>About to take a bath
>See this in your bathtub
Wat do?
>>34475177
> omg how did milk get in my bathtub
call animal services
>>34475177
>Wat do?
Lynch her.
orignaII
>tfw no fat feedee dom gf
>>34475101
I want a fat woman to beat me into submission so bad
>>34475140
we all do senpai
we all do...
>>34475399
I think it's because I had a fat, abusive and loud single mother like everyone else on this board.
How do normies do it? How do they stand for womens shit day after day just to get laid or to have a gf? I can't understand it.
>>34475067
it's easy because anti feminists are generally wrong.
>>34475067
Some of them don't. MY mom basically does everything that my dad says without question or compromise.
>>34475084
Yeah, and feminists are right.
>Muh wage gap
>Muh wiminz forced to be raped in Vidya
>I'm not morbidly obese i'm healthy
Drug General
Bout to psilacetin up in this bitch, all alone because my friends ditched me
How are you guys getting fucked up this fine Saturday afternoon?
Thinking about hitting up 4-HO-MiPT again
Have you combined anything with 4-AcO-DMT yet OP?
I think it's too good on its own to mix with anything else desu
> too scared to do drugs
>>34475085
No I've only mixed it with alcohol (put some in my 9th Natty) and weed.
I think I took way too much the past times Ive taken it and it made me super anxious and felt terrible. I don't have a scale so it's all by eye
I'm taking a very small amount today, hopefully I'll get what I want out of it.
What's 4-HO-MiPT?
Post in this thread if you've been in your room all day today.
okay, postan
fagfasgf
>>34475026
it's only noon anon, im usually not even awake by now much less out of bed
Four days in a row now. Must go out soon to get more beer
Laughing
out
loud
How do you tell a girl to fuck off?
Have sex with her at least fag
>>34474979
Just tell her. If the roles were reversed, we'd all be saying it's cruel of the girl to just say "lol"
You pretend you are interested. Gone in 60 seconds
>Enough estrogen in the water to make me want to look like a girl
>Not enough estrogen in the water to actually make me look like a girl
Fucking jews
>>34474976
Jews? Also does the estrogen make you grow man-tits?
>>34475042
I'm fat so I have them anyway. I'll get back to you when I stop being a fatass.
>>34474976
Holy shit I know the feels I wish it just made me a girl.
>tfw my big sister barged into the room just a few minutes and i pulled the covers in the nick of time
>tfw literally cumming into my hand under the covers while making eye contact with her and she's droning on about some female gibberish
Anyone had something like this happen before? Can females actually tell when a guy is cumming from the look on his face? I imagine it must look pretty fucked up.
Depends on your "Oh Face"
>judging by yfw you are fucked, she knows, shut it down
>>34474949
She knows and pretended she didn't know so it wouldn't be awkward. Lock your fucking door next time and teach her how to knock
>>34475038
>this
>>34474949
How coherent were you after you finished?
Attractive robot here, if you think the only reason you're here is because you're fat and/or ugly, you're wrong. Looks are merely the tip of the iceberg. I have no problem getting girl's numbers and even manage to get them to go on a date usually, but then I sit there, silent, nothing to talk about, failing the shittests, not knowing what to do.
Being physically attractive just isn't enough.
Atleast you got a phone number you ass
>implying shyness and awkwardness isn't endearing to a woman when you're attractive
fuck off
>>34474961
What's it worth?
>>34474971
It literally isn't.
So ever since I was a small child I haven't gone out in public without wearing some sort of hat. There's nothign wrong with my head/face/hair but for some reason I can't even function properly in public without a hat. Like I get extreme anxiety if I don't have a hat to calm me down
What did my brain mean by this? Are there any other robots dealing with this issue? Did you fix it?
Here's an example:
>Happened back in high school
>every morning I used to take a shower and put my hat in the car, ready to go to school for that day.
>one day I forgot hat
>Already almost at school when I realize
>completely freak out and go full autismo mode and my mom doesn't know what to do
>I'm literally shaking and about to cry
>I can't explain it but it's like an extremely worried/scared feeling.
>I force my mom to drive all the way back home to get my hat, making her late to work
To make things worse, I'm a guy and behavior like this isn't ok because guys "aren't supposed to be shy" or some shit like that
>>34474925
Keep your thinking cap on at all times
You're trying to hide in the safety of your cap, Anon.
Just use a smaller hat every few days, until you feel OK with having none at all.
>>34474963
but I've tried. I even went through a phase where I would just wear like normal hats instead of beanies. (like think of a flat bill hat or whatever their called. They expose like half of your head and only cover the top)
It didn't work. I stilll feel uncomfortable even in those. WHen I had long hair it was kinda ok to wear them but I cut all my hair off and now I cant wear those anymore
>2015/2016
>17/18 at the time
>Student
>Mom made a deal with me
>she said for doing work around the house I will get paid like 5 GBP per room cleaned/each time i do the dishes etc.
>work my ass off for the next few months
>She pays me each week at first
>stops paying after a while says "she doesn't have money"
>owes me around 750 GBP
>think ok she is going to pay me when she has money
>fast forward to this year im 18, 19 in July
>she says that I will need to find a job when I'm 19
>Think to myself, OK fair enough, I can live off
>we sell our old flat
>ask her to finally pay me (I have been reminding her throughout the entire year)
>She says she isn't going to pay for school lunches/travel to school when i turn 19
>Think to myself that 800 GBP should be able to cover that for an entire year
>Then she tells me she isn't going to pay me it back unless i find accounting work experience AKA free slave work
>I live in an average town, although it is pretty deprived
>No one can provide me with work experience
>I have been looking for the past 2 months
>nothing
Fuck it, I'm moving out as fast as possible as soon as I finish this year.
>>34474923
>GBP
Pft, grow up
i think you should be ok with not getting all your money, u were not doing a lot of work in the first place and your mom just used it as an excuse to get you off your ass.
Youre going to let this "debt" ruin your relationship with your family because u r upset over not getting paid money that you really sohuldnt have been getting in the first place.
can't tell if OP is british and in actual trouble or just a bad tendies writer
>be almost 21
>5'7" 125 lbs
>babyface (look 15), but not ugly
>do have some beard (I'd say 17 with beard)
>dress like a man, not like a 15 y.o. fag: wear botton down shirt, leather shoes and so on
>interested in films, literature, philosophy and music, and enjoy hiking
How do I fucking find a gf? I do have one good friends and some other to go out with, but we're only male and we mostly spend our nights drinking, listening to music and chatting.
I'm currently a college drop out, but I'll be back in college in september.
>5'7
>gf
Pick1
>>34474888
Are you the male version of me...?
(obviously except beard and weight)
>>34474896
I think that babyface is far more problematic than being 5'7"
It's Saturday which means another edition of /cwt/ (Comfy Waifu Thread)
This thread's subject: Kindness
>Would you consider your waifu to be kind or not? Why?
>Are people kind to your waifu?
>What are some kind things other characters have done for your waifu?
>Does your waifu experience a particularly kind/unkind event? If so, what was it, and how did it (or not) change her?
>Are you kind to yourself? Would you consider yourself a kind person?
As always, stay comfy and relax! This thread is a place to unwind...
1) I wouldn't really consider her to be particularly kind or unkind, but I do find she is certainly somewhat kind. This is because she acts kindly, but doesn't do anything that special in this regard.
2) If you're referring to people in the community, then I suppose so. If you're talking about characters in her manga/anime, then I would say most the main characters (with the exception of Yozora) are, but most the standard background roasties are not.
3) nothing in particular desu
4) She experiences no noteworthy events, really
5) I wouldn't consider myself kind to myself, but not unkind. I try and be kind to others, although sometimes have difficulty with this.
>>34474882
>>Would you consider your waifu to be kind or not? Why?
Yeah, she is pretty kind. She turned a kid into a zombie because she couldn't stand that she was dying.
>>Are people kind to your waifu?
Yeah, they kind of bully her for being a chuuni though and ignoring her to times.
>>What are some kind things other characters have done for your waifu?
Letting her stay at MC house.
>>Does your waifu experience a particularly kind/unkind event? If so, what was it, and how did it (or not) change her?
Kinda my first point.
>>Are you kind to yourself? Would you consider yourself a kind person?
I'm kind to everyone except myself.
>Would you consider your waifu to be kind or not? Why?
Sure she's kind, she always tries to help her friends and stuff.
>Are people kind to your waifu?
People in the anime? Yes. People in real life? Not always.
>What are some kind things other characters have done for your waifu?
Being good friends to her.
>Does your waifu experience a particularly kind/unkind event? If so, what was it, and how did it (or not) change her?
Mugi stole the strawberry off her cake, so she cried. Didn't really change her, they still remained good friends.
>Are you kind to yourself? Would you consider yourself a kind person?
God no, I hate myself, I do think I'm a kind person though, I always try to help people in need unless they are dicks.
You are now thinking about that certain somebody.
What's their name?
>Charlotte
Anna.
Shame she turned out to be a worthless cunt.
>tfw this thread made me think about my discord friend who I got into an argument with instead of some 3D slut
Reddit.
Originally memerino
We're all gonna make it or literally die trying.
or just not try in the first place
>eat a piece of cake
>fall back one week in your diet
I hate it.
I lost 30kg
then put 10kg on thanks to several depressive episodes in a row
now I have to do it all again