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>>38719031
bump for any bots that are doing nofap and want to share nofap feels

>>38719031
>TFW fap every day and this still happens
>TFW I found a girl and whatever god there is took her from me

You wanna have a suicide pact when you realize you're wasting your time OP?

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>>38719144
Honestly sounds pretty rad anon, I was thinking about the sweet release of death today unironically while I was out for a long walk and I spotted all these couples and women. I wonder what I'm missing at this point that these people have that I don't which gets them into relationships but I'm stuck playing catch up. Felt pretty heated, not going to lie, and I'm not even a hateful person in general. I think I'm just going to stick with my hobbies and try to forget about it, would rather be exhausted and numb then sad and melancholic.

It definitely feels like I'm wasting my time, I'm glad an anon like you gets it. It's a whole other plane of suffering, and it's only getting worse.

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miss me with that gay shit senpai

>>38718928
Oh who the fuck cares if we have more people, there's plenty of room

>when you realize that whites and japs are the only ones that aren't having children, and all minorities are quickly growing
the world will be so shit in some decades.

>>38718923
No, there is no escape. Girls are on this board, you need to be more social, show your family some love.

>>38718944

My family hates me and I hate them, watdo?

>>38718964
Tell them you love them, for starters.

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Gets some tendies and strike back!
You cant let these normies just laugh on us!
Beta uprising all day.

>>38718916
Good to see you anon.

The normies came up to check the attic today, heard them say "I heard a noise up there". I think they are also suspicious as I've been eating their food while they are at work.

When I heard the normies talking below, I quickly released Rodney and hid in my crawl space. Rodney is a rat I caught and my only friend. He ran around and when the normies saw him they assumed he was the source of the noise. They came up with rat traps and set them everywhere. I couldn't save Rodney as I had to stay hidden. Heard a "snap" and I started quietly sobbing. I was stuck in the crawl space for 3 hours and when I came out I found Rodney alive, eating cheese! He survived!. I need to find a dead rat to put in the trap to make the normies think they have gotten rid of the problem.

>>38719207
Glad Rodney made it. Not sure about your age but you should try casting a protection spell next time he goes out.

If she moves right or has good control, kegels and all that, you can feel her insides moving. Either way it feels wet, squishy, weird texture and very hot for temperature.

>>38718878
warm, encompassing, wonderful, like it was meant to be, like you are fulfilling a purpose in life
Not really but obviously you can feel when they move around
I wouldn't call it telepathy but there is a connection that can facilitate wordless communication. The language has little use for talking about anything other than primal passion though

>>38718878
Their pussy basically gobbles you up. I don't know how to put it much more elegantly than that. It sorta grabs onto your dick and doesn't really want to let it go.

I swear butts do the same thing somehow.

>>38718856
We get it you listen to orchid

>>38718856
My crush is woody harrleson youre a farce

>>38718856
why do redditfags use "AMA" instead of the well-established 4chan "ask me anything" ?

>>38718841
Tell her you want to shove your dick down her throat. Gotta be straightforward, bro.

>>38718841
ask for her phone number

>>38718841
first question is...is she fat?

>hooked on pornography again

>hooked on phonics again

>hooked on cigarettes again

Humans are naturally evil

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>>38719015
I'll draw anything with the phrase, so....

I got some feminine penis shit lined up

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>>38718696

Mimu:". . ."

got muted for a few seconds, how ironic

Come on now, I know there's gotta be some homos on this board.

>>38718670
A couple of times when I first went to college. Would not recommend. It's kind of hot for a bit, but you'll ashamed of it for the rest of your life. I feel like a roastie when I say to myself 'it's in the past' but unlike a roastie I stopped doing by choice, not because I got old and busted.

>>38718825
You see, that's what I'm worried about. I've fantasized about it for so long, and it seems like such a hot experience, I even have a couple other curious 'straight' friends lined up if we ever decide to try. But I don't wanna regret it forever.

>>38718657
Chastity.
Put a lock on your dick

>>38718778
Then ill just have to get prostate orgasms

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what kind of games are you playing exactly

>>38718652
>tired of
tired of people and myself
>fix it
I can't fix this mess

>>38718652
>tired of
i'm tired of dumb fucking frogposters
>fix it
i'm going to yell at dumb fucking frogposters on the internet

I'm just tired all the time. I wakeup, I'm tired. Midday, I'm still tired. I just feel tired al the time and would love nothing more than to sleep all the time.

>>38718559
Naaaah, i'm pretty sure you're fine.

Stop drinking sugary drinks, start doing cardio, and get a job.

I don't want to believe it, but I do. Why else would you lie like this. Of course you need help and you know it but you're just writing this to get it out of your system, then forgetting about it. I just wish that you could start by drinking less monster and losing weight. Stop playing so much. Help with little things in the house, tell your mom you're sorry, 24 years old is still very young and you literally have most of your life ahead so hurry up and fix it.

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>>38718552
>wojak man its me again you had an overdose, open the door

>>38718552
The world's going to collapse before this becomes reality.

>>38718569
The pic fits perfectly

>>38718502
How attractive are you? Rate your face so I can have a better understanding of your predicament.

>>38718528
A surprising 7/10 when I'm on my highlights

>>38718502
I love short guys they make great bottoms