>No femanon or "fembot" thread
I feel an overwhelming sense of comfort and freedom.
Thank you everyone.
go die in a ditch faggot
Did it actually work.
Also a minute of silence for two more robots who bit the dust last night.
>>35173604
Thank them >>35167889
Tbh i didnt think they were going to be able to do it, im surprised.
I don't usually do this unless I'm drunk or I'm high but I'm both right now got me talking about my life.
>>35173480
Yea you think I need (You) but I don't
>>35173480
I'm finally getting to the point where the need to ask her out is dying down. I'm accepting my place.
I'll probably end up doing it tomorrow to clear the air but I don't expect a yes.
>>35173693
>>35173783
I love you both, here are your (You)s
Then cry, stop worrying about what others think dude.
Cry then find a show or movie or game that makes you happy, a nice food you enjoy or whole meal. Buy it and sit back and be happier.
>>35173458
It's okay bebe let it out <3
>>35173458
I've been crying all evening alone, and no one's judging me, hahahahaha.
I'm sorry littles
Don't want you to feel sad
>pretend you're someone else to bump own thread
>>35173409
>tfw i do this
>tfw my threads still die
fuck you
>low key samefagging is needed
>>35173409
You guys are only one of my 1000 personalities anyways.
This isn't real.
Old image pls no bully edition
August?
TRUCKING AUGUST?!?
>>35173398
>tfw the only heatwave is in my pants
>>35173398
Nigga what the fuck is this? Delet this right now
Where all the real robots at?
I'm talking about the ones who are kissless virgins at 25, don't have job or any work experience, dropped out of school or uni, don't have any real hope for future. Did they all just leave for wizziechan?
I am still here anon
The unfortunate circumstances surrounding such folk leads me to assume many of them die an hero's death, fall out of the system entirely and wither in the gutters, or are institutionalized.
Im here but i'll leave once i win the lottery.
Hey /r9k/ I have 5g of shrooms left and I'm wondering if I should take it now or if I should wait until I get an empty stomach. Also, I did 4g of shrooms 2 days ago. I'm also drinking alcohol currently and am about to get shitfaced.
>>35173323
Idk shrooms very well, the only edible drug I know of is pot so 5gs in one sitting sounds intense as fuck
That being said DO IT FAGGOT
>>35173323
Shrooms, especially in that quantity will give you nausea. I wouldn't drink too much while tripping, although the worst that would happen is you throwing up. When you do end up taking them, take them all. Might as well go all the way if you are gonna trip. If anything rip a bong after you take them.
>>35173323
Wait a few more days then do it or it'll just be a waste my man. If you don't care then just go for it.
>girls flirt with me but they're always fat/ugly and I have zero interest
>can't get with any of the girls I'm actually attracted to
Anyone else know this feel?
>>35173318
Is pic related a girl you're attracted to?
Maybe its because your ugly too
>>35173327
Yes it is, so what?
>Plot twist: i liked.
>>35173264
I did this and got a ton of ingrown hairs, now i have nice pus filled lumps all over my crotch and upper thighs
>>35173863
>now i have nice pus filled lumps all over my crotch and upper thighs
that is not supposed to happen
>>35173264
I shaved my ass yesterday
I love it honestly I feel so smooth but it does make it hard to hide farts
I shaved my goatee into a mustache and have been getting a lot of compliments on it, but I think it looks stupid. How can I tell if these compliments are genuine? I feel like they are done as a joke.
>>35173217
post it so i can laugh at you
>>35173217
post your nice mustache so we can rate you anon :^)
No way, you guys are too mean.
What does everyone here eat for supper? Do you eat supper on a regular schedule?
spaghetti bogdanoff
>>35173181
Protein shake and banana. Fuck cooking three times a day.
>>35173181
>supper
HEY THERE MRS CLEAVER, WHERE'S EDDIE HASKELL, WALLY, AND THE BEAVER
Just ordered 5x150ug AL-LAD. Weedfags shouldn't bother.
>>35173139
420 blaze it
all natural and home grown at least i know
what i'm getting instead of getting some kikes mystery pill that gets you hooked and fucks your brain
>>35173139
>weedfags shouldn't bother
Why not both?
Happy weedfag and psychonaut here
>>35173491
What psychs have you done?
>Last year
>17 (18 now)
>Start browsing /r9k/
>Mainly because I was a virgin and wasn't really good with girls
>Made friends easily
>Went drinking every saturday
>Actually talked to girls
>Even got hugs and an occasional kiss on the cheek
>Now
>Shut in virgin
>Constant anxiety
>When talking to girls I get so anxious that I feel like I'm going to puke
>Don't even get invited to any social events
>People seem to start to hate me.
I guess the memes are true, there is no going back from /r9k/
Naw you're just a fag
As someone that has only frequented this place for a few months, you have me concerned
>>35173058
>abloo bloo im literally a child and don't belong here
my god, get the fuck out you fucking stain
that is a biological man in the middle right there being dominated
this is the future of masculinity. how does that make you feel r9k?
>>35173040
I'II have what he's having
I don't care. I just want to stay away from this bullshit.
>>35173059
Where did you find another picture of this girl?
Probably one of the best girls you could possibly marry because of her face.
Why are there normalfags here who claim to be robots? Being a robot is not a desirable thing.
There aren't any robots anymore. The last true robots made their exodus over a year ago.
Welcome to neo-arcanine
>>35173053
>blablabla
whatever dude
the 25+ threads feel legit as fuck
>>35173031
normos will always view 4chan as 'da sekrit club of da innernet hate macheen'