>"What's your name?"
>"Daniel.."
>"Haha! DAMN, DANIEL!!!!!!!"
>>37996254
>tfw named Ian
>>37996298
Is Ian a meme now or something?
I've had this for the past 3 years. It isn't funny in the slightest, fucking normalfag memes are the worst
ZeeMap thread, find other robots near you here
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
>tfw only one other robot in antwerp
There's only like 3 actual girls in my state and a whole bunch of straight guys. :[
My marker is a green bi one, will people not want to message me because of it
Be honest, how many of you were considered/consider yourselves "gifted" from a young age? Are you really fucking talented at something or a handful of things? Did straight As come easy to you in school?
Go ahead, brag a little bit. (but this isn't a thread for pseudo-Chads to list off how they have big dicks or whatever.)
Finally, what went wrong for you or what is going wrong for you? Or are you actually doing pretty well, just on here killing time?
Explain yourselves.
I'm lazy because I'm smart. When I was young, everything was easy to me, and because of it, I developed a shitty work ethic. Now the "smartness" matters a lot less, because work ethic wins in the long run.
>bad student but excellent creatively
>now an early-twenties NEET, still good relationship with parents but they look at me and think "wtf are you going to do with your life"
>spent too much time in NEET-land and now an anxious wreck
JUSTed myself pretty badly by dropping out of college, but it was all a part of my plan to unJUST and achieve my goals in my own rebel/special snowflakey way. only I didn't make the right moves creatively and now I'm all fucking anxious and it fucking sucks.
Yeah, I was literally told that by high school teachers because I got better pretest scores than the rest of the school but then didn't do any work.
I have a good memory and I pick things up quickly.
Post em
>dont really feel like I belong anywhere except /r9k/
>I'm pretty autistic like most ppl here
>half the board hates me anyway and thinks I dont belong because I dont have a dick
>>37989113
Why in the world do you think you are a robot?
>>37989113
Just don't bring up your gender and you'll be fine.
Its as simple as that.
FUCK OFF YOU DISEASE RIDDEN WHORE
>OOOOH yeah, that's it white boy! D-don't you even THINK about pullin out Anon! You gonna gimme them seminal reparations!
What do you do?
>>37975203
>You gonna gimme them seminal reparations!
>What do you do?
laugh myself soft
>>37975203
Try to keep a straight face.
>tfw no hot jungle queens in my country
I guess living in a white country has it's drawbacks. But on the other hand, no niggers!
As long as I'm jamming out to PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIGHT
Am I going bald or am I good?
looks fine I'm 19 and already half-way bald so fuck.
>>38006202
bald but not at bad rate, you're probably get the M type
You're going bald. Sorry, bud.
Is North Korea the final redpill?
>guaranteed a job
>guaranteed a wife
>guaranteed propaganda vidya
>being a roastie is widely frowned upon
>no STDs
>no degenerate LGBT "culture"
>lazybones and NEETs turned into productive and active members of society
>normalfags get 3 generations worth of punishment for insulting the beta king
>>38006168
Yeah sure, feel free to move there.
it's definitely the inevitable, utterly retarded conclusion to the redpill meme
>>38006200
whoops, forgot my original image to go with that completely original comment
Is it true that girls with bigger breasts are dumber than girls with smaller breasts?
>>38005945
I doubt IQ is related to breast size.
Most girls are equally dumb.
No that's just a stereotype so guys who get rejected by them feel better.
My plan WAS to send letters to all the people i hate explaining why i hate them and why they helped lead me to suicide(and their loved ones would get a copy too) but now I can't do that cause i just know its gonna become a headline where they say i was influenced by that trash show 13 Reasons Why.
Normies ruined my suicide plan REEEEEEEEEE
>>38005941
hahaha I'm actually laughing
>>38005941
It would be fun if you posted them here now.
>>38005941
if this is true that's pretty fucking funny.
if your suicide plan involves writing to people and explaining why they led to you killing yourself, you're just a closet normie. You writing those letters and shit is just a subtle cry for attention.
Why society is obsessed with gay/homosexual people?
Are gay/homo richer (or poorest) that heteros?
Are "better people" that heteros?
>>38005920
Define obsessed.
>>38005920
You should check your grammar.
I prefer the classic version of the flag, desu
>>38005920
What makes you think society is obsessed? It's been probably a week or two since the last time I saw anything vaguely related to lgbt in the media or in my daily life. I think the last thing I saw was a gay character in a tv commercial about condoms.
I have a social life. Write something you want to see me do as a normal fag, i'll record it and post it for you robots
Pic unrelated
Smack a bitch in her kisser.
>>38005814
have a friend explore your anus
>>38005876
But how hard?
why is my memory so shit?
I'm 27 and I've come to realize I've forgot over 95% of my life. is this normal?
>>38005710
I hope that figure is a gross exaggeration. You might have retrograde amnesia. Do you also happen to have brain fog?
>>38005751
yes my brain fog is horrible. I can barely follow a movie plot any more
>>38005781
You're seriously fucked, man. No, none of this is at all normal. How long have you been like this? You might have a chance of recovery if its recent.
Can any orbiters give me details on her breakup?
>>38005632
>ask other orbiters about some meme thot
You ARE an orbiter, just a lazy one
>>38005667
No I just haven't had access to technically for a while
>>38005770
*technology
Origigigigi
Fembots, do you use tampons or pads?
I use pads. I'm too scared to stick anything up there.
>>38005661
Adorable. Don't you finger yourself?
These """""fembot""""" threads need to stop. There is no such thing as a fembot, only roasties. All of you need to off yourselves, OP is most likely a lonely desperate orbiter. Do yourselves a favor and never post here again.
all there is in this world is pain and suffering
until you successfully suck your own dick
>>38005573
Nahh.
There is more, it's just outside of your life.
Shit's alright for the most part... but bad news sells, so that's all you hear about.
>>38005573
I don't like anyone I talk to all day. everybody expects shit from me and I have nothing that I look forward to