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How do I get into sports, robots? Soccer sounds like an okay one since it's easy to understand but how am I supposed to know what team to root for? What league am I supposed to watch? I have no idea where to start
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>>35090395
Soccer is a great option :) unfortunately there's no easy way, you just have to watch it and watch it, read about it etc. etc. until you get the hang of the people and teams involved. especially if you don't know many people who are really into it (like me)
>learn about the World Cup, the Confederations Cup, the Champions League, the Europa League, etc. wikipedia that shit
>if you want an international team, if you don't like your own (I don't), then root for the country that you have heritage in/parents from. Then again a lot of people are indifferent to international soccer. get a scarf from ebay or somewhere
>root for the league team of the city you live in or closest option
just wikipedia everything and read shit
also see if there's any social soccer in your area :)
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>>35090648
Thanks for the advice, anon.
quality post
>ywn be an eccentric wacky intelligent passionate proffesor at a prestigious university
>ywn have all of your students look up to you as a father figure and stay in contact long after they graduate
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This never happens, at least in USA
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>>35089956
It happens. It's just very rare.
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Why don't you get a PhD and make it happen if you really want? There are so many meme subjects out there now it can't be that hard.
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>accidently make eye contact with female
>fall in love
how do I cure this shit?
>inb4 get a gf
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>>35089647
Realize that you're idealizing them instantly and not actually taking the time to aee if they are someone you like.
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This happens way too often. I have to realize that I am a useless person and that no one will ever truly love me. After around a week of hard-core depression it gets better.
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>>35089647
just get a gf bro like just be yourself and be confident bitches love that shit haha!
rock on bro!
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I just want someone to hold me while I cry and watch SVU with. Is that so much to ask?
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>>35089535
Yes. SVU is shit.
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>>35089535
Give details about yourself, anon.
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>>35089535
I'll hold you down and make you cry while we watch svu
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how does one acquire a robot bf? 2017-02-24 06:15:35 Post No.35089351
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how does one acquire a robot bf?
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how do i get one? that lives near me?im gay
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first you have to post your location dummy
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>>35089356
The UK is my location anon
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>>35089351
the pretty hard senpai we will all sperg outtfw the people that want a gf the most are the hardest to pick up
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do girls on tinder msg you first asking if you would like to get hooked up with her friend?
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>>35089266
I don't speak kebab, faggot.
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>>35089266
>do girls on tinder msg you first asking if you would like to get hooked up with her friend?
Some girls are really shy, so instead of asking you directly, they'll get their friends to ask a guy for them. Kind of like a plausible deniability thing. Most of these "really shy girls" are actually quite ugly, so be careful.
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>>35089281
>he doesnt know atleast 3 languages
dumb fuckin ameritard
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>"I have anxiety".
>"I get panic attacks".
Is it me or is this just special snowflake terminology that translates into "I'm a such huge goddamn pussy that I can't handle even the slightest amount of fear".
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Holy shit, shogun cenataur has a new skull shell?
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>>35089251
Yeah he's fucking terrifying.
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I'm addicted to cough drops
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>>35089176
What's your favorite
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>>35089176
Zinc poisoning is a thing FYI.
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>>35089205
ricola, Cherry honey. Fuck I'm on my 8th one and I don't even have a cold.
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>meet femanon
>hit it and off and talk about hobbies
>we share an interest
>right when we're going to play vidya together she just ghosts me
Why are women so terrible?
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>>35089168
She's just scared of your sick skills bruh. You got too gud.
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talked too much about the hobby probsz
instead of yourself/her
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you have autism, thats why you got ghosted. no one wants to be around an awkward boring autist. the fact that you didnt see any signs or see this coming proves it. if you cant pick up on simple social cues, you should just an hero
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>Every decent looking woman you've seen online has had a dick in her mouth
>Ever woman below decent probably has had a dick in her mouth aswell
>That dick will NEVER EVER be yoursUnless you're a chad or above average normie in which case you need to leave
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>>35089158
yea wat is this bullshit, FUCK YOU GOD YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
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>>35089180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t=1s
You are invited to repent.
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>>35089180
APOLOGIZE
oregano
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>TFW you have anonymous gay sex with married businessmen you meet on craigslist.
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You don't say, Anon. Come on over to the Navy Annex.
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>>35089057
tell us MORE
ORIGINAL
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>respond to ad on craigslist
>tell him I have gf so must be discreet
>he has wife so no one will know
>meet at his hotel room
>awkward at first but soon both naked
>preform oral sex on one anther
>after ejaculation, dress and quickly leave
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Here's a real story I know you fags will enjoy.
>Go out with dad for a jog one night
>The lock isn't working but we can't be assed to fix it so we leave it as is
>halfway through the jog my dad gets a call from my mom crying
>The house was broken into and there's shit strewn about everywhere
>We run all the way back in time for the police to get there
>The guard is explaining to them that just as we left two men came in
>We probably passed side by side and never even knew
>They didn't take anything but trashed the living room and master bedroom
>My room was seemingly untouched, the browser to /tg/ was still open even
>After consoling my mother and talking to the cops we settle down a bit
>I look over the entirety of my room when I realize that in fact something was different
>My closet door was open and there were blankets and socks on the floor
>The very same blankets and socks I had masturbated into three times a day for six months
>I didn't even notice the smell due to the relief that my family was safe and sound
>A few days later they tell us that they were south americans, but were never found.
>MFW the colombians found the cumrag closet
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>>35088965
I smiled, thanks anon.
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"Hey esse? You should come and take a whiff of this room."
"What the fuck are you doing, man? We gotta grab and da---MIERDA!"
"I know right, this awful smell started to come out when I opened the closet."
"Goddamn it, we can't sell any of this cagada. Let's cut our losses and bolt."
"Si."
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Fembot Appreciation Thread!
New, Old, and Just Discovered.
For me, Goldie is the only one.
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ITT thirsty faggots and roasties
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FEMBOTS DONT EXIST
THEY DO NOT EXIST
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>>35088929
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Woman can't be robots REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRY AGAIN ROASTIE
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WHODOYOUVOODOOBITCH
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me in that picture tbhd
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Dead Island was ok
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>gamer gf says my dick is too big and i can't fuck her while she streams anymore because her subscribers are starting to get suspicious
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you're obviously a vigbin
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>>35088796
lol,
just keep fucking her,
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>>35088796
This is such shit anon you need to try harder