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Would you give your virginity to a girl who is not ?

>2 years of ldr
>we will see each other next monday
>she dosen't know I'm a virgin
>just told her that the fact she has 1 or 2 sexual relations disgusts me
>told her I wouldn't even touch her
>she cries and don't want to see me anymore

I'm fucked or it's normal to be so bothered by this ?
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pls answer origeno
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>>38613954
Shame you were close to being the only person in history to have a ldr work. Jokes aside you genuinely let a /r9k/ meme ruin your chance for happiness if this is true, you should feel like a fucking moron.
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>>38613954
2 partners? Dude why the fuck would you care about 2 partners? You act like if she fucked 100 guys at once

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Are you a lonely robot in normie filled EUW community? Do you want to meet other robots?
Join our club! Just add me IGN: Destination Mid and ill invite you. If we get enough members we will decide the name together. No girls allowed.
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ehh i just play aram all the time after a long break but if you're fine with that, sure. i'll shoot you an invite soon.
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>>38613982
dont shot ples
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>>38613870
Is robot tag still available? OPPP

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>At the beach
>See this girl
Wat do?
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Ask if she has a mirror in her pocket because you can see yourself in her pants.
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>>38613838
When I was younger on meth?
Try to fuck and grope.
Now?
Stay away its a black thing.
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Turn away and continue reading.
Not interested in blacks.

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>youtube comment section of some song
>"he helped me durning my depression"
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>youtube comment section of some song
>"come to brazil"
>"when are you coming to brazil?"
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>>38613810
>vid features a cute/sexy girl
>it's completely obvious that she's not the uploader
>3rd worlders are asking her out in broken english
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>this song makes me want to drink pepsi out of a coke glass

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Is the ketogenic diet worth it, /r9k/?

Which is better?
Ketogenic diet or Intermittent fasting?

Ketogenic diet:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2716748/

Intermittent fasting:
http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/86/1/7.short

Can't find ajcn on the Master Journal List so this might not count, so here's two comment articles from ncbi:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3680567/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4257368/
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Keto diet affects what you eat.
IF affects when you eat.

You could do both.
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>>38613817
Would I die?
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You can drink lactose free milk btw.

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>work as a cleaner
>live in a one room apartment
>feel angry and frustrated most days
>only one who calls me is my mom and she always make me angry
I really don't have much of a life
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Stop being a boring person and get a hobby.

Posting here isn't one.
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>>38613769
Get some hobbies, especially some that are somewhat social.
Youll feel better quick. Youre just bored as fuck from the everyday routine. Spice it up. How about you just safe a bit of money and go for a 2 day city trip somewhere. I dont know.
Dont you have any buddies who you can call to grab a drink?

Weed could also help a bit.
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>>38613802
>>38613946
here's a hobby for you two: leaving this board for soc or fb

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>girls working at the local McDonald's give me weird looks
They trigger me by doing this, I hate being stared at
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people always stare at me when i'm out in public

could it be my fingernails?
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I only go to McDonald's after 1:00 a.m. because that's the only time period in my mind that it sounds like a good idea to do so. There's a qt there with a strong jaw I want to nut on.
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>>38613732
Maybe they give you weird looks because only some kind of far freak would eat fast food often enough to recognize the employees.

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Love a girl she doesnt love me back
There is another girl she wants to take my v card but i dont love her

now what bros
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>>38613708
>now what bros
Now you wait for a girl who likes you and whom you like.
t. 24 khv
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is the one that wants your dick hot?
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>>38613735
/thread


orignalo

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>tfw last girl to express interest in me in years ghosted me a while back because i was just beeing myself

anyone else come to terms with the fact they're just going to be alone?
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>>38613704
I don't know want me to ask my girlfriend real quick and get back to you?
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>>38613704

Yeah. I'm past my prime age for providing seed.

>>38613722

>silly relationcuck
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if you're not a Chad you should try to not be yourself

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What's the appeal behind this lifestyle? What makes any person think this is an acceptable way to live?
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>>38613696
Freedom...Dont worry some day a man like me will strap her down and beat her senseless while fucking her with a broom handle destroying her uterus.
Let her enjoy being a slam pigg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Ckk2OI6Bw
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This is what happens when you take God out of a person's life. Prove me wrong.
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>>38613696
>What makes any person think this is an acceptable way to live?

Jews

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Dear femanon, PLEASE CHOOSE ONE :

Having sex with a handsome guy that has an average sized penis, or an average looking guy with a big penis ?
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The latter. But I'll date the former.
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>>38613645
please, go back to /b/
this looks like something that doesn't belong here.
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>>38613658
If you date the former, would you still have desire to want to fuck the latter ?

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>be me
>buying books for fall semester at college
>go up to front desk to pay
>cashier says "dosyouhadastidenteid"
>whatishesaying.jpg
>try to play it off and say "uh what did you say?"
>"dosyouhadastidenteid"
>still sounds like he's talking in a foreign language
>say "I don't know, man"
>"do you have a driver's licence?"
>tell him I dont have it on me but I have my student ID
>he gives me a weird look
>"thats what I've been asking for this whole time"
>imadumbass.png
>give him my student ID and walk out with my books

Am I going crazy? Was he talking too fast or is there something wrong with me
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how do you still even remember let alone think about this minor snippet of your day? this shit happens all the time to everyone.
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There's something wrong with you. Because you would have figured we have no idea if he was talking too fast because we weren't there you retard
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>>38613627
You don't do too many transactions do you?

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she's 23 robots, what do?
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>>38613599
I'm not attracted to children.
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Pick her up ? Idk
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>>38613677
But she's an adult.

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NEW FREN THRED

ol one was gettin stale

NEW FRENS REPORT IN
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HENLO FRENS PLEASE WELCOME URSELF
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henlo frens!, hag?
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>>38613651
HAG A FREN!

this general is for discussion on the best diet for good mental health
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Fish oil and phenibut.
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less sugar
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smiley face pancakes

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