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I can't muster up the courage to admit my feelings for you.
So I'm going to crush them down and pretend they don't exist.
;

I'm sorry, I lied.
I just wanted to sound more interesting to you.
FL.

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I fucking hate that all the girls look up to you every single time we go out, and what do I get? they just give me the finger and waste my money on drinks.

I hate you and your stupid girlfriend.

>>38157059
Fuck your liberty, mate. Doesn't justify you dropping bombs.

>INTP
>icon is autism puzzle pieces
Wow rude

>>38157093
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of freedom in the air.

Come join our discord anon!

>>38157057
You're just a faggot anon

>>38157057
>Why do women demand so much from men?
Because there are enough cuck submales out there to give them everything on a plate.

>>38157057
because they can
supply and demand

>>38157035
But dad, I don't like talking to other people. And I don't even have any friends, so I don't have anyone to go to a bar with.

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>>38157035
"Sorry, son. Just remembered: Your mother and I met at a school dance. Ah, to relive the joys of young love. Well, good luck, kiddo!"

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>>38157069
Trust dad, bro. Just remember : be yourself. This is how it works !

>tfw thicc Asian
What do I win?

Tbh the meme is motivating

I'm trying to work out more and my goal is to start lifting weights so I can be thicc too

I like being short and underweight.

I don't mess with that, seems morally wrong and personally dangerous. Aren't you're afraid she'll hate you/try to murder you?

>>38157049
>Aren't you're afraid she'll hate you/try to murder you?
Umm no what the fuck...?

Why go for 3rd world when you can go for 2nd world.I am from Latvia and the women here are not so bad , atleast from my experience.Just saying , theres always the balkans or eastern europe.

I just masturbated to a character I made on roblox, I wish I was joking.

>4Chan
dumb phoneposter

>>38156938
>get high paying job
>on the job training
>train for three weeks
>first day of real work
>panic and run away
>resign
>life which was going up and looking bright suddenly back to status quo

And here I am. I feel like a fool but this job, I don't know if I want to spend thirty or forty years working there.

>>38156919
Because you're a psychopath / sociopath who can't feel anything.

>>38156919
know that feeling
dont know why and dont care

just want a gf that isnt dumb af and a bitch

I had a crush on my gf before we dated but I never fapped to her. It felt wrong for some reason. I love having sex with her, and I do fap to her now, but not before we were dating.

>>38156889
Do it, she dosn't look too bad

You've already made up your mind. The only reason you posted this thread was in an attempt to brag. Why would brag about fucking a cow, OP? You should be embarrassed and leave that behind closed doors.

>>38156925
LOW T originally detected

>>38156841
You should put all your money in an obscure cryptocurrency. Your faith in memes will make you rich.

>>38156841
Hes an asshole. Nothing changed. Still a virgin no gf no nothing. He also wants to take my neetbux

Weird bait, heres an upvote

>>38156804
only fags and traps

once in a while, but only for the taboo. it doesn't actually feel good.

>>38156942
Does it just feel like taking a weird poop? Is it hard to prep for it?

but you're a normie yourself son

whatcha doin here

you should lurk more newfag

>>38156823

I'm just perusing the web, man.

>>38156854

Ok

You know better than anyone mane

>>38156739
> I am a boy
>I go to school xD

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>>38156739
>IT'S FUCC TIME

>>38156690
The Darwin Awards sicken me, as do people who laugh at them.

>>38156913
Whenever a normie laughs about natural selection I point out that a child dying painfully from cystic fibrosis is also natural selection and they get butthurt. Fucking stupid normies.

>close friend is knocked off his motorcycle by a soccer mom and killed on his way to school
"lol shouldn't have ridden a death machine xDD"
>stacey wraps daddy's Mustang around a tree on the way home from a house party
"OMG what a tragedy! quick! hold an assembly in rememberence, and elect her honorary prom queen!"

>>38156686
Let's see it
my money's on razorburn

youre a guy
original post is really original

>>38156686
I'm fairly sure all vaginas go inward.