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Can a hooker refuse me for being too ugly?
I want to try going to a prostitute for sex. It's legal where I live and I have the money.
But I am ugly as fuck.
What if she refuses me? Does that happen often? How high standards do hookers usually have?
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>>36315049
>Can a hooker refuse me for being too ugly?
No, you'll be able to report her to the business bureau for discrimination
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>>36315049
>Can a hooker refuse me for being too ugly?
>>36315049
Yes, but they typically won't unless you're non-white/look extremely unhygienic, I believe. Just make sure to be as clean as possible and it won't be a problem.
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>>36315079
what if I have acne?
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What does it take to get whiter teeth?
Do whitening strips actually work?
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>>36314951
Listerine and that one Crest whitening shit works
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you can get teeth whitening tooth paste in britbongistan probably everywhere. works pretty well
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just keep your mouth closed nobody likes it when you smile too much
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Why aren't you at Coachella?
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I couldn't imagine any place on earth that I'd like to be less. If everyone that is currently there died, I think the world would be a better place
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>>36314936
I hate loud music in public places and I can't stand crowds. And if you have sex at Coachella you will almost definitely get some disease
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Normiefag central, that's what Coachella is.
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Mods I hope to god you've contacted the authorities/gave them that niggers IP, and didn't just delete the thread and do nothing
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>>36314866
What's happened Anon?
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>>36314882
Some darkie started a thread saying he was gonna kill people and posted his credit card number
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>>36314866
>being this concerned
shut up you normalfaggot stop being a little pussy bitch and trying to ruin the happening, probs won't happen, threads like that get made all the time, just fuck off newfag
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Any robots here watch A.I Channel?
Her voice cured my autism
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>>36314854
I tried, but she's too much of a bitch for me too support.
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>>36314867
S-she is pure!
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>>36314888
She's a pretentious cunt.
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>Manager keeps sending me to more and more ghetto areas
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>>36314724
What job is this? Where do you live?
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I think he's trying to tell you something anon.
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>>36314754
I'm a sales Merchandiser. It's a route job. I started off in the nice suburbs but now I'm in Watts
drugs thread
what drugs do you guys take?
what's good for fun? What would you tell a guy to take if he's self-medicating for depression and anxiety?
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Depression/Anxiety: Kava. Taste like shit, isn't the most effective, but has the least amount of negative side effects. I drink kava on the daily and have no problem stopping when I do. Apparently it's more of a social thing, so grab some robots to drink dirt water.
Fun: used to take MDMA a lot at raves, but it fries your brain too hard. Honestly alcohol is good enough, maybe some weed. Psychedelics every now and then, but I don't want my seretonin fucked with too hard. Still enjoy the annual LSD trip.
Used to do more shit, but I started dreading the next day hangover and the withdrawals.
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>>36314702
Weed is one the best drugs a robot could take. It makes you not feel like shit and life feel's like it's worth living.
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>>36314702
Uppers. Meth. Coke. You'll feel amazing. Not sad. Loving life. Until you come down and then you'll feel shittier than you did before. Or just buy more :)
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I can get erections again. I never thought this day would come, lads.
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>>36314681
breh come here hug it out
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I would ask how you got them away in the first place but if do I and follow the advice, with my luck I'll be drowning in pussy one week later.
So I'll just say: good for you.
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My Bulged disc is healing good, I can actually bend and pick up a 10lb weight now.
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What's the funniest MEMES ever :D
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>ITT we post the most hilarious maymays we've ever seen!
Saw this masterpiece while petting my gf's doge and browsing tumblr
XD
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That sad thing is, you actually tried to make an effort on this 'bait'
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Reminder that ironic autism is still autism.
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Did you seriously browse privatly so your mom doesn't see that you watch porn?
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>trying to use the bathroom
>dog staring at me
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that is the gayest looking dog ive ever seen
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>>36314617
that's what dogs do
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>>36314617
Your dog is LITERALLY perfect. Post more.
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Fembots, why don't you rescue robots by giving them the motivation needed to try and succeed in life? Boys are very easily motivated, you know, it can be as easy as telling them to try their very best. If it doesn't seem worth your time, keep in mind that they would probably be more than happy to buy you figurines or cute things with their wages, since it's all thanks to you after all.
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>>36314614
>tfw is actually buy a girl things with my wage money if she spent time with me
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>>36314614
Because women are selfish cunts who won't lift a finger for anyone
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>>36314614
what a waste of time!
the fembot can easily just take the accomplished chad~
(nevermind that because she did nothing to support his ascendancy she has no claim to any of it and he is like as not to drop her on a whim because he knows as well as anyone that she made no investment and is merely as ornamental companion - another material acquisition on his pile of independent conquests)
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You were happy but decided to leave because you "didn't know if you could be happier". That's entitlement. I cannot even believe that. I honestly can't. "Everything is great but I want something better, more". Wow. You were upset because once I didn't want to do a puzzle, so I played a game on my phone while you did a puzzle. Is that not a two-way street? But you definitely wanted attention WHILE you did the puzzle, you made sure to indicate that to me. So it's my job to sit there and do what you like while you do a puzzle, but if I play a game I'm evil. That's unfair. You said you felt like you were being held back. I can't even fathom how I was holding you back. Everything you did I supported without question, even the idea of fucking going across the world for college. That's ridiculous. You were upset at my sense of humor, that I say retarded, but your best friends and family say it all the time. But I'm different because you can get rid of me. Ridiculous.
But you still told me you love me before you left? Are you kidding? You have no idea what you want. You're no different from anyone else. Everyone is the same. You're no different. 2 days before, a note about the future, how "scared" you were we wouldn't be able to spend it together. But, being that everyone is the same, a microscopic wrench in the gears changed all that and I'm not surprised. I am never surprised at that. You will never find another me, I guarantee it. I am a special case. And you won't. Relationships are all the same, and maybe someday the petty bullshit that makes it okay to end things can stop. I am glad to have "taught you so much" as you said. Glad I could be of service and nothing more. Class dismissed, then.
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Sounds like a real manipulative and dumb bitch. You did good by getting rid of her anon
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>Craigslist: missed connections.
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>>36314551
>You were upset at my sense of humor, that I say retarded
SJWs, not even once.
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Are you autistically obsessed by flags ?
Like I fucking love flags especially this one (pic related).
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Vexillologists unite. I'm particularly fond of the Californian flag, not sure why but it just pleases my eyes.
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>>36314564
Beautiful one.
It kinda looks like a commie flag to me
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>>36314616
Probably because of the red star. I'm also a fan of the Albanian flag.
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>when you see a picture of her smiling on social media
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>>>/adv/ feel it out over there too.
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>spend months avoiding the temptation to fb stalk
>cave in one day
>"oneitis is now engaged"
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>>36314470
I deleted my normiebook, it is as simple as that.
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If the US were to be nuked, which state would be nuked first?
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>>36314418
New York or California probably
>rip man whom calls people flyover fucks on /ck/
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>>36314477
>2 worst places are nuked
>faggot becomes nuclear shadow
So wait... what are the downsides to a nuclear war again?
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>>36314477
>California
Maybe getting bombed isn't such a bad thing. It'll fix our spic problem.