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Get better at pretending

>>34801260
Move from your mother's basement.

Why are the majority of women so damn unattractive when they take their clothes off?

Its the first dose of reality. Once you realise how shit it is your mind desperately tries to pull you back. Adulthood only gets worse.

jestes mno

>>34801197
lots of people feel that way, just fake it until you make it

Got google drive?

I mostly want to play with features but what do you want? A mixed bag or delicious brown?

>>34801211
No, I don't have Google drive.
I'd prefer Whites and Asians

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>>34801184
gfrgttrgf

Same, and I'm also a femanon. Twinsies, I guess.

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Most of the guys here stink. You think you want to hug them, but the way you imagine them is nowhere near reality and if you actually came face to face with one of these guys, your compassion would immediately (and rightfully) go away

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I wanna give you lead.

>>34801137
discords are circlejerks full of normies and orbitors.

>>34801177
We have a strict anti orbiting rule.

>>34801137
https://discord.gg/fAartrZ
invite link expired, heres the new one

Maybe because I want it

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>>34801123
>I'm chad
K

>>34801123
Ur a tattooed pos fuck off with ur lame permanent scribbles, nice lifelong accessory u got there u idiot

Maths! No life, no friends, only maths. My plan if everything will go wrong.

>>34801160
Or maybe programming. Soft-core maths. And with money.

What is the point maths if noone ever will love you?

>>34801019
covering a wound

I generally agree though

>>34801019
Put it on your lips when they're chapped.

You fucking mong.

>>34801019
it's pretty useful for a lot of stuff IIRC

>>34801018
I only get saturdays off and I have to go grocery shopping which takes up like 2 hours out of my fucking day
just watching binging on anime and eating potato chips, all I can really do

I watched Lego Batman, stupid stuff. But I didn't cry watching it, so it was cool.

I have the flu. I hate public transit. I can't bring myself to wear a silly paper mask though so I have no one to blame except myself.

I wish my cock hooked upward like that

As a female, that dick looks kind of aesthetic. One of the very few dicks that actually look nice, as most dicks look ugly as fuck.
I like his oversized black-ish sweater, though. Looks really cute on him.

>>34801166
great blog

>>34800945
look in the mirror. FUCK OFF FUCKING STUPID CUNT STOP MUTING ME

>>34800996
uh wat are you talking about?

>>34801036
Are you stupid?
I said look in the mirror when you asked to see garbage which implies that I'm calling you garbage.

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i rarely put oregano on my food

>>34800774
Where's the last panel?

>>34800834
No last panel unfortunately.

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>>34800764
>>Are you planning to do anything special for your waifu on Valentine's Day?
No, not really. Then again, I'm a bad husbando in general.
>>Did you get her anything special? If not, why not?
No, see point above.
>>If it was possible, what would you like to receive from her?
Just a hug desu

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>>34800764
I sort of wish I could be devoted enough to maintain a waifu. Some of you seem to really care about them. That would be nice, even if they're fictional.

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>>34800764
I'd like to begin by saying that I apologise for my absence, anons. It was caused bya (unfairly given, If I do say so myself) sitewide ban and last week it just didn't work for some reason. But I digress.
>Are you planning to do anything special for your waifu on Valentine's Day?
Not exactly for her, but I plan to reread her LN
>Did you get her anything special? If not, why not?
No, largely because I believe it would be a waste of money (which she wouldn't be happy about), and also I unfortunately don't have a daki of her so it's not like I could give it to her or anything
>If it was possible, what would you like to receive from her?
A big, long, warm hug in bed while we kisu each other

>>34800754
>Is it possible to hire a prostitute in the US (not vegas)?
Yes
>How do you even get their phone number?
Try to do some research on an escort review website. You should be able to find some ads or websites that way. You'll also be able to read up a bit on the girls.

>>34800861
Is it possible that the women could be undercover cops?

>>34800942
There's always the possibility, but if you go with a well-reviewed girl who maintains an active presence on review sites you're far less likely to run into an undercover cop.

18 years old here btw.

>>34800647
Is English your first language?

Does your mom have sex with black guys in front of you, or do you want her to?

Did you try to sleep with your mom?

>>34800693
Are you the OP?

I'm pretty confused here.

>>34800647
Have you ever tried dressing up in your mom's clothes?