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>be me
>loser fembot who wants to have fun
>summer vacation next week
>meet a drug dealer who seems friendly and wants to hang out
>abstinent and i tell him we're not gonna fuck
>he says okay
>???
>idk ijust want free drugs im broke heeellppp

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>tfw turn 74 tommorow
>tfw couId die anyday now

help me robots

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did you ever have a teacher that was biased against boys?

happened to someone in my class:
>guy went to the front for help with a question
>supposedly said something rude and the (((female))) teacher loudly scolded him for speaking to her in such a way (so that everyone could hear him be humiliated) and sent him back to his seat
>he goes back to his books looking shocked and says "fuck your class I'm leaving" and leaves
>she smiles and nods like a smug fag and says "ok ;)"
>he comes back a minute later asking if he can speak to her outside, obviously wanting to save face and resolve the situation
>she smiles and says in a smug tone "No, you can find me later after class ends... ;)"
>he says "ok...........................bitch"
>she assures the class he'll never be back
>he starts throwing his water bottle around or something outside
>she calls security but they're not there and the guy and her yell at each other when she's coming back to class
>she literally evacuates the class like a terrorist attack just happened and says that we all need to squash ourselves into the elevator together like sardines to escape as a class
>he slips into the elevator just before the door closes and comes down with us anyway
>he stares at the corner and looks down
>they start talking to each other and he accuses her of making shit up
>couldn't keep listening because it would be too obvious
>next week she has security roaming around outside the classroom and she looks at the door every couple of seconds to see if he's trying to enter
>she said the situation escalated but he might be back because it isn't up to her to kick him out under these conditions (wtf why do you have thugs standing outside then)
>also she has yelled at or spoken very sternly and aggressively to every boy in the class even when they're being nice to her

hope it was worth embarrassing a young man who expected you to be nice to him because you have a chip on your shoulder you cunt

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I want a belly gf.
Where do I get one?

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Be honest please, is there any chance i can get a gf who isn't a landwhale or ugly?

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We shouldn't worry about finding a gf. If we were meant to pass on our genes we would just do it. We shouldn't meddle in nature's affairs. If fate dictates we are to die as virgins then we should allow that to happen.

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>tfw you can only imagine how attractive you could be if you lost weight
>tfw you imagine going to the grocery store for mom and geting asked out by girls
>tfw you come home and get angry because of these MATERIALISTIC FUCCKIN WHORES

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try to draw buzz on ms paint, shouldn't take more than a minute, post results.

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Get up, wagecuck

Another day, another dollar.

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What if a boi wears a choker?

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Femanons. Why do you let men treat you like shit?

Every time I read a fembot feels thread I see girls who are miserable, e.g. that English fembot with the Greek robot immigrant who openly talks about how he wishes he could get hotter girls than her.

Why do you put up with this?

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I want a loving relationship

But I can't imagine it's possible anymore

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I'm too lazy to come up with a prompt. Just talk about you not stopping yourself from masturbating to porn even though you regret it alot afterwards

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>tfw I was nice to a poor little girl once and now she follows me around wanting me to buy her food and play with her
How do I get rid of her without being a complete asshole?

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if you were a MOD what wouldn't you tolerate? what would you change about r9k?