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It all makes so much fucking sense now.

You know how the losers who NEVER got laid in their whole life are fucked up and hate hate hate society for supposedly forcing them to be alone?

Well that's how women feel about society essentially forcing them to shack up with betas by pushing monogamy on them.

Women want to bear CHAD'S sons as much as men want to fuck period. They only have so many chances to reproduce so they want CHAD COCK ONLY so they can have Chad sons who have a lot of wealth and power and a huge family and lots of bastards too.

Betas will often repeat the lie that women want to be fucked and dumped by Chad. This is total nonsense ideally they want to be wifed by Chad even if it means sharing as part of a harem.

But they hate hate hate betas. Monogamy is basically socially accepted rape, women and girls everywhere are forced to accept being bred with subhuman beta seed. It's horrible.

And that's why abortion is so high. Betas will again lie and say that women are fucking Chad and killing the baby this is totally untrue. Women would steal kill do anything to keep Chads baby alive. They're aborting subhuman beta kids
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I don't understand what realization you have come to?

Women don't like betas? Women wants to fuck Chad? Doesn't really sound like anything that isn't said here atleast every day.
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Btw beta rape culture also explains why so many people are ugly weak and stupid, this monstrous beta society is basically forcing poor innocent qts who want to be filled only with Chad semen to accept the inferior monster beta spawn.

If you want to know if you're beta just ask yourself if women are always smiling at you staring at you rubbing against you or making lewd proposals to you,

If they're not do all the poor women and girls of the world a favor and keep your cock in your pants.
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>>34162447
I guess i never realized how bad betas were

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What does it feel like to have a girl sit on your face and eat out her ass and pussy?
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>>34162372
First, it's hard to breath. Your nose and mouth are covered with flesh
It's smells a whole lot. Either one is going straight into your nose and it's strong
Nearly her whole weight is on your face so it kinda hurts
Lastly, however she tastes, you are going to get it ten-fold.
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>>34162438
Sounds really erotic.
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>>34162372
Feels like a face full of ass and the decaying smell of weekold Chad splooge.

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>6'
>relatively fit
>decent sense of fashion
>respectable, well paying job
>own apartment
>good hygiene
>can grow a beard, good haircut
>not beta, can talk to anyone easily
>at least slightly above average intelligence
>speak multiple languages

>still a robot
How come?
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You porbably look too "plain" and bland for people
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>>34162391
But I'm tan and several people have told me that I am good looking.
And assuming I am plain - many people are plain. Yet they are not robots. What gives?
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>>34162443
Prove you're not ugly OP. Give us a picture of you, preferably shirtless.

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Sesami seed buns are a meme. They're tasteless, messy and get stuck in your teeth.

Discuss.
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>>34162323
i like looking at the seeds in my poop
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SESAME SEED IS THE GOD OF BREAD
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>>34162323
>get stuck in your teeth
Go to a dentist you gap tooth degenerate

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How do I force myself to be asexual?

I'm a sophomore in college never had a gf never had a kiss even still a virgin, mildly autistic, extreme beta, incredibly ugly.

I want to be asexual so I don't get distracted by women at all, is it possible?
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Chemical or physical castration.


Origigigigignallio
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>>34162283
I find that frequent masturbation works well to limit libido and distractions.

Other than that, people seem to say that SSRIs kill libido.
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>>34162283
become a sexual what?

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I'm seriously considering going to a brothel. Could some anons with previous experience share their stories? I wonder what it's like. I live in Germany so I have easy and legal access to them.

I'm 31 and a non-kissless virgin. Never got to third base.
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>>34162250
>brothel
Never went to one. Just called a prostitute I found online and went with her to a hotel. Sex was good. Felt a little bit empty afterwards but just a little bit.
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>>34162250
No idea about brothels but had escorts visit my house.

Most important thing ever is to be clean, smell nice and have nice smelling breath. Don't make her unhappy and she'll make you happy.

If it's your first time tell her in advance and tell her you want her to lead, otherwise you might end up with a girl who expects you to do this and you'll waste a lot of time with nervousness etc.

Be polite and respectful and smile and remember to enjoy yourself.
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>>34162250
Brothels are really cool, but prepare at least 1000 euros if you really want a good time.

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I've reached the point of watching sissy hypno. Years ago I found gays disgusting. Ironic isn't it? im so desperate for sex I will settle for a man. I will complete feminise myself. wire my brain completely so that I find being feminine pleasurable. The cuck government (UK) has failed me. Thru take care of the refugees, Muslims but they didn't ban porn. Porn had ruined me. It plays on my passions. I've read the pol theory of it and yet I accept failure. I didn't listen to anyone telling me to leave this place. It started with liking futa then shemales then traps then cross dressers and now plain old being a sissy. I will spread the final masculine desire within me. to dominate a sissy, to fuck it's hole.

My morals are all screwed up. I defend degeneracy because deep down I have done it to everything.

yes, including a woman shitting on me. And just fapping to a woman shit exiting her hole. Soon I will hook up with an old guy and scream daddy while I wear panties.

The best part? I turned 18 yesterday. I will never be able to connect with women emotional because of the redpill brainwashing and the fact that my mother was overbearing and I don't like her personality at all. Shes in woman-like yet acts like a child.

the thought of taking harmones is exciting. I don't think ill ever do it
But I never thought id wank to the thought of sucking cock. You name it I've wanked to it.

I believe our fetishes are like seeds. planted there because of our experiences through childhood, mostly negative. Although the idea of a loving milf is good and I'd want to fuck one. Being abused by females, beaten, degraded in anyway is hotter and excites me more. I think this is because I was often bullied by females in school. Looked on in disgust. I was hit on but they usually expressed it by shitting on me. It got to the point that i just wanted them to bully me so I'd say autistic shit to trigger them. It was a self defence mechanism and thus became a fetish.
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>>34162164
I want to believe this is a shitpost, I really fucking do.
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>>34162164
I want to be killed by a female for her own pleasure.

Porn, and i guess sexual experiences relating to your fetishes, waters those seeds and grows them. I'm a degenerate. I am soon at the point if no return. You won't listen buy I urge anyone who is still stuck in the hetero stage to stick to nudes. It's a slippery slope. And im sure this doesn't happen to everybody. But it's like a drug. Soon it stops bring enjoyable and you just do it because you have nothing seems to live for. All I want to do is be free and write a book on my experiences. But no one wants to hear. They all want to cover there ears and chant that porn isn't harmful.

I can't do notfap. i have no one to live for. No one who loves me. No girl friend no friends. i am supposed to be joining the military this year and I don't know what I'll be like by the end the year.

Porn is the only thing that gives me pleasure. It's my only friend. I even watch it without fapping. That's fucked.

I'll probably write a blog detailing my descent for more anons to see and I want to write a book but I don't know how I can survive that long. I've lost the battle.
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You are mentally ill OP

Not because of the internet. Not because of women in your life. It's because you won't admit it and get help

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>9:00 in the bloody morning
>Mom is already awake and has too much energy
>Decides to vacuum and clean the whole fucking house

I'M TRYING TO FUCK SLEEP!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

God I hate not having my own place, she doesn't have to work on Sundays and like me she has no friends so she gets bored easily and drives me up the fucking wall.
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>>34162126
You realize that normies who have jobs instead of depending on mommy have been up for 3-4 hours by the time 9AM rolls around, right?
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>>34162169
Most people don't work on Sunday's faggot, and my mother is mentally insane so she gets on my nerves a lot. One day I pray I'll have enough money to support myself and not have to live with my parents, they really get on my fucking nerves. Also sometimes they bicker about trivial shit, it's like living with children. My mother is like 65 and my dad is like 58 or almost 60, but they act like brats.

Also normalfags probably have friends and a life, I don't. A lot of people go to church on Sunday's and I don't go to church, I also have nobody to hang out with so I just sit in the house all day and that pisses my mom off. I don't know what she expects me to do, I have no where to go and nobody to hang out with.
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u should see if she wants to have sex with u. i hate when my neighbors mow their lawn in the morning its very loud and they do it for a very long time

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is being submissive the ultimate sexual experience?
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>>34162019
Pretty much, because it means you've found someone you really like. It's easy to get someone to like you, but it's very hard to find someone special.
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>>34162019
I think it might be nothing gets me off quite like being submissive.
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>>34162019
Depends on the person you are having sex with. If the person doesent know what you like then I think its shot and i just want to be Dom. This is how i feel anyway

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>might get laid on tuesday with an autistic fat girl

what do I do guys
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>>34161936
show her your anime collection to guarantee your fuck
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>>34161949
i dont watch anime senpai
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>>34161936
fuck it up like you've fucked up everything else then come up with an excuse where you're not to blame

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You dont know how much I hate women my fellow brobots
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>>34161888
Why do you hate them? Most of them are actually really nice. Just because they wont sleep with you doesn't mean they don't make great friends.
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>>34161888
why do you hate women? a woman created you in her womb
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>>34161888
>Milhouse doesn't count

that line hit too close to home for me

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>tfw I wish my family would die so I could move across the country and start anew
Have I gone off the deep end?
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>>34161846
Don't worry at some point I also felt the same. I've practically already started anew since I live a thousand miles away from them
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>>34161846
Does your family really need to die for you to move? Just do it
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>>34161903
>>34161893
I'd feel somewhat bad if I left because they never treated me bad, they just hardly spent time with me. Recently, they've been trying to spend more time with me and I don't like it. What do? >>34161903

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Reminder

If you don't shave your head you are a normie.

You literally cannot be a robot if you don't have a shaved head.
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>>34161805
Should i shave my head?

I got somewhat decent jaw.
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Stop trying to make me shave my hair you skinhead shill.
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>>34161805
seriously though where do you bitches come up with this stupid shit
makes me lol

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/steamfeels/ because the last one 404d
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>>34161773
Wow they even 404 steamfeels now? Thats disgusting.
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You do realize this will get pruned in a few seconds aswell..

Jannies don't want robots to be atleast relatively happy with the threads
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>>34161838
So what? We'll just make them until they accept it

>inb4 ban
change IP
>inb4 mac address ban
change mac address
>inb4 ISP ban
Won't happen if they have to ban everybody who makes these threads because banning an ISP will heavily reduce traffic

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>make a friend on steam from a thread in r9k
>he swears at me and deletes me

who /nofriends/ here
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poor thing
I must admit
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>>34161770
I'm sorry anon. If it makes you feel better I have no friends either.
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who /nobf/ here
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420


i fucked up and replied to someone

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