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WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS??????? WHY DO THEY DO THIS
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WHY DO THEY LIE AND MAKE IT HARD FOR MY BROTHERS ON THE INTERNET TO GET LAID ???????
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>>38142869
Your opener is shit, my dude.
All moderately tolerable girls are visibly off put by it, and the photos of the girls you pull are proof that it only works on the lowest common denominator of tinder sloots
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down to earth Christian Texas cutie, oh my.

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How many of you get existential dread when you think about your eventual death? I'm currently experiencing it.
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>>38142832
I've always thought how it'd be mentally. Like, do we just stop all thought process? I'm wondering what it's like.
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>>38142864
I think you just cease to exist, which terrifies me.
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>grandparents will one day die
>siblings will one day die
>oneitis will someday die not next to you
>all your friends on r9k will one day die
>you will one day die

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We're having a 4th of July Party in the breakroom make sure to come on by and check it out!

discord @ FW5ggQ
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>>38142782
I'm gonna blow off 3 of my fingers with fire crackers.
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>>38142789

That's not very fun or patriotic!

Everyone should be extremely safe while handling fireworks and have an adult with you at all times!
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DISCORD SERVER NOW
JOIN US FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION
BRITBONGS OUT REEEE

DCsCvDW
DCsCvDW
DCsCvDW


REREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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GOD FUCKING BLESS AMERICA

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT EUROKEKS AND SPANIGGERS NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF

WHO ELSE /FREEDOM AND LIBERTY/ HERE
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HOLy ShIT FUCKkkk THooOOSE ARE FuKcCicN B I G W H E E LS
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>>38142807
YKNOW WHY
BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING FREE TO HAVE AS BIG OF WHEELS AS WE WANT ON OUR TRUCKS

G O D B L E S S
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IS THERE ANY RICHBOT WHO WILL ADPOT ME ???

Please I am fucking EuroP00r Nigger from Croatia.
I just want freedom, liberty and opportunity in greatest country in world.
I don't want to be slave to Bureaucratic hell hole and be fucked by Rapefugees

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One of these ladies is a pure, loving waifu tier ethnic woman who will never abandon you. Shhe will make sure that a meal is prepared for you after a hard day at work and service you as you please. Her main goal in life is to have beautiful (mixed) children and live a traditional,slightly degenerate yet fun lifestyle.


The other is an asian.
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FUCK MOTHS
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>>38142758
Something about this picture is really off, like neither of them want to be there.
Usually in these kind of photos the girls have smiles, much more relaxed body language and one of those snapchat captions saying something stupid like "GIRLS NIGHT OUT WOOOOO"
Are these women being held hostage?
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>>38142758
>tfw you will never have hips like those

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>turn 25
>life becomes a constant battle to keep belly fat off

Anyone else
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>turn 25
>life becomes a constant battle to keep myself from blowing my head off
Close enough feel, I guess.
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>>38142705
Same. It gets even worse when you hit 30. What a fucking nightmare.
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>>38142724
All I eat is Cheerios and eggs

No fast food or soda

I exercise

I still have flab on my waist

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You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this fucking planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how fucking dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You fucking morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid motherfuckers.
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fuck moth i hate him
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>>38142626
Fuck the sun and fuck you guys. Moths are bros. You retards block the sun out of your rooms so you can sit around staring at the light from your monitor for 16 hours.
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Do not insulin moth
You will be cursed with diabetes

>2017
>don't support Elliot Rodger
They are supposed to be your hero, /yourguy/. Most of you are just like him and yet you people still hate him and come up with stupid silly lies made by "psychologist" as an insult to him. He's getting bullied, humilated, girls rejected him. He had balls to kill these worthless sheeps and feminazi brainwashed bitches from a fucked up society. And you people still bashing him. I don't care you people say, he's a hero, legend and the real victim of the society. We need people like him. R.I.P Elliot Rodger sweet prince.
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>>38142588
I do support him, I don't know what you're talking about.
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I'm making a song about him, its almost done. Post some pics so I can make a graphic or something to go with it.
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>>38142682
Hi chad marco. Here is a humorous elliot for you

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>tfw no guardian angel/demon to take care of me and my problems
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>>38142576
>angel/demon
>Not cosmic horror
Step aside kid watch a real man FEEL
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>guardian
>demon
funny

because what he actually does is fuck with me all the time and edge me closer to snapping while finding ways to train me so when i do snap it's more entertaining
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>>38142649
How did you go about getting a demon?

> Crowded teeth as a child. Got braces
> Horrible eyesight as a child. Got glasses and moved on to contacts.
> Skinny in high school. Worked out and have good body now.
> Balding in early 20s. No fucking cure. Antiandrogens did nothing. Toppik looks like shit because I have no density. Game over.

Some people were just born to fail in life I'm one of them. I'm genetic trash. If I could somehow die right now without hurting those around me I would do it in a heart beat. Instead I have to live on lest I become a burden. What a fucking miserable and empty life this has been.
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>>38142472
Just put on an oppai shirt and cosplay as one punch man
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>>38142472
Usually bald people are taller and stronger
Go lift
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>>38142472
Shave your head if it's that bad. As long as you ain't grampa pattern bald, find a new hairstyle and just be confident.
Buff guys with bald heads never look bad

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Any one else here "in the middle" I have enough in common with both Chad's and robots that I can get along with them but not enough to get close or be let into their circle of friends
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>>38142469
Yes, most people would call us cyborgs or failed normies. C'est la vie I suppose.
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Fellow Cyborg here, too Tistic to gt along with robots, too autistic to get along with Chads.

Feels bad senpai
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>>38142469
I definitely have chad qualities, but it's only when forced upon me.

Otherwise, i'm more robot normally

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Are you excited for Fooly Cooly seasons 2 and 3, /r9k/?
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>>38142458
Not in the slightest. No one asked for this.
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>>38142458
No it's going to be shit. Art style is not FLCL at all and we want Naota not some dumb bitch with cat ear headphones
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>>38142458
mainly for the pillows, i will watch.

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Autistic people are healthy, normies are the disease.

Just take a look at the description of autism:

**impairments in social interaction**
stuff like "talking too much without understanding SoCiAl CuEs"
wanna know why they think its an impairment?
normie's "conversations" consist of telling stories with two objetives: "laughing at others" or "showing who i am"
it doesn't matter what interesting things a normie knows and could share, if you let them talk freely, they will transform all their life experiences in "laughing at others" or "showing who i am"
when an autist spews actual impartial knowledge they are like "wow what an obsession!". they literally cant absorb the knowledge and turn it into a question of "this is what you are! haha an obsessive person"

**restricted interests**
when an autistic really wants to learn something, they want to learn everything about it. this may get funny when the topic is "elevators" or "trains" or "sonic the hedgehog", but on a healthy society this "ability" would be respected

1/2
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**repetitive behaviour and not liking changes**
normies "change" and "spice things up" for no reason at all. since they have no idea what they are doing, changes have about a 50% chance of being for better. autistic people want to know what they are doing so will not change without thinking thoughfully.
Autistic people BETTER AT RATIONAL DECISIONS (published this week)

http://www.iflscience.com/brain/people-with-autism-are-better-at-making-rational-and-consistent-decisions-study-finds/

Fun fact: nothing wrong was ever found with autistic peoples genes or brains. Normies treat us like we have down's syndrom or something, but it may be them who have normie syndrom.
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I'm not autistic, was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder.

i bet i make more rational decisions than you m8
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Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo is an interesting example.

Everyone with understanding knows Messi is better. But he's kinda autistic, predictable, repetitive, not "socially interesting", so: BORING

Then there is "CR7", he's handsome, always posing to the camera, and "does more goals". Normies insist CR7 is better for this reason: "does more goals". The logic stops there because they are not as interested to actually think deeply about it. "No one got time for that" i guess. Thing is, CR7 goals are usually against terrible teams, where he scores even 5 in a single game. If Barcelona is winning Messi doesn't exert himself more than needed, as is the more rational thing to do.

Fun fact: CR7 gets MAD at teammates scoring goals that he could have scored. Yup his team just scored an important goal on a tense match and he is MAD AT TEAMMATES. Normies love this egocentrism.

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Daily reminder that Jesus Christ is the Word and the way. If you've never opened your heart to him what have you to lose?

Also /Christian/ general.
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>>38142368
lmao gOD isnt real m8
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Stop worshiping the kike on a pike.
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>>38142391
It always saddens me to meet people who will never give Christ a chance, never try to approach God, and never experience the Holy Spirit working in their lives.

>>38142423
That's pretty rude, anon. What do you gain by it? Personal amusement?

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Neets of r9k describe your typical day

> wake up at 1 or 2pm
> fap
> drink coffee and eat cereal in front of pc
> sit on 4chan for a couple hours while constantly telling myself to get off and do something productive
> play vidya for a bit
> make shitty dinner
> eat in front of pc again
> spend a couple more hours on 4chan
> talk to only friend on steam who lives in another country
> send each other meme videos or pics of our waifus
> play runescape for a bit
> go to bed at 2am
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>>38142365
I spend all of my time daydreaming and refreshing r9k
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>>38142365
>go to bed 3 - 4 o clock
>wake up at 12 - 1 pm
>4chan / vidya / menial errands for 13 hours
>sleep
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>wake up early
>drink coffee and browse
>go mountain hiking for an hour
>browse
>eat
>if nice weather sit outside and read
>if bad weather play videya
>maybe watch some tv series or anime
>strength exercises
>eat
>go to bed


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