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Am I the only one who has had this idea since my teenage years (22 now) of saving up, then eventually packing up and setting off on this expedition to some distant land like the Amazon or something?
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>>35616598
No. There are western people right now who fucked off from the western consumerist life and live a nomadic life in the backwaters of Tanzania in the wilderness.
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>>35616598
Nope, I've always wanted to just move to South America or Europe in my mid twenties and see The World

The problem is that I hate learning languages, and I'm too low inhibition to face the backlash of leaving my family and career back in the U.S.
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>>35616598
This is every normies dream you fucking dip

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Do you faggots think that putting an anime girl with your post makes you seem like a cute girl?

I can see right through your charade. Behind every anime post is a long faced, wide shouldered, hairy and filthy neckbeard who smells of Man.
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>>35616593
Yes this exactly! Thanks for pointing it out mate
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And yet you still ask me to join your discord, everytime.
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>>35616593
I agree op. Here is an original (you)

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What is your ideal body type?

G, I, and L thicc master race here.
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All but E and F
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>>35616567
E #1 for height alone.
B 2nd place.

G, J and L are pleasant. K is trying too hard.
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They all have disproportionately large hips

C is top qt

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Why can everyone else read my thoughts, but I can't read the thoughts of anyone else? And why won't they stay out of my head? It's really rude.
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>>35616566
Bait or newfag?
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I can read your thoughts. What's your excuse not to read mine ?
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>>35616694
Why would either of those apply?

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Why don't women do anything during sex?
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>>35616478
Because they dont need to do anything other than lubricate
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>>35616478
My girlfriend's favorite position is her on top because she likes to make me cum.
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>tfw bf always wants me to top while he's just lying on the bed like a fat piece of shit he is
it's pretty exhausting tbqh

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Turns out mayonnaise is a great lube once you get past the smell and that it is mayonnaise.
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Cause' it's literally vegtable oil and some eggyoke, Olive oil would Work better tho'.
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when in doubt use olive oil
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>>35616440
canola oil, though i prefer the term rapeseed oil. slick, but still with a bit of friction.

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Any fembots (female) down to sit on my face while getting themselves off with a vibrator?
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>>35616430
>Any fembots (female) down to sit on my face while getting themselves off with a vibrator?

sounds exciting :)
I have a penis though is that ok?
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no! thay's nasty and probably dangerous too
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>>35616430
That sounds awfully uncomfortable, for both you and me.

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>tfw have a chad face and dress ok
>tfw almost no social skills outside from faking confidence that comes off as arrogant
>tfw everyone expects you to be normal from your looks
>tfw its hard to fit into the social circles you want because people judge you as a normie from how you look
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>>35616314

>have a chad face

Prove it, post pics w/ timestamp.
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>TFW when you need a lot of attention but still need to keep dignity saying u look like a Chad
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>>35616376

no pics, trust.

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>I'll never get to see Seattle in my lifetime because of my fear of planes
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>>35616300
seattle has a port, go by ship

ask around at some nearby port if they are taking passengers if you work
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>>35616300
Why are you afraid of planes? Are you scared of crashing? If so, I'll have you know that air travel is actually safer than traveling by car, so yeah.
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>>35616336
>ask around at some nearby port if they are taking passengers if you work

This isn't the fucking 1950 Anon.

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Hey r9k please talk to me I'm high as shit on mushrooms and weed and I can't really think straight.
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>>35616298
https://youtu.be/ferZnZ0_rSM
Watch this ... chill
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what's up buddy? here's some chill music to listen to


https://youtu.be/zol2MJf6XNE
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>>35616298
If your having a tough time, go to tripsit.me theres a lot of experienced friendly people on there who are very helpful to people on drugs. Good luck!

>tfw no hairy fembot armpits to worship and sniff

That's all I ever wanted.
Anyone else's have these feels?
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>>35616295
hairer than me that's a no go
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Girls smell so amazing.

It's almost intoxicating.
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>>35616313
If she's harier than you please see a doctor for low testosterone

Is it worth fucking a prostitute to lose your virginity? Dunno if I would feel disgusted afterwards

>tfw 22 kv
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I lost my first kiss, blowjob, and handjob virginity to a prostitute. It was okay, if anything you might regret having spent the money on it, but you probably won't regret the sex.
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>>35616179
Get it from an Asian one, 10/10
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>>35616224
Was it expensive? I'm not low on money or anything so I dont think it would be an issue

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>Wake up
>Look at yourself at the mirror
>See this

wat do?
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>go to my next concert
>undress myself on stage
>piss all over the front row while reciting memes from 4chan
>masturbate until cops arrive and arrest me
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>>35616170
do the world a favour and kms
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Spread the message of White Pride.

Some women want bad boys. Some women want nerds. Some women want Niggers.

One type of man all women want is the tall kind.
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delete this thread pelase
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>>35616256

No. It is important.

Doesn't matter if a girl choosers a crack head deadbeat Nigger or an investment banker from a wealthy family. Both those picks are tall men.
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the guy on the right has a cuter face and judging from his body language is probably funnier/sweeter
would pick him 100x over the other guy

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Why aren't you /nofap/ping, robots
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>>35616134
I am and I still feel like shit
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nofap-ping just makes your awkwardness come out more aggressively
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>>35616134
I am on day 16

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