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>>39269209
How and when did you realize you were impotent? I assume today but why did you even need to check at your age?

There's still time to fix this

Exercise and a healthy diet is all you need

Why do you think Chad grew up to be Chad? Because he played sports (stayed physically active) and ate properly to grow big and strong.

Meanwhile you've probably been stagnating in front of a monitor your entire life while surviving off of ramen noodles and little debbie snack cakes.

>>39269232
I mean that I can't get hard. Like, at all.

>>39269163
I'm with you, anon-pai

>>39269163
>low self-esteem, but determined to become even more of a rotten person
You are my fated rival OP.

>>39269151
Thanks for making this post, anon. Meditation is always a good idea.

>>39269151
I read this in Wes Johnson's voice

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>>39269081
better hop the fuck back over mexi-nigger

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>>39269081
Tempe campus is filled with the most ridiculous caricatures around, but it sure is fun to watch them bicker at each other. Also really nice for night walks too

>>39269025
>be female
>only like men those reproductive organs have been inside the reproductive organs of other females

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>mfw learning that Indians are actually true Aryans
>fucking Indo-Aryans
>treat women like fleshlights

The Jews have misled us into thinking they are socially retarded.

>>39269074
Are you actually retarded
The Aryans came from what's now present-day Ukraine to northern India
They brought their language and religion when they conquered the inhabits of the region, and in doing so their beliefs and culture meshed together
Smh

>>39269155
That is like arguing everyone is black and from Africa, silly nig. You've confused Aryans for Yamna culture. Aryan literally means noble in pajeet speak or something.

Looks like you should have went to work and powered through it

>>39268881
Can I just fake sick to the doctor?

>>39268834
my doctor will normally give me a note if i tell him i was sick. he'll probably check you out, see your throat is still a little red and give you the note. as long as you don't do it often.

on a related note, i dont need a note for my job. i'm thinking of calling in sick tomorrow. should i do it?

>Why do actors get paid millions

Merchandises, Fans, and work.

Then quit your robot job and become an actor if it's that easy.

>>39268812
people will pay money to watch them do it but wont pay money to watch you do it.

>>39268788
>tfw you feel like you met your lifelong partner in a thread
>talk to them on discord
>feel like they're uninterested while you try to keep the conversation going
>can't keep them out of your head even though you barely know them
>doesn't matter anyways because they live nowhere near you
>they probably barely think about you if at all
>cry uncontrollably in bed because you don't know what the real reason they had to go was, because you'll never be with them, and because they probably don't have the sort of attachment you have to them
>I know this is completely unhealthy to be like this, but I can't help it
>I can't take the thoughts and nauseating pit in my stomach anymore, I just hope I build up the courage to die tonight, there's nothing left for me, the person I've become is unsalvageable

>>39268716
are you scared of driving?

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29 in 3 weeks, no licence. Mainly because Im an alcoholic. Dont care.

>>39268723
Kinda. I attribute my lack of a driver's license to depression affecting my motivation and an actual fear of driving.

But it's also not like I'd have a car to drive anyway. But still getting one because it might be easier to get certain jobs, plus it'd mean I could take myself places, assuming my dad would actually let me borrow his car.

No, this means you have to make up for it by being dominate. Once you see her for the first time make sure you give her a real hard slap.

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Um... Yeah I mean no, I mean um... Dude. That's a big clit you have there, ma'am.

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>>39268677
You can just kill yourself in a method that no one will revive you, are you stupid?

How do you even get catch in the first place for fucks sake.

He make de funny video

>>39268596
the meme is dead and youre not funny

>>39268596
That is Cody Cigar and he plays the character "Sam Hyde" on the internet to entertain 15 year old boys who hate themselves