Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3883. page

>tfw i never risked it for the biscuit

>>37783312
I'm not gonna put any effort into this because I'm about to sleep and I hardly can put the day in order or make much sense of it anyway.
>be 18
>do waaay to many drugs
>eating ccc's like candy snorting addies drinking liquor smoking dank grass
>been up for days tripping and listening to my bloody valentine
>lying in bed listening to to here knows when
>feel what felt like THE perfect sensation
>literally thought I was in heaven experiencing pure bliss
>song ends
>snap out of trance for a second and realize how bad I fucked up
>that was the best thing that could ever happen to me
>that was the peak of my life and its over
>comparatively life is mind numbingly boring
>spend rest of night with my brain frying
>that day I double down on the cccs I was on because they were just sitting there and I thought I was invincible
>I was wrong
>spend day thinking I had solved the universe and I had to act as crazy as possible so the government would catch me so I could tell my secrets to the secret rulers of society
>simultaneously think everyone evil has subconsciously been tricked into committing suicide
>I could explain why but it would take forever
>every time I think ANYTHING air is like a billion light bulbs explode in my head
>screaming OH MY GOD! Every few seconds
>screaming in streets
>incessantly speaking really far out craziness
>at one point I think normal speech is to slow so I begin to only speak in poetry
>brain is billion miles a minute
>after a day of thinking I'm Jesus Christ here to save the universe I end up screaming at my friends and family in the hospital
>for years I had a 2 second memory. Now I'm up to 7 or so
>absolutely terrified of going crazy
>have OCD and intense anhedonia
>due to low seretonin I have awful migraines and can't eat 80 percent of foods
>I want to believe someday I'll be alive again
>I'm not holding my breath

i wish that would happen to me i might be able to make a little extra cash

>>37783293
She probably wanted to fuck.

Next time go bury your face in some of that curry.

Wow dude, that was fascinating, please do tell me more about your day

File: 53380699.jpg (33KB, 612x398px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 612x398px

find the video he was reacting to
make a new thread linking both videos
????
profit?

File: IMG_0324.jpg (684KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

684KB, 1080x1920px

Here's the link

https://youtu.be/_Jf6oXXouLI

>>37783517
i meant the video that he is watching and calling unacceptable

File: 1448938369246.jpg (46KB, 612x612px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 612x612px

>>37783174
>smart just enough not to be a blissful ignorant
I wonder if I bang my head against the wall really hard, I can become a happy retarded guy.

>>37777777
How come I've missed it?

>balkanizing the 2D best D empire

idiotic tbqh

File: 3ad7y2Ce1k-12.png (17KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 300x250px

Let's beat up Mickey Mouse, boys!

File: 041517.png (175KB, 744x379px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 744x379px

>>37783068
In other news, rap music was invented by the Japanese and Africa has no black people.

>>37783068
>implying women don't care more about social status and money

File: 1491701826835.jpg (20KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 306x306px

>>37783068
>its a well know fact that most women (attractive women) prefer ugly men
>we see it on TV

looks like a nice greasy cock

Anon if you're still around, please post your cock.

File: the moe doll bloodborne 67897890890.jpg (19KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x360px

>>37782967
lom ccom qt autims join me in my das1 qiuest pls

>>37782967
qaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its not fair beiubg ab\lone is hell it reaaly is