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>yesterday
>play tf2 as medic to help my team cap the control points on a pl map
>finally have uber
>uber a heavy and kill around 5 ppl
>uber ends
>overextend and try to kill 2 snipers
>suck at melee and die
>the heavy said i could have waited for him
>reply with: i guess you could say, i have no patients

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>>38365439
you sound like the serious one imo. which isn't bad, i mean sincerity is good but

don't take their seriousness so seriously?
and
don't take your own shittyness seriously because it's a journey; skill and understanding take time. you must teach yourself and be proud of that process as you chase your goals and accomplish them. focus on the doing while you strive for your goal/dream, find meaning in the present rather than just the idea/illusion of doing or having/not having.

it's hard to explain perspective and attitude.

>>38365608
I don't care about winning. I care about having fun.
For example, in pubg i wanna do some awesome car flips and laugh when we all crash and burn because of something stupid.
Or in csgo, i just wanna make jokes, talk about life, maybe have a drink, and playing is just something you do to pass time while talking.
But nah, people shh you during the game because they're intensely listening for footsteps. If they die, the instantly want to blame someone else for it.
They start being more and more pissed off with each game, accusing eachother who did what wrong. And generally just playing to win, not to have fun.
An excellent example of people playing to have fun, not to win is soviet womble. They kill eachother during matches, make fun of eachother, and just generally mess around without caring about the win.
But that's not what happens in reality. In reality, people really get competitive and toxic.

Gimme the gist. Is it just another meme /pol/ type one?

>>38365412
>join server
>everybody starts complaining
>waah too many people reee
Why even make these threads you faggot

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>>38365412
Ew :)
Organ

no you are not going to make it

took me 5 times to pass, remember its not your fault its the examiner trying to look for any reason to fail you so they can meet their pass/fail quota for each month (at least this is how it works in the uk). i drove the worst i'd ever driven on my 5th attempt and passed because it was a saturday afternoon, last test of the day and i assume the examiner didn't want to stay behind to fill out the fail report. if you're in the uk book it for a saturday afternoon 3:30 if you can. i should have passed the 4 times before but the examiners always failed me for the stupidest fucking reasons. you will make it OP don't worry

>>38365381
I passed my second time, but with some marks off for turning too fast, and not turning off my indicators for a another lane change before turning them on again.

You can do it, just practice on the parking parts before hand.

Don't do it anon, people worked hard on that shit and it took years to grow.

>>38365379
That would make me want to do it even more. If I hypothetically wanted to of course.

>>38365361
Well obviously the post you made here the specifics of it would probably catch the attention of someone somewhere.
People trained to find arsonists they'll know where and what you set the fire with and probably even narrow it down enough to how you are eventually.

My advice don't but if your so gunghoe to get fucked in the ass from crackheads in jail go right ahead.

Supreme feel, op

Why you guys stop talking? You fuck up?

>>38365396
Yes. I fucked up hugely.

this wouldn't happen if you had a big dick ankn

>>38365333
Trips dont lie originalo

>>38365333
Well how do i stop this

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>>38365201
> they roll bananas down to the bacement pahahaha
mine is the son of beta king and queen

>>38365201
Finally. A robot I can say is worse than me. One question, how is he getting spaghetti with just a microwave? Can other forms of pasta be boiled in this way?

>>38365268
i dont know but plase contibute to the thread anon

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i have no idea

t. can't tell if i'm an edgy cold killing machine or an emotionally immature baby

>>38365149
I thought it was about the level of interest/obsession. I get obsessed with girls once I've fallen for them. Think about when I can see them next. Have trouble sleeping because I want to be with them. Basically thinking about them whenever I'm not plugged into a phone or computer

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>>38365149
I will never allow myself to fall in love with a woman because it would inherently be one-sided. i gave up on girls at 15. simple fact is no woman will ever love me.

Pretty fluffy.

rapist in training,

so yeah, pretty cool.

>>38365112
most of them die before maturity, just like many humans do. however because we have removed natural selection, most of us are never buried until many decades later.

Tried your best, OP.
Pay to get her some extra surgery someday.

Did you know it was a girl(male) when you got together?

post more pictures, she's pretty cute

Same here, anon. I've recently fully realized that I'm just too ugly to ever have sex or a gf. But, hey, there are people a lot worse off than me. Some people are born blind, disfigured, can't walk on their own, etc. So, never being able to have sex or a gf isn't as bad as that all things considered. Trying to find an antidepressant that kills my sex drive and numbs my senses.

I feel like this thread is just a response to the latest Lauren Southern video OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBcFfWvexQg

>>38365096
thats why I am redpilled and only fuck traps

You're going to give yourself a zinc deficiency and also screw up your tastebuds. Cut it out.

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wtf kind of face is this

Skin is light

yet wide nose and wide cheekbones and fizzy hair

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>those fat tits
>milk sign

>>38365055
yes, because women unlike dogs are not loyal.

>>38365055
no it still isn't and will never be one
you gotta believe in it
memefying love is a result of 4chan's herd behaviour thus not to be wholly trusted

>>38365186
>you gotta believe in it
That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever read here, I feel sorry for you

Yoga does wonders for the mind and soul OP. Look up how to get started, it's pretty much the only thing I wake up looking forward to

Where do you want to improve things, OP?
Give us your employment status, love/social life, physical health.

It's just too vague and broad a question.

If you want to improve your health, then eat a balanced diet, exercise regularly, don't smoke, and if you drink alcohol, keep it in check. Don't drink every day, and don't have more than 2 or 3 drinks in a day if and when you do drink.

Outside of highly unusual emergency scenarios, you should avoid taking prescriptions and getting surgeries if you can help it, because these can seriously fuck you up and you'd be shocked if you knew how bad the lack of regulation in the medical/pharmaceutical industry was. Check out Robert Mendelsohn M.D.'s "Confessions of a Medical Heretic" for more information on this. Massive redpill.

If you want to improve your intellect I'd recommend studying philosophy, mathematics at least up to basic algebra, and chemistry/physics. You could also devote some time to reading or listening to audio books on these subjects.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5wghqk/women_of_reddit_whats_the_biggest_manchild_red/

>>38364977
>reddit
you have to return there

>>38364995
Sounds like you're just shifting the blame anon, it's on the thread.