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>>34290900
Ok here's how
step 1
>cut your penis off
Step 2
>dress as a woman
Step 3
>lock yourself in her basement

>>34290979
Are you saying she's a crazy lesbian? She seems really nice, she's even into god and shit.

That's fucking gross, anon. Spoiler that shit.

exit the bathroom until I am 100% sure she is no longer there.
also pray she didn't notice my existence.

do you expect some sloppy seconds horseshit or something?

>>34290846
>AIIEEEEEEE!
>CHAAAAAAD!!!!
>CHAAAA-AAAA-AAAAADDDDD!
>YOUR CREEPY ROOMMATE WAS SPYING ON ME CHANGING IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!
>DO SOMETHING!!

>>34290846
>not secretly filming it and blackmailing her in the morning
You know the drill bitch, on your knees and lick my willy.

If I had to? Sure. Just not their penises.

>>34290746
Seek help if you are considering consuming human flesh in real life.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Seek help

>>34290673
>lesbians can marry cats now
This is what's wrong with the world

you are a tranny and your wief is a cat?

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>>34290673
Pretty lady, anon. Good for you.

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cum join us

we're having quite a blast, come join us.

bumpy asshole

>had a waffle for breakfast and a propel fitness water
>dildo'd my butt until I came from prostate orgasm while wearing a maid costume
>played some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC (new game, vanilla)
>replaced windshield wiper fluid in my car
>might go to shooting range later
>probably watch Steven Universe right before bed tonight

This is why I'm on /r9k/

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>thought about doing something
>didn't do it
oh well, there's always tomorrow!

>>34290562
>get off work
>swing by grilled cheese truck to give him the money I owe him
>he's not there, have to go back on monday
>watch Trump's inauguration
>go to liquor store
>lady at the store is on her phone with her boyfriend and saying stuff like: "Don't talk to me that way."
>she sounds like she wants to cry when she rings up my order
>leave
>some crackhead asks me to buy him some booze cause he has no ID
>Say sure, but let's walk to the store two blocks up, it wouldn't make sense for me to go right back inside
>walk with him to the other store
>can barely understand a word he says, but discern he wants to spend the day on the beach
>also he has three identities, russian, philipino and something else, that's why he has no ID
>get to other store
>have him hold my wine while I go buy his vodka
>Person ahead of me in line at the second store gets told to leave by supervisor because his ban was for a month, and it's only been two weeks
>get his vodka and leave
>walk with the crackhead some more
>he asks if he can come over some time and play video games
>I haven't actually told him where I live
>I say sure
>he leaves for the beach
>now I'm going to watch stein's gate with my wine

heh...your welcom....kid

*teleports to secret ninja hideout*

>>34290544
Don't you have some trash cans to kick?

>>34290544
Imagine if a right-wing person made a latex/wax head of Clinton like this as a piece of art. Just imagine the backlash they would receive.

I agree though that in either case the art should not receive backlash. But you know if the tables were turned liberals would be crying for the artist's head on a silver platter.

M I A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Nw7HbaeWY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4

The ultimate anti normie song.

>>34290617
did you watched the original video? fucking normies

Was pretty disappointing to watch senpai

Fuck off shill, our candidate was Bernie "tendies4u" Sanders.

>>34290455

Get out of my thread foreigner. It was the absolute GREATEST.

>>34290397
Lots of LSD and shrooms, but that will only work if you are genetically predispositioned for the disease

>>34290429
I don't see anyone getting out healthy after a week of non-stop psychedelic/dissociative use

DMT, LSD, shrooms, lots of weed, MDMA, DXM, ket, etc.

Take large doses of all of them, and in consecutive days for at least a week. Your brain will be potato.

Take random research chemicals and mix them with amphetamines like adderal and meth

Bost butt you got nothing to lose.

Osteoporosis is a fun word to say.

>>34290390

Can I fuck you until your hips shatter like glass?

>>34290365
irrationally sexist
other than that they have the right idea about pork

>>34290365
>inb4 one based religion on women or something
it goes a bit to far you know
just a bit

>>34290374
Have you thought about how the Quran refers to the oppression of women as a cultural element rather than an activity, and that the real thing you should be learning is to respect your culture rather than disrespect women?
You can't just read something, you have to understand it and gut it down yourself you know.

>>34290321
If I would be rich I would send you 50 bucks over PP.
But I am not.
Consider selling your body.

Some ideas to help you buddy.
>Travel to your job set up a tent then live close to your work for the rest of the month.
>Sleep in public restrooms.
>Actually communicate to your boss you're running low on dollars.

>>34290359
Oh trust me our boss doesnt give a sh1t.

Please anyone, I'm dying here!

What's your sleep schedule like

Could be something like an iron deficiency or sleep apnoea. Maybe try taking some iron supplements or get yourself tested for your sleep quality.

Best thing to do is find out what sleeping pattern doesn't make you tired. For example I found that sleeping at 10.30pm and waking up at 7.30am would usually make me pretty fucking tired even though I was getting lots of sleep. Where as going to bed at 11/1130 I'll be really tired in the evening but not so much during the day which is what you want really

Also make sure you go to bed and wake up at the same time everyday, it can take months before your body adjusts, and don't fuck it up on weekends

>>34290224
You sound worried, my neet friend

>>34290224
Might want to search for jobs soon neetbro haha :)

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>Cut people off welfare
>Watch them either starve to death or get a job
Luckely it's not like he has the authority to do that.