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>>34136695
>tfw you fall between normalfag and cyborg
That feeling of being slightly inacurate in every situation despite having friend and doing normalshit

>>34136695
Why does this wojak's colour match the board's colour, is it magic?

Failed normie here. Typical self-hating office drone, few friends, had sex literally once about nine years ago but I fit in okay here when I don't mention that. The bright spot in my life is that I'm enough of a manchild to enjoy animu and vidya so I don't suffer too much unless those aren't doing the trick for some reason. But I often wonder how long they can last

>>34136672

is that some /Grimes/?

>>34136741
Yes it is. Do you like Grimes too?

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>>34136787

hello, fellow /mu/tant and /grimes/ poster.

>girl has a rape fetish (giving)
"what the fuck is wrong with you? no boy will ever love you if you're into that!"


>guy has a rape fetish (receiving)
"Man up you pussy faggot, no girl is gunna force herself on you!"

>>34136623
One is harmful to other people and potentially leads to murder. The other does not, you fucking idiot.

Seek help, you're mentally fucking retarded on top of being a sick-minded raper.

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>>34136623
>expecting consistency from a matriarchal society we live in

>>34136566
>disappear in a foreign country and off myself somewhere in a forrest without any ID so they will never find me?
That might be worse than killing yourself for them.
Why exactly do you want to kill yourself?

>>34137155
>only child from a poor family
>they always supported me to go to university and to get a decent job
>went to the capital city to live the dream
>ggot a decent job but I was too much of a failure and they fired me
>got a job again and fired again
>work as a wageslave
>alone
>everyone always bulliees me at work
>parents are calling me every single night
>they believe I am still working at the IT sector
>I lie them for half a year now every single afternoon how great my life is so they won't panic

>>34136566
OP you should hang in for your parents. There life will be ruined for the rest of your life if you off yourself.

aye bby i got like a bunch of rope and blind folds and lube and dildos and other toys and candles and shit for kinky BDSM sex
you wanna cum fuk wif me?

>>34136606
If you're a weird autist about it and just try to meet girls online to come to your place then yeah you'll fail. Fetlife is full of losers who just message girls constantly. You gotta go the clubs, get into the scene. Thankfully the scene is full of autists.

>>34136703
>You gotta go the clubs, get into the scene.
yea go to the clubs, and chat up the womens about my extensive fetish gear collection
ask them if they've seen/read fiddy shades of gray
and generally just walk around advertising my wannabe rape dungeon

that'll get the bitches wet and carving me

>>34136528
or you could just use adblock

>>34136555
It's not even close.

>you still give the videos views, increasing their visibility in search engines
>want it or not, you still participate in the porn celeb culture, padding the popularity of literal whores
>money aside, you get off on watching people you hate fuck each other

Stop looking for excuses. Either admit that you are not any better than normies, or stop watching porn.

Porn is bad for society. Because of how accessible it is,it has driven men from being naturaly extroverted into naturaly introverted. You can have an example of such a person if you look at anyone who posts on this board regularly. If they had to work for their pleasure they would be focusing on bettering themselves,not being lazy and depressed. Prove me wrong,you stupid lazy niggers.

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Doesn't look like there are many. R9k can be hostile to lesbian women at times. Some of the men here cling to the misery of loneliness and get upset at the thought of sharing it with women even lesbians which are probably the only subgroup of women other than the elderly that are truly capable of relating to that feel.

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I am a lesbian but I am repulsed by RL women. I just masturbate to anime girls everyday

>tfw look straight so nobody even knows unless I tell them and only men ever hit on me.

I'm so alone.. I just want a qt gf to hold me.

I watch a lot of anime and mimic the characters I think are cool. I consider myself to be a pretty cool guy heh

You're confusing your thoughts about being a closet faggot with someone looking "cool"

>mustang convertible
>In any way heterosexual

Gay people can be cool but let's get one thing out of the way, that is a fagmobile. You would look straighter in a Miata.

>>34136487
Is that Softlygaloshes?
https://www.youtube.com/user/softlygaloshes
Link related.

>>34136487
>that I can still somewhat trust) to threaten or abuse me
nice contradiction. what do you think abuse is, you disgusting bitch? describe it. i'm the one who's going to abuse you out of this board.
>It's not even purely sexual
nice way to make you seem like you're not a slut.

>Fetishes?
I want a girl that I can treat like a cow: my own personal milk source. I want to use her milk in place of store bought milk, so in my coffee, cereal, etc.

Preferably chubby, big tits and willing to wear cow print clothes.

Moo.

The hell kind of question is that? Fuck yeah I'd move.

>>34136436
I would at least spend a week, why not

of course
that's the ideal life right there

hermit mode + luxuries

Not length wise but i'm a girthlet 4.2" girth

>>34136410
>waaah I'm above average
I was just about to get triggered but you know, whatever.

>tfw tranny (ftm) and don't have dick
I want to just kill myself and you all cucks think you'll never please a girl

>>34136380

stop going for femlets, u dork.

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>>34136380
Impregnate a boy then.

>>34136380
Your dick is not the best looking anyway....look at that shit symmetry ewwwwww.

>>34136367
Alcohol isn't good for you anon. It's been linked to many health concerns. It depresses your brain functions. It can cause you to do things you aren't normally comfortable doing.

>>34136393
>It can cause you to do things you aren't normally comfortable doing.
That's kinda the point though, isn't it?

>>34136367
I want to ask an alcoholic this. I really like drinking and used to do it a lot while alone, but it's hard to do it now because I get nauseous really quickly. I'm scared to puke (especially if I'm drinking in public/with people). Eating crackers/bread doesn't stop it. Help?

>>34136302
Just grab a vegemite sandwich right mate??

>>34136328
Fuck off cunt: that was the first American accent I've ever heard in real life.

Literally couldn't stop thinking about it for the rest of the week.

Yeh I don't get out much.

>>34136369
lel

Do you like American girls or are you just annoyed at the fact they live in your city?

Just keep posting frogs, I'm sure it will help

>>34136252
too late nae. start looking to make a small business or live in the forest or something. you are never getting a decent job, and you will find it difficult to get a shit job.

Holy fuck you are a real loser. Fast food will hire you. Pizza delivery will hire you. You might be able to geta job at a truck stop washing trucks. That pays better then fast food but at 26 years old you most likely are in godawful shape and could not handle actual physical work.


idk...your generation was meant for suicide. Giving up is all you pussies have ever accomplished.