally great song which reminds me of when I was a kid
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>>36872763
https://youtu.be/ZJngStpPzYU?t=1s
This partly because of the intro I think

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Anyone else get bothered by this pic solely on the fact that both of them are white? I mean just look at them, girl is a beautiful white girl with blue eyes and the guy is a FUCKING WHITE MALE. This picture could've had a black guy tonguing the white girl's asshole and then fucking her, filing out her Aryan womb with an African baby.
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>>36872761
is that dylan roof?
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Do you like Beethoven?
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>>36872761
I'm more concerned that the little gay boy there is roleplaying sexual intercourse with a man instead of having straight sex with the girl.

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Another one of my friends got engaged (some have children already). And here I am, a 24yo virgin who never have been in a relationship. I feel so old.
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Kekekek

Virgin kun gonna virgin desu
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>>36872778
pls no bully
im just a poor boy from a poor family
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yep no way of getting out. my friends moved away.

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> Dress well, take a stack of resumes, and go door to door
They'll either require some specialized trade, tell you to apply online, no jobs, or just screw off
> Start work as soon as soon as possible
Arriving too early for work just means you waste time waiting for your shift to start, if you try to cheat the system, be prepared to see your hours get cut

More can be added. Inspired after the Mike Rowe posts with his insufferable smug face
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>>36872734
>listening to boomers
>ever
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>>36872734
When I was a wagecuck I used to arrive 2-3 minutes early every day, as compared to some of my coworkers who would arrive 20 to 50 minutes late regularly. Then they fired me while the others kept their jobs, thats when it fully dawned on me that the system is rigged and all that edgy shit.
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>>36872830
>Then they fired me while the others kept their jobs

What? why? Also where did you work

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>It's just be yourself, dude.
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>>36872697
I don't understand, how is that bad advice?
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>>36872706
talking to humans is not something I do so how would being myself help me for example finding a gf?
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Where did you get this picture of me? Never post it again.

crazy girls are the only girls crazy enough to be our gfs. normies don't want them

so how do we get crazy gfs
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>>36872691
-drugs
-niche hobbies
-not giving a fuck and dressing weird
idk man
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lol not even crazy girls want beta faggots like you only choice is to kys haha

t. craxy girl
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>>36872728
can you just pls be my crazy gf

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