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He's unironically my hero

I wish I was that confident about my fetish

I would rather suck 6,000,000 circumcised dicks than be a part of this vile movement.

>>35344442
I'm turned on and disgusted at the same time, source of picture?

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>>35344427
I know that feel bro. The only thing I have detracting from my great looks is my fucking acne.

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>>35344508
>from my great looks is my fucking acne.
>tfw

Everyone i see my age has flawless skin but me. Why us?

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ive had scars for the last 5 years as well as acne.
have an appointment tommorow with a dermatologist who's gonna do a subcision on me with fillers.
i'm hopeful it'll work lads.
what's stopping you from getting them treated?

>>35344393
Exactly how mine went last year

I listened to Childish Gambino's internet album and got depressed as fuck, got no presents besides an orange from my mom because we went to the store
My friends forgot because they were at a cosplay convention

That was probably the closest I've ever been to wanting to just die lol
Sorry lad

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>>35344393
>last year
>19th birthday
>ex tells me she loves someone else
>chainsmoked rest of my pack

>>35345431
>>35344393
Same anon as >>35345308

Why the fuck did we all have awful 19ths
What the fuck?

>>35344382
that's new york. pretty sure.

>>35344439
thanks bud

that makes sense i didnt think about tgat

>>35344356
>newly-found ideal of the ultimate libertarian utopia

If you can't get a job now, what makes you think you'd get one under a libertarian utopia where all the jobs are outsourced to Chinese robots and African slave labor?

>>35344356
Sounds like me, but I'm NS. Why were you fired?

>>35344356

>fired from his job
>lives in poverty
>wants to establish a libertarian society

Just skip to killing yourself

How the fuck can people have no HS diploma in this day in age? You can get them by taking easy fucking classes.

Right here mayne
dropped out, skipped dr.shekelbergs the evil of the white males college courses, got a high paying trade, not riddled with student loans that will take 10 years to pay back, educated myself with books and internet research.

This is what doing it right looks like.

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>>35344341
>tfw just barely passed the math portion

Not too bad OP, but its a bit dead

Bumping this bread to get more people to join

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>>35344265
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE (((PLEASE))) TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEME IS. I'm assuming the murder is supposed to be a live art piece or something. Is their a video or anything that explains whats happening?

PLEASE I'M GOING INSANE

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yes but this only happen to me on social interaction
is like a lava coat right?

>>35344375

its like someones pouring boiling water all over my body, its my entire body, my back, my neck, my arms and legs.

its a constant burning pain.

It often intensifies / burns harder if I am feeling depressed, extreme stress/anxiety.

I've told people and doctors about it and they palm it off.

>>35344206
>he has the virgin handwriting style

>>35344206
Everyone has a different gait. Stop samefagging this

There is definitely a virgin run, but virgin walk is a stretch

what is virgin walk?

remember kids breakfast is the most important meal of the day

>>35344160
Why do we even have toenails?

I hate my toenails so much. They're ugly, useless, wear holes in my socks, and smell. I've considered getting the surgery to get them removed.

>>35344160
Aaaaaah, anon. I had one of those freshman year in high school. I remember tripping and having it stepped on accidentally and there being a shitload of pain and pus. Don't dawdle on it, save some money. The procedure is quick and doesn't hurt nearly as bad as you walking on it.

I was put in sped in 5th grade. The school thought I was autistic and they sold the class to my mom as a "class for kids who need a tailor learning experience" and my mom thought it was a gifted class

I was in it for a good 6 months. Got done with everything super quick but I had to put up with a bunch of literal retards. Hated it all.

When I got done with it I transferred school districts and never talked to anybody from there again

>>35344198
>"class for kids who need a tailor learning experience"
This.
I had to go to classes meant "for kids who learn at a different speed".

>>35344151
>tfw look up old friends in elementary school who were in special ed
>one had a thread on 4chan about her being a pedo

crazy shit man

Are you going through drug withdrawals?

I cant sleep when I'm withdrawing.

>>35344207
I literally only got high for the first time about a week ago, and that was just pot brownies. I have absolutely no idea why im not sleeping as a matter of fact

>>35344250
I have trouble sleeping as well. The drugs help me sleep, but after getting addicted and glint through withdrawals, I have to moderate my use.

I kind of just want to kill myself though. Even though things are technically going well, if I check of all the normie boxes, I'm young with a wrecked back, intermittent depression, and I feel worthless. The drugs help but I can't do them all the time.

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>>35344124
don't know if it's really like that but it's got to be pretty damn close
go for it OP

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>be me
>fall for the prostate meme
>read all about it
>stick my finger in there with lube
>massage away
>feels awkward, kinda lose my boner while getting my finger in there
>uncomfortable having one hand fapping while the other is in my butt
>cum and it's alright but not amazing
>pull finger out and it's got poop on it
don't see what the big deal is desu

>>35344124
Maybe. Some guys can and some guys can't. My gf and I tried it and it just felt like I was taking a big shit.

>>35344094
The ultimate redpill is realizing these questions are all pointless.

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Its whats inevitable anon

>>35344431
This ebony has the most perfect feminine body.

No but I was bullied by a tiny feisty dyke-hating latina Stacey on multiple occasions

>>35344138
sounds hot, greentext stories

>>35344084
I watched that video yesterday, ashamed to say it gave me a boner