Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1704. page

>>38626972
And are you also a faggot?

>>38626972
Not a pedo myself, but I find myself agreeing to this.

>>38626972
Like other anon said. I'm not a pedo. Buti agree too. But there will honestly never be a good representative for pedophila.
They're either fucked up molester or weird looking losers.

>>38626914
OP its time to kill yourself...and thats okay. Just do it make the world a better place without you!

>>38626914
No thank you Mr. Goldbergsteinowitzwiener, I've had enough. Sage goes in the options field

>>38626914
>All the comments just tearing the article to shreds.
Lol'd my ass off.

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>>38626791
*you* don't. *we* don't. how new are you?

>>38626822
>looking to talk to girls
shit must be new

>>38626791
>>>/cgl/
>>>lolcow
>>>tumblr

you fucking BITCH

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>>38626786
>on the phone
what is this 2003

I'm gonna flick this crumpled up straw wrapper into your cleavage

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>>38626755
smoke weed idiot

people like you look at potheads like we're idiots, but in reality, we're just on the same level as we were as kids

that's the only reason i smoke... so that i can feel like an oblivious 8 year old again

Since it's the beginning of the thread I just wanna get this question out there.

I'm 21 and I would like to know, what would you have done differently? How can I not end up like you?

>>38626915
i am 36.

the best way to end up not like me is to have friends.

>>38626746
Go no fap for a while, if that doesn't fix it see a doctor

>>38626746
This happens to me all the time and I'm 21. I like to edge so I can fap to my hentai longer and if I edge too long this is what happens when I decide it's time to cum.

>>38626746
unless you're jerking off 3 times a day you probably have low sperm count and will never have a child or something *thinkingemoji*

Bumping for more info. Any anons here take testosterone?

>>38626738
>>38627619
Lol if you start taking testosterone your body will stop producing the amount it used to.
You'll become a bigger mangina than you used to be.

Let us see a face pic. Masculinity is confidence not facial hair

>>38626700
They want you take care of them.

I wouldn't mind a stay at home husband if he (1) took care if the lids / house and (2) had something he did at home (art, small business, hobby, charity work).

It's not so much the money as what the job signifies. I couldn't respect someone so lazy and entitled that they leeched off their parents / government and now expect me to do all the work in what should be a pretty 50/50 arrangement. Obviously someone with a disability or whatever would be exempt, but that's because the issue of entitled NEETdom isn't the case in their scenario.

TLDR: bc the tick tock wagie threads hurt my feelings

>>38626700
Is that Diogenes?

I met my biological mom a few weeks ago and she dropped something and bent over. She was wearing like business attire and a shortish skirt and pantyhose. When she bent over I saw her panties in all their glory, the pantyhose made it sexy as fuck.

I didn't say shit, I enjoyed every second.

>>38626841
I'm just gonna fucking say it; it's kinda gross imo but everyone else is gonna say it so I might as well get it out of the way.

You should fuck your biological mom.

>>38626887
As much as I want to, I'm not sure if my mom wants to. I probably won't risk it.

Me? I'd walk about 8046.72 kms

>benis
>bagina

Thats so fucking original op

I keked to the space

>>38626560
Sure why not, but not in that particular part of the world

bump, muh nigga.
glorious nippon master race, screw the normalscum.

>>38626543
>tofu
>not wakame
Shit taste

I'll try it anon, if I see it for sale, any tips on which shop to look in? I'm in Scotland.

>>38626536
r9k is more antijudgemental than antigay.

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>>38626536
r9k is a supportive place, normies think straight robots need to hang so you should have more empathy you dumb fag

>>38626759
Faggots merit no empathy. Recent polls have shown 95% of /r9k/ wants the faggots to leave. Leave this board and kys.

school bomber maybe
shooting 100 people on your own is logistically difficult to say the least

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NO... U Fool!!!!

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>>38626529
I wish they could stop doing these baby numbers not even hitting the double digits.

>>38626524
buzz off bitch

I want a Bulleta gf

>spray insect killer in her face

>>38626515
bodybuilding was perhaps the single, most life transforming event i have ever undertaken. It has fundamentally changed me, and not always for the better.

im more critical of myself, and of others. im more obsessive and single minded. Also, another unexpected consequence, was the bigger i got, the more excluded i was from society.

I get treated like a criminal in certain shops, people stare at me out the corner of their eyes, or more direct people will take a picture with me. it can be very difficult to go about my day when i just want to hide away.

Also i cant get a job, at least not in an office. One ex military guy said i should do bodyguard work. i am tempted, its decent money, but dangerous, and difficult to get into without military experience.

All in all, i would recommend it, but let it be known you cannot be thin skinned. The number of people that tell me bodybuilding is garbage, i should do boxing, or a marital art. i very calmly tell them, its my life, my decision and its my happiness at stake. You'll get that a lot. As for girls, when you get past a certain point a significant minority of girls wont like you, but the ones that do like you, love you. So yes, go for it, but remember it will come with its own set of challenges, like how going from renting to having a mortgage offers different challenges.

oh, and i have to order XXXL clothes online because shops cater to skinny men, but fat women.

you get to be more healthy

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>>38626675
this was genuinely nice to read
thanks anon, have a good day