All I want is a qt trap bf to fuck and cuddle while we watch anime and play video games all day
Why is life so hard
>>38291174
Same desu
tbhblox
Be me
Be 12
Early morning
Have to piss
Dismiss it and begin getting dressed
Pull down pants and instantly feel as if penis will explode
Run to other side of basement to cat litter box
Begin pissing in litter box
Mfw I piss for 5 minutes straight
Finish pissing
Get dressed
Never tell anyone
>tfw slowly transitioning from skinny to skinnyfat
Feels good
love and support anon, love within love without
>>38488749
why
why would you want this
>>38488862
So fags stop hitting on me
So I don't easily fall over on the bus
So women stop thinking I'm 12 years old
Vocaroo thread, with a new image, go fuckin' post
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gbOt80sOiJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lsWM2dThFH
What are some ideal careers for robots? I heard underwriting is robot-friendly, any anons have experience or advice about how to get into that field?
6'4 230 lbs man here. need qt trap to come rest their head on my belly and be my kitten
Before your thread gets deleted I wanted to say that is a nice cock.
THEN GO TO /LGBT/ YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT
>>38488706
>tfw I'm 5'8 230 lbs
WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME?
I can admire and appreciate really inspiring work like Nemesis the Warlock and other great ones but I can't really get into the creative mindset myself. I really have trouble visualising and imagining unique concepts. Now here me out. This isn't just imposter syndrome or the fact that creativity in general is hard. And don't tell me to just read more books. I've read more books than anybody else. I personally am diagnosed with autism and a lack of empathy and imagination is actually a common symptom of it. And personally I think combined with my emotional repression and social anxiety this really cripples me. I know I personally struggle with just talking to people normally and telling stories in way that sounds good is really difficult for me.
What it boils down to is this. I have technical skill but I can't make other people feel the emotions that I feel.
How do you handle tipping, /r9k/?
I try to be generous with my tips, sometimes even tip 25% if it isn't too much
unless they're a dick
I usually tip pretty well, 20-30%. If the service really sucked then I will tip less or nothing
>>38488660
If the service was good I usually throw in a 10 or 20, whatever's in my wallet
Fuck tipping, especially if you are out of town and will never see the place again. No chance for revenge spit.
I only tip as a tax to avoid semen in my food.
>Be me, 8th grade
>Put tons of work into a science fair project
>HHO gas generator, pretty simple but tons of writing going into it, a poster, wonderful graphics
>Do all the optional work
>Goodfeels.png
>Make it insanely efficient, test out different catalysts so the electrodes don't degrade
>Waaay more effort than any other project
>Actually really tried, was truly passionate about it
>I missed 2 works checks
>forgot to de-highlight the bibliography, a few other very minor formatting issues
>Got a failing grade, would likely send me to summer school since I was also terrible with homework
>Cry a lot
>Try to convince my parents to let me drop out
>Mfw they let me
>"unschooling" now, making my own curriculum, pursuing metallurgy, knife design, pneumatic engineering, some civil engineering
>have some really good ideas for pest control devices that would make me a good deal of money
>know tons about sustainable living from helping out on farms
>Still hang out with friends, actually good social life
>Good outlook on future
>Very healthy thanks to being able to properly sleep, learned a good deal about nutrition as well
>Smarter than ever
>Happiest I've ever been
>Fuck school
Anyone else have some especially shitty school experiences? Views on how (U.S.) education should be reformed? How has school ruined your life?
Without following it?
no b there is not
>>38290659
Anon, stalking her will only make things worse.
>>38291794
is just because i break up with her.
>gayfag
>20 years old
>failed out of high school
>only ever worked for dad on pot farm
>broke up with my ebf because I'm an autist with anxiety and felt like I was dying when in vc
>was a christian but lost faith
>deeply depressed
>was sexually abused by father before he left
>my only friends in my small high school clique are drifting apart
>when I leave my room I feel like I'm dying
Share your feels
>>38290656
>don't feel sad
>don't feel happy
>feel like i'm just done with life
>don't feel suicidal
>Actually want to do things
>can't even bring myself to even watch a movie
>go to bed at 8am
>wake up at 4pm
>feel isolated and lonely
>don't want to hang out with anyone
I feel conflicted constantly. i know this is because of my depression, but i can't do anything about it.
I want change in my life but i also really don't want anything to change drastically.
People ask me why I take my contact lenses out every time I poop. It's a fair question for sure but to explain fully and truthfully involves an elaborate ploy to marry my female friend. Nobody has received the truth yet... I just give a smile and say "You don't?" and try to steer the conversation somewhere else.
The truth is, I'm trying to get some shit in my eyes. Just a little. I'm not gross... I'm not going to just rub some shit on my finger and then in my eyes but this is a slow game because I need all the pieces and their places to be in her memories for much much later. I'm trying to give myself pink eye in a really passive way so I can get her pregnant. But I kind of need my pink eye not to get better for a while.
If I have pink eye I get prescribed antibiotic eye drops. If I have pink eye for a few months... controllably dosing my eye balls with shit so as to keep the infection present, but using some of the eye drops to keep it from getting worse, while saving as much of the drops as I can... I can save a lot of these drops. So I can marry her.
Eventually have enough eye drops, start using enough to cure pink eye. Pink eye gone - but still pile of drops. She has a boyfriend - two actually, but she tells me everything and said they all know that being together isn't anything serious but they like each other for now and they're going to roll with it. She has plenty of sex with them and other dudes but is on daily birth control pills and you can set you watch by when she takes her pill every damn day.
She's confided in me that she thinks her mother did a shitty job with her and her sister, and that they had to raise themselves pretty much. Her greatest fear is getting pregnant and being a bad mother. She thinks abortions are totally all right but said she could and would never ever do that herself because she wants to be a good mom no matter what lol.
That's when I tell my doctor about all the pain I'm in from my eyes, and because "my eyes are so tender" anesthetic eye drops would hurt worse... "could you just give me some kind of pill?" So with a fresh scrip for [insert opioid here] I get to work refining it, probs to get any acetomepblhaphin out of it for more concentrated doses.
From there I stockpile until I have a definite KO dose, and I wait. Girls don't really mind talking about their periods anymore, so with a few (and early) slightly probing questions you can approximate and then fine tune the rhythm of her cycle. To know her most fertile days.
Some antibiotics, like the kinds used in eye drops - almost completely negate the effectiveness of birth control pills. So I just dose her after a period, maybe when I visit her apartment just put some drops on all her food and in all her drinks and toothbrush idk. Then on one of her most fertile days just dose her with the opioids - knock her the fuck out. Rape her silly enough to get pregnant. Maybe it takes a few months, a few rounds to get the job done... but won't that be fun?
>be American
>go outside, get shot by white teenager, homegrown terrorist, rioter
>be Brit
>go outside, get stabbed and mugged by Somali refugee
>be French
>go outside, get run over by terrorist
>be German
>go outside, get beaten down by a pack of Syrian refugees
>be Swede
>go outside, watch as a refugee pins down my wife and has his way with her
>be Italian/Greek
>go outside, watch as the rest of Europe wages economic warfare on my country
>be Slav
>go outside, Europe silences my national pride
>be Turkish
>go outside, watch as the world ignores the fact that an oppressive dictator runs my country
>be Syrian
>go outside, watch as Sunni Muslim terrorists rape my wife and kidnap my sons as child soldiers just before an airstrike from the Syrian Armed Forces blows my meager possessions to Hell
>be Russian
>go outside, get bludgeoned and arrested by police for demonstrating against the government
>be Ukrainian
>go outside, get shot by a Pro-Russian insurgent who managed to cross the Donbass zone
>be Japanese
>go outside, witness the destruction of my culture and decline in the pride of my people as the West helps to bastardize my once strong nation
>be Canadian
>go outside, view the slow but steady elimination of my right to free speech due to the neo-progressive movement which is sweeping North America
>be Mexican
>go outside, notice Americans of all political alignments using my people and nation to push their own agendas and yet watch as all of them rob my country and leave the crumbs behind for the Latin American masses to squabble over
>be African
>go outside, starve to death or get caught in the crossfire of ongoing conflicts between militias as other nations pillage the continent for resources
>be Chinese
>go outside, see my kids head off to the sweatshops after school to toil away for the benefit of Western capitalists as I breath in the sweet smog of Beijing
>be human
>go outside, stand amazed by the horrors and atrocities that homo sapiens are capable of
You want to believe you are a good person. You want to believe that you will do right. You want to turn to religion, to turn to morality, to turn to something greater than yourself. Turn in order to escape. Why? Why must you turn?
You turn because you must deny. You deny your true nature, your greatest ability as a human. Your ability to destroy, to hate, to hurt.
Believing that humans are anything other than bags of meat built to destroy each other is nothing but blind idealism. You are frightened by what you truly are. You are frightened because society tells you it is not natural to feel such things. You are frightened because you have been told to be so by people in power who want your hatred to be directed elsewhere, who want your natural human talent to be guided for their own means.
There is no hope for "society." No hope for "humanity." We will always be barbaric, savage monsters and nothing more.
>>38290643
>>38290866
nigger what the fuck you on about
>>38290866
>>38291398
he's saying humans are naturally shit and you shouldn't be ashamed anon.
Reminder that fat women are the best type of females because they are usually easily manipulated, seek love and validation, warm and soft.
>>38290633
No, they're needy and entitled.
The amount of food they think they need is a perfect analogy for the rest of their life.
Yeah
Too bad they're fat
what? fat people are the most entitled fucks out there.
>tfw no bf to "pretend" to be in a relationship with
>>38290608
>>tfw no bf to "pretend" to be in a relationship with
gay
>>38290935
>gay
this honestly
>>38290608
The one in the vest is a woman