DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PIRATE
YAR HAR FIDDLE DI DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE
I'll smoke pot and jack off. Because a pirate is free.
is this a nostalgia for things from ten years ago thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT57Es_f0Uc
Hey /b/, I've seen a TON of women on my campus wearing these. What do they mean by doing this?
Advertisement of "I suck dick on the first date"
apparently it is some code for them being a fucking whore and a slut,
more than normal
It means "look at my vulnerable neck and get hard."
Raise your maxilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqlxAdmky10&t=62s
Is this the guy that says to chew the gum? Does it work?
>>39372565
ive been doing it for about 1 month, my cheeks got bigger and i can breathe a bit better now.
>>39372565
>mewing
Why aren't you participating in focus groups, fellow NEET?
You get paid, it's almost like you have a job except you don't
all the benefits of working with zero of the downsides
I've done two of these things so far
One was something where psychologists scanned my head with an MRI machine
took about 4 hours on two separate days, I got around $300
The other was a focus group where I tried a product
i reallt want to but my parents don't allow me
even though i am a legal adult, i still live with them and they'd stop me or kick me out if they found out
>>39372991
>i reallt want to but my parents don't allow me
>even though i am a legal adult, i still live with them and they'd stop me or kick me out if they found out
move out and get a full time "job" doing clinical trials
You are giving power to alter anything in your life for 24 hours. What do you change?
>>39372552
Make men respect me and see me as their own so I can fully know what it's like to live life without this humiliating, dehabilitating filter.
the power to know the answer to every question i ask myself. Then i would ask myself how to keep my power.
>>39372633
it's called Tinder, Roastie
Let's talk about boyfriends anon! This isn't a thread for staceys and fembots.
My boyfriend is the litreal meaning of the word aubmissive, he enjoys being used, beated, insulted and anything that had to do with being degraded. He looks girly and crossdess too.
>>39372480
l want a boyfriend.
>>39372507
>l want a boyfriend.
I want a bf too
>>39372538
>l want a bf too
I do too anon
>get warned from posting in "hmm" thread
>Meanwhile shitty incest "hug ur family XD" thread is allowed to be posted almost daily.
Why hasn't the incest threads been banned? They go directly against the rule of trying to bypassing the bot
>>39372433
Report them then
>>39372433
No they don't faggot. You're the one bloxposting.
And they're not incest threads.
While I completely agree with you that hug your family threads should be banned - why exactly did you get warned?
Saying "they evade the robot so I can too" is pretty pure what aboutism - and at the very least they don't do it explicitly anymore.
I think most reasonable people interpret the "original content" rule / filter to mean "no generals" but since the threads are left up I guess there's nothing we can do
>>39372465
the mods see them anon. I don't think this is effective, but I guess it doesn't hurt
So, how do you guys feel about the Planeswalker rules changes, also, how do you feel about this guy in a U/G Style build that focuses on creatures with a little counter-magic to protect the assets as the game progresses?
I think you're on the wrong board.
But, desu familia, that sucks. You should go straight izzet with him, get that early game aggro plus some removal and decent counterspells.
Use him as an engine to keep the hand full and alt him off
>>39372391
Dude, gotta love Jace Sparrow. Such a shame big Gid rotates out, they'd make great super-best-friends midrange/aggro
How the fuck is jace so ripped. He's a goddamn manlet bookworm.
>start of the week
>raging boner thinking of all the NEET sissy white bois I can snag while the wagecucks are away
>>39372390
Fuck off. I'm only prison gay for now.
>>39372390
Hi if I be your sissy white bf will you be good to me and cuddle me at night?
>>39372844
Of course. I treat my sissy white Bois good after hard fuck sessions.
When was your spirit broken?
by about 7th grade i knew my life was gonna be pure hell
>>39372413
Anything in particular?
Around sixth grade is when I first remember becoming a depressionfag
>>39372352
The third and final time I fell in love.
I know you won't believe me. But I hope you all have a great day, it's hard now, but I promise it will get better. Please try and take care of yourselves.
>>39372312
>I promise it will get better
there he goes again, writing rubber checks
>>39372312
na, life gets harder with age
>>39372344
It will anon. it will get better as it gets easier. You deserve to be happy and you will get it.
>>39372394
It gets easier, I hope you will enjoy it,
Tomorrow I am buying pic related. Do any robots have experience with this toy or prostate toys in general?
More about my situation if anyone is interested:
>internet gf forcing me to do this
>haven't came in 6 days
>edging multiple times a day, 2h+ before bed
>going to be wearing some sort of cock bondage when i go out to buy it
>wont be allowed to touch my cock after buying toy
>will be forced to orgasm hands-free or not at all
Fall for the edging meme anons, it's worth it.
Does no one know this original feel?
So.... Just doing this by your self? Do you have a girl locking it up? Are you imagining futa girls owning you or strap on girls or something? What is the benefit of a cage by the way? Not against, just curious from somebody doing it.
Kys you leftist cuck
Came here fromreddit. You guys have taken many of our memes. You guys are edge Lord fags.
>>39372231
stop this please
origami
>>39372231
fuck your memes from last year jewlord
>>39372328
Found the memerobberfag
>>39372380
Stay on 4cancer kid
So apparently my GF showed a picture of my dick to one of her friends while she was drunk and her friend said that I had a soup can dick. Is that a bad thing? I must know please it's eating me up inside. Thanks.
idk post pics so we can see
>>39372060
you should stop caring
>>39372060
Probably means it's small and thick (?)
Why brings joy to your heart r9k?
Alcohol and occasionally this board. How bout u?
>>39372039
Drugs and playing guitar.
>>39372457
That too.
>>39372594
Nice I also play guitar. I recently bought a fender ap hss, and I love it. What guitar do you have?