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WHEN THE DAY IS DONE AND THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THE MOONLIGHT'S SHINING THROUGH
THEN LIKE A SINNER BEFORE THE GATES OF HEAVEN I'LL COME CRAWLING ON BACK TO YOU
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get in here faggot, it's feeling time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QghmxH31f5E
end me
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i dont know if im straight gay or bi
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>>38470483
Ask this board for answer.
>>>/lgbt/
Keep those thread there.
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if you're bi, you're gay
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>>38470483
That bunny looks really edible

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>27 years old

Is your genetics giving you a hard time /r9k/?
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You think THAT's bad. I'm in my early 20s and look older than that

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How do you know if your a robot?

Ive always felt like im in robot limbo, a failed normie sorta. what are some clear cut signs that your a robot?

>im 6'4
>muscley
>chicks never respond to me
>cant hold a job

do i qualify? anyone else know this feel?
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Did you stop leaving your house? Do "normal people" seem strange and dangerous to you?

These are important indicators
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>>38470552
i only leave it for the gym

id say sometimes, it really depends, 1 minute they will seem strange 1 minute they won't, im a like a bipolarbot

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Your genetics aren't your fauIt, robot. Stop Ioathing yourseIf for them. l love you.
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>>38470390
>this fucking thread, again.
was cute the first couple times, stop now.
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but don't your genetics define every aspect of your being? So what is your responsibility if not your genetics?
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Hello there, OP! Whether you are a gay or a female, please consider this

www.reddit.com

With all my love,
anon

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I grow tired of my stagnant and stale reactions folder. So I thought I would drop by /r9k/ for some help with my problem. Help me fill up my folder with some reactions for every occasion.
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>>38470389
oriaigionlalo

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>Japanese penpal has stop replying after I announced my love for her
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>>38470372
Idiot. What did you expect?

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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph593a67ccce8fa

This why nobody dates Asian men
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>>38470369
Can't watch that but this girl is dating a Japanese man https://www.instagram.com/taytay_xx/?hl=en
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>>38470474
>hey look at this stupid weeb
Nobody cares what weebs do. Not male weebs, not female weebs.
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>>38470916
I'm sure your mom would sell you to date Daniel Henney.

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The unexamined life is not worth living. Let's use some weaponised autism to analyse life and figure out how to succeed.
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>>38470349
i will contribute my autism

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>So what do you do in your spare time anon?
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How do I answer this question without saying "Talk about pedophile cartoons with strangers for 16 hours a day"?

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I got fucking dumped today lads and got told that I "never left /r9k/". I have a lot of autism from an abusive childhood and didn't start making friends until around last year.
I managed to score a similarly autistic partner that had the same mannerisms as I,he even browsed 4chan all the time and was introverted and weird. He had issues to with anxiety and such, that didn't pair very well with my anxiety.
I'll always be nothing but a fucking robot cuck on this stupid fucking website. No one can ever fucking change. There's no such thing as conversion. You're all stuck here forever.
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>he
Why is R9K absolutely infested with faggots
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>>38470358
Because the gays think they're robots because they like dick.
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>>38470358
im a roastie

ottereno

>please be patient, demiurge in training
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Hey robots,

For the first time in a really long time I actually cuddled a girl and such yesterday and she lives in Colorado but was visiting where I live. Now that she's gone I miss her and want more cuddles. It was like being on a really good high. Nothing else mattered just me and her and now she's gone. What do? I want her back
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chad get out man. we don't anything about relationshits stop asking for dating advice here fuck.
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>>38470304
It's really hard for me to find a gril. I dunno I guess I got lucky this one time I just don't want to feel lonely and this is sort of like a coping thing. I dont mean harm friend
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>>38470269
She's a slut. But you weren't good enough for her.

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>"message me when you get back"
>never messages me again
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did they die?
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>>38470297
OP here

they posted a snapchat story today....

fml


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