Fastest way to kill myself? I am tired of living like a fucking incel elephant man, even if get rich i'll get cheated on with a poor CHAD
Hello NEETfags! How's your day been? Just waking up, seriously? Here you are just waking up and I have already had a productive, fulfilling day. Watched the sun rise over the lake while working, then proceeded to spend a few hours basking in the sun and improving my body and mine with honest work. Hard to believe I get paid so well for exercising and socializing with my co-worker buddies. The day just flew by with the fun and joking, and I made over $100 in the process. Big plans today? Oh, more jerking off and shit anime? I'm going to go play basketball at the gym until it's time to pick up my girlfriend from work and have a delicious dinner cooked for me. If you had a car and weren't in such utterly pathetic physical shape you could join me! It's okay, why don't you and your girlfriend join us for dinner? Single? What a shame. Well surely your boring monotonous day won't be that terrible, just try to get to bed for 4am, as you know it'll take at least an hour of dwelling on your miserable existence before you can fall asleep. Maybe next year things will be different NEETfag :)
You know it's funny when I was a wagecuck my schitzo brain kept telling me I was like homer simpson and I wasn't but it was almost mocking me with that. Clock in, do shitty job, clock out, go home and drink beer or some otehr hedonistic activity, that's all most peopel do with their lives and they hate them.
Why haven't you gotten a shipboard job yet /r9k/?
>spend all your time out to sea, far away from all the normies
>free place to live
>food all taken care of by the ship
>all your co workers are salty fucks who are all old and alone with their most meaningful human contact being hookers in Thailand
>get to fuck said hookers in port who are used to autism like yours on a daily basis
>no need to waste your money on normie needs like gas, electricity, or other utilities
>over 90% of the "work day" you just stand around waiting for coffee break to start
Literally perfect for robots.
Just join a union and sit in the hall until you're name is up and they give you a job.
It shouldn't cost 1000's. Maybe 1000 at most if you have to travel a lot for the cert classes. My friends dad just got fully credentialed on a whim and it only cost him a few hundred.
Was he ALPHA?
>highest ranking official in USSR
>sacrificed his son and didn't gave a fuck
Yes. Just look at this handsome motherfucker.
>see le spongebob get a job 4chan banner when neet
>feel bad and like "wow like it's talking to me"
>realize it was all a trick and my life is hell
>become neet again
>see banner and feel guilty
>get job again
>more miserable then when I'm neet and banner is still mocking me, as if that was the final joke
>become neet again
>still feel guilty when I look at banner
>realize it's just nuisance
> I've been bent out of shape by a stupid cartoon joke
>realize this is simply my ongoing struggle with anxiety
no wonder I'm a mess
>a fucking banner on a website convinced him to fuck up his life
>come on son, you are not balding!, stop it!
What's for lunch, r9k?
Have you ever met someone irl you communicated with online..?
I eid this once and only once. On or the worst mistakes of my life
>this semen demon is Egyptian
how does it make you feel?
I'm a temporary NEET till I start college again, I just finished my internship and have been doing absolutely nothing with my time.
How the fuck do you guys live like this?
Eat good food, sleep, play vidya with steam friends, watch anime.
Rinse repeat. It's pretty fun imo
Friendly reminder that the average female prefers to get fucked by a dog rather than giving a chance to a robot.
For young women their first priority is Chad, then dogs and then you.
Anyone else /antipsychotic/ here?
Does anyone else have the problem that girls always seem interested, admit to being interested then just go cold a few days later and eventually you're just hit with the whole "oh yeah I just don't see you that way anymore"?
I swear this is my experience with every girl I've been interested in. Fucking hurts because I'm forever stuck in the cycle of escaping being a robot but then landing right back there.
Yeah its really odd because I'd much rather they just say that they don't want to date or do anything. I actually started thinking its because I'm a bit too friendly and probably come across more like a friend than someone they'd want to date.
Then again maybe they're just being nice and I look like shit.
This is me. I like to say that their radar is off. Tall relatively decent looking guy, come off as quiet and mysterious but really I'm just a social retard. No social life, little to no dating history, no real relationships, trouble holding a conversation, etc. It takes them a.little bit to pick up on all that stuff. Usually by then I've started to fall for them. Think I should just tell them at square one to pick someone else.
Violent or sad music?
Sad. It's getting late, need to relax before bed.
>yfw you're only nice to girls so they will be your girlfriend
Objectively speaking, the only reason to be nice to women is to have easier access to their mating parts. As a man, you could more than likely get access just fine without being nice, but it helps expediate the process and makes the overall outcome more desirable.
But sincerely, if it weren't for the whole fucking a guy in the ass thing, and the fact that women are just so god damn beautiful sometimes, I would have been a homosexual a long time ago.
Women don't offer fulfilling friendship. They're self-absorbed and mentally weak. It really IS the only reason to waste your time on them; to fuck them. They don't understand honor and justice. They just expect you to take care of them. I, for one, can't think of a better example on which to apply the term "property".