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If you're capable of becoming a cute trap with only taking HRT then there would be no ugly, mannish traps in existence.

You have to have the genetics for becoming a cute trap.

>>38970165
Kys you degenerate faggot or I'll do it for you

>>38970165
3D traps are disgusting

>>38970043
chaos, Godzilla (or a giant reptilian monster)

>>38970083
I like the interpretation. Thanks for your comment.

>>38970043
It's okay would hang up on a wall. Would not buy.

>>38969998
A thread died so you could post this
Think twice before you shitpost

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>>38970112

what r u saying there?

>>38970178
are we just going to use banners as reaction images now?

>>38969991
post feet


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>>38970027
Don't bully plsorg

>>38969991
I'm assuming when you get cock.

>>38969981
tell us the recipe anon. what flavour was it

>>38969981
shut up wisconsin

>>38969981
Faggot, all you did was put hard boiled eggs and green onion on instant ramen

Make some Tonkotsu broth and we'll talk

>Elliotfag thinks he's one of us, a robot
Nope, you're a failed normie just like the virginal loser you worship.

>>38969954
sad truth but these fags will continue worshipping him thinking they're /oneofus/ anyway

>>38969975
>him

Next time, capitalize the pronoun, faggot. Show Him some respect.

>>38969853
My dad killed himself when I was 8 years old. My mother was unwilling to say no to us. I never really had a father figure, and so I never learned how to be a man.

If I look people in the eye for more than a few seconds, I start crying. I also have been hospitalized twice in the past for various reasons.

I don't even know how to fix this. Its like this whole thing is just a long joke: "boy grows up without a dad, never learns how to be masculine and then has to become a man anyways."

But the punchline never comes...

Any other anons feel like this?

>>38969853
Robots with fathers who were present sporadically, did a shit job as parents, or were mostly absent can also post ITT

>impact
Hard to say.

>robot
Being a poorfag limits your opportunities.

Story:
>mom was a young punk for New York, drug dealer, protest kid, in a band
>shares complex with my future Dad
>he's a genius, but also nuts, believes in Reptillian FEMA camps run by commits, basically /pol/-tier
>she thinks he's wacky, eventually feels sorry for him and cleans his place, cooks him meals
>he likes her vitality and genuineness
>they get "married" in that they exchange rings but he doesn't want it on the books in case the Jews try and get him or something
>bunch of shit happens
>my dad gets arrested for murder before I'm born
>mom is like "fuck this"
>goes back to Poland for a bit
>finds Jesus
>moves to Canada
>meets my stepdad
>he's a deeply religious music teacher
>they get married
>mom is housewife, teaches guitar and piano out of house
>brother is born
>has autism, ADHD, epilepsy
>but he's super smart and cute and I love him so much
>stepdad dies in car crash
>just me, my brother and mom

We're a genuinely happy family, despite everything.

You are now excommunicated, fuck off.

How disappointed was she?

What of it? I have sex woth my girlfriend every other day. I literally just say "gimme fuck" and bug her until she gets aroused.

>>38969801
Anon, I've wondered the same thing. The closest I can find is trannies dominating a couple.

>>38969801
get this stubby little chode off of my board

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>>38969950
>The closest I can find is trannies dominating a couple

p-post some links

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Pretty Princess Points went too far and the artist was forced to do a cease and detest and remove the archive.

http://imgur.com/a/TSuBR

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>>38969794
Those got scary really quickly

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>>38969859
Yeah I still get nightmares from time to time...

>>38969761
Tell me you're joking.... :)

>>38969813
Big cities are extremely lonely though. This is a common knowledge

>>38969834
T I N D E R
I
N
D
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and if you can't get them there then you're out of luck, are you even trying?

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>>38969719
I've been using it since May and gave up in June and I got almost a couple hundred matches and went on 3 dates, I had difficulty raised since I was a minority and from a small town so if you're from a bigger city I imagine you'll do great

All tinder did was ruin my self esteem. I got a good couple of matches, but almost every single girl that did immediately unmatched me the second I said hi

0 matches lmao.

>>38969666
>ended up ghosting my long distance fembot gf minutes after she told me she booked a flight to see me

you're not a robot if you could have gotten laid.

>>38969721
>you're not a robot if you could have gotten laid.

Agreed you're a failed normie.

>>38969628
Go back to tumblr you faggot female

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>>38969648
>but im a male orichanally :[

>>38969628
>DOES NOBODY ELSE HAVE THESE FEELS

>>38969621
lol I was walking with my gf and we saw a guy doing that. Took a photo and she posted it on her FB hahaha maybe it was you dude

>>38969642
>gf
>FB
Fuck off, normie.

>>38969621

you're just a faggot looking for attention. thats literally the only reason you "read" this shit in public. i hate to break it to you but no catgirl is gonna walk up to you and start having sex with you. they only want chad. even the "quirky" anime girls they only want chad's dick and they're getting it.