Anyone on here good at Lucid dreaming. It's something I wanna try but don't really know where to start.
Every hour or so just take a look at your hand and count the amount of fingers, for some reason, in dreams you tend to have an excessive amount of fingers.
Keep doing it for a few weeks and eventually you will start doing it subconsciously, when you finally check your hand in a dream you will realize you are asleep and become lucid
There are faster ways but they can lead to sleep paralysis which is pretty horrifying
>>34351727
Both of my hands or just one hand?
>>34351727
Expanding on this, the finger thing is called a reality check, it is done to see if you are conscious
There are several other types such as pushing your finger into your palm (in a dream your finger will likely go through your palm), reading something (it is nearly impossible to read in a dream), or holding your breath (in a dream you will still be able to breathe)
Keep doing it even if it does not work, it will work eventually
Should I make a tulpa?
tulpas aren't real, don't fall for the meme
>>34351633
Yes, do it asap. Best decision I have ever made.
>>34351633
Don't do it anon. Mine eats all my food and doesn't flush the toilet. Not worth it just for cuddles every once in a while.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12176798
pick a guild name, robots
bump faggots
this is orignal fuck you
who are these slant eye dumb sluts
>>34351944
fuck you bitch
oRIGINAL BOYSSSS
>Anon sweetie, quit lookin' at your picture website and drop a load in your Grammy's horny pussy.
>>34351578
I think this board is beyond repair now.
>>34351578
>never done anal
fucking baby boomer
>>34351578
there's no way that isn't shopped
Anyone else here /HANDSOME/?? I fee bad for fellow robots who don't have multiple girls on their dick
>>34351563
as a lifetime robot who is just now realizing that they are /handsome/, feelsgoodman
>almost have gf
>my time here is coming to an end
>>34351563
>Ivy
that's a cute name desu
>female co-worker is actively trying to get me to fuck her friend
>keep making up excuses because I know I won't be able to deal the deal
Can we have a thread dedicated to qtsno stacys
no chins either
qt thread you say??
That's not a qt with that stupid expression.
Is anyone else intensely fascinated with the contrast between how someone acts in public as opposed to when they're getting fucked? It's like a different setting, like a switch has been flipped. There's "normal" mode, then there's "sex" mode. It's an intensely personal thing that only precious few, if any, people get to witness in a person.
I wish I had a spycam to watch all the couples I know in real life fucking when they think nobody is watching.
They make noises the don't make anywhere else, they say things they don't say anywhere else. It's a mystery to try and figure out what someone is like while in the state. You wonder what the choir teacher is like when she gets fucked by her husband later that night.
That pic is from some NTR shit isn't it
>>34352457
wellllllllllllll no shit, this used to be a private thing between two people
then it became three...
...then seven...
...then twenty
and then people stopped caring and in some cases the lines between normal and sex mode became blurred
Anon, please slow down. You're being too rough
You sound butthurt, OP.
>>34351463
Anon, please go faster. I'm about to cum.
>>34351463
I'll slow down when I'm finished, meanwhile you just have to take it like a good girl
what is your rank on /r9k/?
>NORMIE RANKS
>Normalfag
you know who you are
>failed normie
lower area of the social ladder, only a few friends maby even a gf in the past
>"cyborg"
failed normie in disguise
>ROBOT RANKS
>Robot
born autistic enough to have had little to no friends in life and have never had conventional human desires,
>Wizard
30+ robot
>Wraith
70+ robot, you have went above and beyond the ranks of misery, magic and spaghetti, Robots and Wizards will tip their hats in respect when in your presence.
>inb4 heavily flawed "robot charts"
>>34351428
I have a loving gf but no friends whatsoever. What am I?
>>34351492
a normie who needs to get out
reasons
>in love with the vaginal jew
>have the social skills to maintain a relationship
the fact that you believe in ranks tells me you're not even close to being a robot.
way back when, robotdom was just feeling a little off, working 3rd shift at 7-11 or feeding seagulls at 5am, not exactly comprehending how people form relationships despite reading psychology books and that dale carnegie book. now, it's a powerlevel thing, like being a robot is an accomplishment, when it's really a dysfunction that you try to remedy or just accept.
t. cyborg by your arbitrary standards
>bf left more for an asian girl
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH TAP? The best us white girls can hope for is a husband who visits massage parlors when he needs to get off...
Act more asian and less bitchy you retarded cunt.
Bam. problem solved.
Now gtfo roastie.
Koreans are thais are the only attractive Asians desu
>>34351363
Want to know how I know TAP means "tight asian pussy"?
I'm a guy.
Want to know how I know you intended TAP to mean "tight asian pussy"?
You're a guy.
what's some shit only you know how to do
everybody has that thing they are autistically good at
for me, it'sreading people like a book, big or small depends on the person
>>34351344
Being right
I'm autismoly good at pokemon and smash bros. Oh and card games.
i am autistically good at BURNING BRIDGES
dear /r9k/: is OkCupid total cancer?
Yup, tried it for 6 months with zero success. Deleted my account a few days ago.
i don't understand what your picture is supposed to represent... probably something negative? but it's not like she comes off as entitled or unrealistic - she's honest about being fat and for all we know honest about her personality and just mentioning a few things she'd value in a partner
>>34351340
There's an easy way to check if something is total cancer
Does it:
>Involve women
>Involve men trying to impress women
>Involve normalfags
If you answered yes to any of the above, you've got cancer there fella
what is her boyfriend like? are there any pictures of him or videos
Do you have her name? I've never seen her before.
>>34351494
rose aka randytaylor69
>>34351553
she has a benis right?
>shitposting as hard as I can
>getting ZERO (0) (You)s
IT'S NOT FAIR WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
What boards are you shitposting on? r9k is 1 of the more advanced level boards for acquiring (You)s
>>34351274
You need to post trap threads to get alot of (You)s on r9k it works really well though you should try it sometime
>>34351274
Just post from the heart man.
Thoughts on my vid? Anyone else have a youtube channel they want to share?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1lJiuaC48
some of the jokes are a bit unfunny/immature and seem a bit forced. However, there were occasionally some moments that could be funny. Overall I wouldn't post my own youtube channel on this website but whatever. You have some potential. You do seem a bit young though. Just keep making videos. THe more you make, the more you will improve.
>>34351315
oh and also I forgot to add-
I looked at some other of your videos and find that you speak in that particular voice. Idk if it's your real voice but speaking in a lisp for comedic effect isn't funny unless your're like 15 and you still find fart jokes funny.
>>34351232
You're very good looking desu senpai
As for the video itself. It made me cringe really hard