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>>39298911
Seeing porn

Also, nice dubs

Not doing better in high school.
Choosing the shitty college I currently attend.

I just beat my dog with a sock a bunch, i would tell about some fuck up but the story is too long

>>39298884
>le doge XDD
>le I miss le rage comics
>le I'm atheist and therefore I'm smart meme
>le sausage gif
>le awkward penguin
>le awkward seal
"better"

>>39298884
bait so shit i reposrt and sage fuck you

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>go to 9gag
>first post I see is a pepe
Oh wow

>>39298861
>google "hurricane Harvey"

oh sweet new hurricane

hope everyone is fine i love weather

>>39298861
How comes these past few hurricanes always pussied away from hitting Florida? What happened to being the hurricane and thunderstorm capital? Let me die a natural death

>>39298861
Having an enemy brings clarity to purpose.

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>>39298743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNjgfTfQjCQ

Mono and world's end girlfriend - palmless prayer / mass murder refrain

>>39298855
I found WT Snacks

>>39298742
stfu

these things are posted by people that would never kill themselves and they post them for attention

kill yourself

>>39298742
>Laughing about it bests doing it.
Iktf, but unfortunately a lot of those memes are very Leddit-tier, so it's hard to find any decent ones

>>39298742
Some robots who made suicide threads actually killed themselves.
By staying here for a long time, you get used to the accustomed way of writing.
Either many of them killed themselves or stopped coming here.

What does it explain you fucking ninny muggins? Why did you crop it out?

>>39298761
Rest is irrelevant you dummy. I couldn't crop half a sentence from what is left.

>>39298761
They're believed to. People believe in large testicle veins.
Habitual fappers are gods, and their balls are their prophets.

Not really. I offered it once to my ex, to do the whole 'increase sperm amount'-routine with supplements, but she was like, why

And it's annoying as well. Every time I came inside of her and she wanted to hug a bit, it leaked out on to the bed

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H-how the fuck should we know

>>39298673
It's a trick. Male instincts is to get women pregnant. Female convinced you to shoot her in the face instead.

This is exactly what's happening in China right now. They're literally devising a system with government points. This is their end game.

jew race mixing propaganda.

>>39298747
>I'm only bothered about the race bit
Nigga what about the close dystopian future portrayed?

>>39298588
Agreed, it has gone
D O W N W A R D S P I R A L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YflsCectl6I&t=1974s

>why do people care about kim kardashian? celeb culture is so stupid.
>oh the new (youtube celeb) video is out, i hope he talks about his argument with (youtube celeb)

>>39298682
Pretty much this.

Too many fucking ecelebs and their stupid teenage fans

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>>39298527
Put my tongue where she poops

>>39298527
I wish to impregnate her to further my bloodline.

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I want to wife her.

Its pretty hard - if man is virgin in his late 20's it raises a lot of questions. Besides you're expected to have a lot of experience and majority of girls wants to enjoy sex/relationships and not to teach pure guy.

Just don't tell them you're a virgin. If you make a big deal out of it, they will, too.

Or wait about another year and gain access to wizardly powers beyond mortal comprehension.

>>39298515
Girls know that you're virgin unless you can handle with confidence.

>>39298152
Men can't solely be blamed for the current state of modern """""women""""".

>>39298168
I'm not talking about women you autistic fuck. My question was about video games/porn and their effect on men.

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No, fuck off you unoriginal stupid roastie

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Off topic but 1st thread I saw
About to go to the 1st uni event. I'm fucking shaking. Just measure a pulse of 140.
Damn I'm nervous. Will I manage? I have no idea what to do there. One friend I know is there but there are like hundreds of people there.
This could be the 1st step towards normiehood. Wish me luck.

>>39298182
Create your own thread, anon.
Also, good luck!

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>>39298128
>this happen to me
>but it was on a bus ride and it was her head on my lap
>she was clearly under 18

That was the most nerve wreaking shit in my life.

You just write down whatever your signature is when they deliver the package. It doesn't have to be your mommy who signs for it.

>>39298299
Okay thanks for the reply guy

Usually when packages say that nothing ever happens so wouldn't worry too much

>>39298113
keep standing anon

>>39298113
Relatable. I really prefer obese greasy Serbian recidivist rapist drug lords

Sit down next to her and start a conversation.

"So, where are you headed?"