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>>38268181
Pics of house with timestamp or get the fuck out

post evidence or GTFO

kdsfaknewf

>>38268181
is it really you?
did you get kicked out from your old house

>>38268136
That's why I refuse to use anti-depressants or any brain problem drugs.
There is no guarantee it will work, my father used to be on anti-depressants and he turned into a zombie.
I'm no tinfoiler but I dont think we are that much closer being knowledgeable about brain chemistry than few decades ago, that imo can vary by person, that we can fix shit just by taking pills.

anti depressants are a meme

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Anti depressant are Poisoness to the mind. They dumb you down to the point where you dont feel anything.

They think its better to have you feel nothing rather than to feeling negative , suicidal thoughts 24/7

The pharmaceutical industry is a scam

>>38268085
I have a thing for pregnant girls and this is not helping

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>tfw even pot-bellied girls only want Chad
I wish I could find some way to cope with this that isn't alcoholism

>>38268085
lust tbqhwyfamalam

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>bridesmaids erased the matrimonial testimonial

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>cousin found the cummy mummy

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>>38268040
>Uncle found the cum cache

>>38268023
>Make sure it's actually acid
>Empty stomach
>Be prepared like you're going hiking
>Vitamin E
>Have a friend who's tripping with you
>Have a friend who's sober, tight with you, and down with that sort of thing

A lot of people talk about the spirit and trying to have a spiritual experience. To me, it sounds like going to SCUBA diving and trying to find the ocean. You're in the ocean; it's hard to miss.

One last thing, you're allowed to exist as you are. You're allowed to be flawed. You're allowed to take time to improve. Perhaps consider waiting until you're no longer high on acid to try to change what you're doing.

This is, of course, a fictional story posted on a Korean anti-saltwater debate bulletin board.

>>38268248
Empty stomach?
Why?

>>38268360
God I can't remember for the life of me. I think acid has the capacity to upset your stomach if it's full. You shouldn't ever get hungry during the trip. I'm sure you can just go ahead and do it however, but that's just part of a set of information that I'm trying to pass on to you as it was passed on to me.

>>38268002
Water her and plenty of sunlight for optimal growth into a mature lady

>>38268067
This is serious, stop making jokes. Need hell from robots ASAP

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>>38268002
>Tfw no 12 year old gf

>Mfw op is gonna get blacked by tyrone

>>38267928
My neck problem is because I'm fat. I honestly think of myself as being unattractive so me gaining a lot of weight didn't really bother me. Now I have to lose again

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>>38267928
This post is naught but an original vessel to deliver an image I thought to be very relevant to the OP's post

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Dat neck tho.

>Implying lifting will fix your autism
anon, i...

>>38267895
Your body doesn't mean anything if you have the same autistic brain. If you get big and gain confidence from it great, but more realistically you're going to get big, realize you're still spilling your spaghetti constantly, and feel cheated somehow.

I am not telling you not to get /fit/, I'm doing it myself and I think it's a great step toward fixing yourself. But don't expect it to completely fix you and make you able to get a gf, you also need to improve your social skills.

>>38267922
Yeah but I can also start playing sports and making friends in the process, which will basically work myself up to chadtier.

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>>38267882
I use a rice cooker and I can do the following with it.
>make macaroni n' cheese
>can make ramen noodle soups with added ingredients
>can steam a wide assortment vegetables
>can slowly steam (bake) potatoes
>can make rice (obviously)
>can cook chili
>can cook about anything that comes canned

For a tasty and simple rice recipe add carrots, peas, and corn along with cumin seeds (not powder) to a rice cooker and cook,

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>>38268036
MAC N CHEESE? i gotta try that.

making that rice tmw. thx :)

>>38268036
Done mac and cheese as well and its fucking god tier

>>38267871
I realised that everyone, and I mean everyone is basically killing all my chill.

>>38267897
>everyone, and I mean everyone
>basically killing all my chill.
Please never post again.

>>38267912
Not everyone wants to be a fake rping edgy faggot about bar fighting. Go out and fight in a bar its easy, why the fuck ar eyou here? Oh, right you are a fake bitch ass punk looking for attention.

Real fuckers just want to chill and be happy, fake fuckers look for that emo shit.

>>38267859
nah its ok
b-but is that
green ..
g-green p-poopies?

>not flushing immediately after your initial poop load has slid out of your asshole and into the bowl

This is fucking disgusting and savage. Flush immediately to reduce odor, like a non-nigger.

>>38267891
have you never had disgusting green shits before?

>>38267737
She's talking to the other robot who did get her contact. You're too late.

>>38267737
Why do you do this?

this board is not about your heroic life adventure, or the woman you try to woo, yet without hope nor luck you persist.

Why?

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>>38267737
this board is low but the desperation from this is pitying

tell us you're kidding

do you understand how disposable men are to women? especially this website out of all places? why aren't you focusing on bettering yourself instead?

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As long as she doesn't mind my papules, she's perfect.

>>38267684
Real. 3D. Not in my fantasies oh lord I just want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die

>>38267725
You need to see a doctor ASAP

>>38267672
It's pretty damn cute, I tell you what

is like you don't know about glitter on the vulva

>>38267672
Sure unless its a dumb snapchat filter

>>38267602
If you haven't cummed in a while and got fucked hard in the ass you would shoot a humongous load. ;)

How do you manage ot not jerk off
It's so difficult.

>>38267773
I couldn't do that, too gross. I have fantasies about it, but when I think about actually doing it... ugh. Pretty disgusting.

>>38267792
You're correct, but it's been 3 months.