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Are there any programmer bots here?
How do you recommend going about getting a job?
Is it easy to find something where you work from home?
Is there a language/framework I should start with that would make me more employable?
I have a "degree" from a for-profit college. I realize it's stupid, but it's what I have to work with. I did a lot of programming during my years in college, mostly visual c++, but I forget a lot of it. It's been 12 years since I graduated (yes, i'm old)
I've been working as a sys admin for the past 12 years, but have tried to avoid programming. I just don't want to be doing tech support for the rest of my life...
Boobs for your trouble.
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>>35769744
Software Engie student here.
Apply for programming jobs with a resume is usually a good one.
You could maybe arrange one or two days a week from home. If you're lucky you hit an international company that lets you remote all the time.
Web based bullshit. Angular, React, ASP.Net, JavaEE, NodeJS. All the good shit. Besides that Java, C#, Python, C++ are always solid ones
Hoping to apply to a job in canada in 2018 and move there. Any leaf programmer willing to offer me a spot in your company?
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fucking visual c++ isnt a language you pleb
start with x86
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>>35769836
x86 is a chipset architecture
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You'll get paid 40 million dollars to survive in the Cretaceous period for two weeks.
WARNING: You will be unsupervised around live Dinosaurs! You will not be able to bring anything at all, not even your clothes!
Could you survive for 2 weeks?? Would you do it??
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>>35769742
if I die then do I die in real life?
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is there rare pepes in the prehistoric era
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So basically I'm only a few levels above the bottom of the food chain. If a predatory dinosaur that is even in the mid to bottom tier sees me I'm dead meat, really depends on if there are dromaeosaurs or not since those fuckers can climb trees. Climbing trees is really my only chance, yeah might as well. Have nothing else to live for
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My mother was very controlling and dominant
It turned me into a guy who hates dominant women, im absolutely repulsed by women who display any sort of masculine "power", im also repulsed by older women in general. I'm also very dominant sexually, and most of my sexual fantasies involve non consensual sexual activity.
Ask me anything.
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You're a normie.
Get out reeee etc.
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when will you stop blaming your problems on your mother and kill yourself anon?
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>>35769786
What else can explain it?
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If it were legal to watch porn starring girls as young as 13 would you do it?
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If that were the case wouldn't the legal age of connect be 13 as well?
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absolutely not
18+ only
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>>35769658
No. Porn is acting and child actors are usually terrible, ergo a shit wank.
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lets devise a tier list where we rank genders and ethnicities from born with the easiest life to hardest life
example:
S+ Tier: White Women
F Tier: Indian Men
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Indian men have that 3rd world bonus of arranged marriages tho. Asian men have no such system in place, Korean men belong at the bottom
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>>35769675
but what about actual desireability being factored as well,
i think fillipino men are at the bottom
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>>35769675
Korean men belong at the bottom because they consistently cuck themselves.
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Hey r9k/b/ros
This server is survival of teh fittest
feel free to join, but don't expect us to be kind to you. if you are a sperg you WILL be bullied. If you are cool, then you may enjoy yourself
https://discord.gg/R5sfb
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>>35769639
niggers tongue my anus
i hate white people anmd niggers too
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Bunch of fags from ducked nations sucking each other off. 10/10 ign
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n-n-no thanks luch
>every thought is gay
i've been on r9k for too long
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>tfw all these gay threads made me accept my homosex
It's weird because in retrospect it makes perfect sense.
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>>35769656
Hindsight, while not being necessarily better or worse than foresight, typically measures up to an average persons 20-20, and depending on if you read into this or not, this may be useful to you
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>tfw suspect my parents think I'm gay
Southerners do you think northern accents are qt ?
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You all sound retarded
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what the fuck is a northern accent?
boston? minnesota?
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>>35769595
dont you mean "ya'll"
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HOW WAS YOUR WEEK, FRIENDS?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaLGbTDcdQ
WHAT ARE YA
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>35769577
>playan
blitzball
>watchan
don't feel like it maybe some anime
>listenan
nothing
>eatan
nothing
>drinkan
water
>fappan
hellz yeah
>feelan
was feeling down but seeing this thread brought me up a little so had to post thanks
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copied from /v/ because I'm lazy
>>PLAYAN
Replaying Persona 4, ignoring p5 threads
>>WATCHAN
4chans
>>LISTENAN
Meguro's is my hero
>>EATAN
nothing, I really should eat something
>>DRINKAN
RUM
>>FAPPAN
Some yuri
>>FEELAN
I should've stopped drinking much earlier but I'm past the point of no return so why stop now
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>PLAYAN
Overwatch, I suck and can only play Dva or Lucio at a half decent level
>LISTENAN
burzum
>EATAN
chocolate chip cookies
>DRINKAN
milk
>FAPPAN
femdom doujins
>FEELAN
incompetent and depressed, it takes me a long time to improve at anything for me. I've been trying to learn to drive and it's been 2 months but i'm still bad at turning. I'm 25 it's embarrassing
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I just saw the ex- of mine from two years ago. I looked up his website.
He'd become a tranny.
I started crying. He used to be so beautiful and attractive, and now he looks so fucking repugnant. I don't even know if he's actually taking hormones or just cross-dressing, but he doesn't look the same. Right now, I feel like the absolute worst.
We haven't talked in years - I know he wants nothing to do with me. But it breaks my heart. He was the most physically attractive person I ever met: he was muscular and tall and broad and overall perfect. Why did he do this to himself?
Is this why he left me all that time ago? I remember back then that I couldn't make sense of his reasons to leave me... I also remember I told him I wouldn't even consider dating a trans-person, one night when he brought it up and I was lying in my dorm room.
I fucking hate trans- bullshit. It's ruined someone that was already perfect to begin with. This all feels so wrong, so abominable.
But even more - why do I still care, after all his time? I haven't felt this miserable and sad since the day he broke up with me. Why do I care about him, /r9k/? Help me, I'm having an anxiety attack. I'm being overcome by all these emotions.
I want to reach out to him, but I know I won't sway him. I know he won't go back to being what he was just because I tell him so. I want to kill myself right now.
He was literally perfect. I always told him he was perfect, back when we were together.
Holy shit, I can't function right now. It was a mistake to even look at his site.
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Tits pleeze
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>being such a shitty partner that you drive your exs to being trannies
have you considered murdering you are self?
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>>35769442
I hate all things LGBTQA also. I was going to blame you for his decision but I see he is the one that broke up with you, so I have another piece of advice - listen or don't. Worrying about things that are beyond your control in this life will bring you nothing but bad feelings. It is not in your power to control another person, so just let it go and accept the facts. Its the only way. All other options will cause you nothing but pain.
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Why are women so turned off by men moaning loudly during sex?
Loud moans are a sign of people experiences intense and overwhelming pleasure. Do women not like it when men experience too much pleasure?
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>>35769410
They're not. No guy wants to hear that in porn though.
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>>35769410
I like it, turns me on gud
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>>35769410
Supposedly women actually like it and men being fuck ninjas is upsetting.
Just don't start yelling like loud niggra.
Make sure to untwist your balls if one is higher than another. I just got back from the hospital and nearly lost one because my parents never told me i was supposed to do this.
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>>35769399
Nice dip you meme but nuts are supposed to hang uneven so they don't knock together when you run.
Nice dubs.
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>>35769399
im skeptical
but curious
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Is this a new meme now anon
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>tfw a black girl asked me out on a date
wtf do I do
I'm a white nationalist /pol/ack by the way
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>>35769352
living the dream aren't you friendo
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um dude...
you do know slave owners fucked their slaves all the damn time?
take advantage of the pussy because no matter what color it is, its still pussy
i dont care if the pussy is blue im so desperate
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>tfw ardent white nationalist
>tfw mad jungle fever with a straight out of africa-gf
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What makes a nuggie a nuggie and not a tendie?
I need answers
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>>35769336
nuggies are made from nigs
tendies are made from chickens
chickens are animals.
nigs are less than animals
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>>35769357
this is sort of true dog.. I still love you guys though. Thats never going to stop.
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nuggets are made from ground chicken while tenders are actual pieces of meat
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What's more ideal?
hung manlet, or tall dicklet?
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>>35769291
Manlets can just get a wing girl or some other form of social proof
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>>35769291
Hung manlet
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Hung manlet
No point in being tall if you got a needle dick