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Been playing that too the last few days. It's not really great but coop is a lot of fun and it is also very comfy

>cant even play games cause destroyed my gpu

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>>35470291
War thunder becouse i like planes and i've got only shit tier laptop
but its fun anyway

>>35470078
As long as you have the money you can't fail, remember that

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bump with another pic of the girl I'm thinking of hiring

I wanted to hire a trap prostitute. One of the really good ones, but my conscience stopped me from doing it and now I don't know if I should or not.

Repost from yesterday
>be me
>be 13
>in science class paired up with 9/10 crush/friend
>building Rube Goldberg machine
That day was also the birthday of some faggots dad who died
>My friend says something fucked up about that day
>Crush pretends to hit my friend with a hammer
>almost hits me
>"Why were you about to hit me?"
>"What?! I would never hit on you! Your not even my type!"
>what

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>having hard crush on girl from lecture
>we both study cs
>she's a 10/10 qt3.14
>tall, skinny, blonde and a lovely smile
>didn't talk to her yet
>can't approach her
>i'm too anxious
>putting myself down all the time
>overthinking everything
>she could have a bf
>every day i don't do anything and every chance i loose feels like a rusty nail in my chest
>don't talk about it because i never talked about romantic feelings with others
It kills me, robots
I know 100% that we will never get to know each other

>>35469829
I had this feel too OP
My first crush was a girl in high school
I wanted to ask her out for prom
Back then i wasn't this anxious like i'm now
Then i found out that she has a bf
It nearly broke my heart
I said fuck it and talked to her after class that i find her cool and funny
Now we are best friends and our conversations last hours
We have similiar hobbies and interests
I'm glad i talked to her back then

>be 22
>grannie dies when I was 19
>was slightly depressed before. real depression starts to kick in
>had a gf back then. she had a crush on me for a year or so and I had a crush on her for a year but we both were just too shy to open up. made the first step, became a lovely couple.
>we were together for almost a year
>a few weeks after the funeral I heard rumors about her cheating on me
>found out she actually cheat on me
>reach breaking point
>as if my grandmas death wasn't enough
>develop hatred towards women
>haven't dated or even tried to date someone
>depression took a beating on me
>I'm skellitor 1,83m / 58kg
>personality went from chad, humorous to nothingness. I don't feel like having a personality
>dropped uni for 4 semesters
>got allergic to THC so I can't smoke any weed
>too scared to go to psychiatrist bc I don't wanna go to jail or mental hospital
right now I'm in bed for 17 hours. don't know what to do

No I have a very strong libido which I hate.

>Do you all never leave the house and never bothered to ask a girl out?

Girls should ask ME out.

>>35466647
yes yes and yes also autism

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>>35466647
>dude, how can virgins even be real lmao

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>>35465883
>imagining the pleasure of being cummed inside
I really can't imagine this desu
I need to feel it

This board should seriously be renamed F9D.
FAGGOTSNINETHOUSANDDICKS

>>35465883

>tfw he dominates you both physically and mentally~
>you are literally his~

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>>35465857
>you get to pick 1 (one) video game to live inside of the rest of your life.
I choose fap hero: the seductive grimoire

I choose Candy Crush. Think of all that candy.

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Fable 2 desu

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>>35465470
>mfw /r9k/ will never be a blue board

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>>35465470
WE WON FAGGOT
you should be happy that we are much more tolerant than you people

we don't come into your dumbshit /pol/ threads and whine and cry and bitch and moan nonstop

>>35465470
It makes sense.
All robots really want is some sort of human affection, regardless of gender.
Years of loneliness can turn a person gay.

>>35461114
They create the best offspring, at least.

westernized asian girls are disgusting worthless bin bags

>>35461144
Their offspring are just black, they're not unique at all.

Is 5"x4" micropenis?

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>be asian
>have micropenis
>try to make up for it by getting fit
>realize that people probably know that i'm working out to make up for my micropenis and smirk at me behind my back.

People with small penises are less confident
Fact

The reason you fail is your negative attitude

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>>35475282

>When you find out most successful people didn't fail that much in the beginning

It's all talent. Don't waste your time

Yes I have the same problem

I'm pretty close to the end tho I think

don't push yourself


work at a good steady pace

>>35475003
So you want a man to have ghayrah (protective jealousy) for you? Marry a Muslim men

>White
>Men
pick one

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>>35475003
What are these threads even for? It's not even good b8.

>>35475095
>i'm at a point where I've convinced myself that any thread that brings to light my pathetic beta nature is bait

I'm just trying to let you know women find it pathetic when their partners behave like cowards.

>Ugly and fat girls are more loyal
>Most black girls are ugly and fat

I guess it makes sense, but settling for a single attribute is never a good idea. May as well get a mail order Thai bride.

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>>35474815
On average, yes.

original comment

>>35474876
I don't want a fat grill
I think I better clarify this now. I can get grills. It's not a settling for less thing. I just don't really trust woman or at least white woman.

How would you feel about doing it with a girl you already knew well as a friend and you both liked each other in a sexual way too?

Also would it help you feel better if she was the kind of girl who liked penises?

>>35474734
Even in a situation like that, the thought of sending crude, lewd messages just makes me cringe. I really don't think I could respect myself if I forced myself to do that.

In person it's different - there's body language, tone of voice, facial expressions which all make flirting more authentic and exciting. But I just really can't bring myself to type dirty

I overeat when I'm depressed. It's a big problem.

>>35474704
Was that pun on purpose or not?

>>35474665
i do

and that shit is hella fucking original