Is 10 matches in my first whole day of tinder any good?
nobody responds to my messages
psst.. hey kid.. every tried these before?
Any one remember robot radio I made a thread a few weeks ago but nothing came up I just want to see if anyone who was apart of it is still here
What would our gear and training be? What would our militia be called?
>got promoted to assistant manager at local hardware shop two weeks ago
>it has been going fine
>today we have an employee meeting, everyone is there
>I have been dreading this, considering the assistant managers task is to present the talking points of the meeting
>In office with general manager getting ready to face the staff, who are sitting in the stock room.
>when i get nervous I have to pee
>excuse myself before we head back to the stock room
>take piss and walk out of bathroom
>as I am heading to the back i look down and see some dots of piss have soaked through the khakis i am wearing
>I never wear khakis usually, because of this, but it is the uniform
>half way through the presentation and the gm yells out "hey look at those piss dots!"
>i am in shock and look down at the dots out of instinct
>staff erupts in laughter
>on my next shift every one refers to me as "piss dot with not"
>they all know i am single and i try to play it off as being a mysterious 30 year old bachelor
>i realize they see through my facade now
WHY IS MY VOICE SHAKY AND I STUTTER EVERY TIME I TALK TO SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME!? EVEN FOR SIMPLE SHIT LIKE PURCHASING AN ITEM I GET SUPER NERVOUS FOR NO REASON!
that tfw when no young Susan Atkins gf
Why are crazy girls so cute?
No bully. Her moustache was cute cute.
>Mixed cough syrup and rum
>Now feel like dying
>tfw one of your only friend gets an ehoe and spends all his time skyping her and doesn't make any time for you anymore.
seriously though I'm basically down to 1 friend now. I don't even want a gf I just want to be able to talk to someone every once and awhile.
Who are these molesting step fathers? I've heard stories from tons of girls of their step father molesting or even raping them. But i don't get it. An alpha would never take care of another man's kid, so a step father can't be alpha.
But a beta wouldn't force themselves on a little kid. So who are these men? Are they cucks because they're taking care of another man's kid? Or are they not cucks because they're getting to do her?
My life is a lie...
I wonder though. Do the guys go into relationships with these mothers wanting this? Or do they go in with a pure heart and their sexy step daughter seduces them with the way she hugs him close and calls him daddy and walks around in her underwear and so on.
How boring are you?
any first generation immigrant in the US here ? how did you move in and what job did you take ?
>You're late Anonson! There's no way mommy would start without you, this was your idea after all. Apologise to your auntie while I get my favorite nephew Chad ready.
>Wow Chad, you're so big! I knew this would be a good idea. What are you waiting for Anonson? pull down your pants and show you're auntie what you're made of!
Momcest fantasies are so shit tier.
>Here's pic of heavily tattooed bitch who is supposed to look "maternal"
>Hey -son- fuck your mom xd
>Oh -son- I want youre cock so bad uwu
>Not alphaing up and dicking mom into submission
>Not mindbreaking mommy into loving cock
>Not using mind control, magic drugs or some subtle way of hypnosis
Do I really have to learn to draw just to see it happen?
who's the artist who does these? they're the best things I've ever seen and make me so happy I could cry
does anyone here know how to throat sing (like those mongolians)
i can do it but it makes me lightheaded and i cant do it for very long