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>ever getting married
you deserve whatever you get

>>36459258

I believe the anti marriage fad started with the autistic mgtow movement. People that were never really in the dating pool to begin with complaining about dating and marriage.

>>36459295
Dude I think the anti marriage thing started when a whole fuck load of kids saw their parents get divorced and be miserable for years. Pair that with the horror stories of alimony and what-not, hell if you're a man with money, you're basically a fucking money tree for some bimbo to come shake. Don't kid yourself man, People aren't good at heart and the system needs a serious re-do if it wants my participation. And yes I'd throw away love on the chance I'd get jewed out of my property.

they were born and are alive right now

>They gave someone their trust

>think about speaking to a stranger
>heart starts racing
>actually do it
>drop spaghetti

if that makes you happy, cool.
doesnt do the same for me...
saw her in my dream couple nights ago, i woke up in a shutter when my alarm went off. took me a few hours to shake it off.

fuck that

>Keep having dream about some girl I've never seen before.
How do I stop it? It's really getting to me.

>>36459250
fuck. that would torment me.
well...when u think of her, put a lit match out on your thigh. hell idk

Sounds like you got HPPD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen_persisting_perception_disorder

do you see the shadow people yet?

>>36459095
get used to it pal, shit will probably stick around for a while at least

the visual system seems to be one of the more fragile parts of the brain, it has a lot of layers that all depend on each other, so tiny errors can end up significantly magnified in the final result

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>>36459043
fuck your discord, nobody wants to listen to guys raking attention from each other and talking about how much they want a guy to pound their ass

>>36459057
we don't have traps
or anybody at all
i just made this yesterday
some black girl dared me i guess

I know this feeling but I'm pretty sure you're just a fag so no thanks my dude

>>36459031
why faggots here still perpetuate the myth of their existance

>>36459031
Everything. Trying to understand women, especially the mentally ill ones that post here, is impossible.

>>36459042
Newfag here. Is this a meme or does /r9k/ seriously believe that there are no girls on 4chan?

>>36459005
she's not real 2D
closest you'll get is kissing a piece of paper

>>36459027
Kissing a piece of paper sounds bretty gud

>>36459005
Inexpensive

>>36458915
there are no lurkers
our content is hot garbage except for the gay threads and the memeposting
literally no one has a reason to be here unless they're masturbating or suicidal or both

I've been on 4chan for 8 years and I never post. I used to be so social anxious that it would make me sweat and get scared. I'm just now making an effort to do so, but only if it's something I really care about. I drew in drawthreads a bit too, that was really fun.

>>36458991
it's like getting into a pool just dive in and it'll be painless relatively

It's always been sound porn for weirdos who. can't sleep at night

>>36458906
It still is for me because I block channels who are basically just camwhores.

>>36458906
as if. I've been fapping to asmr girls since 2011

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If yes: when did you start liking feet?

If no: what do you think about foot fetishism?

>requires captcha to vote
FUCK OFF

but I would have voted yes

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>>36458937
What's the issue?

ori

>>36458888
It's pretty simple anon, just call in sick for 1 day and finish the paper desu

>>36458888
Call in sick or dont do the paper. You shouldnt have procrastinated to begin with

>>36458888
My paper due on tuesday only needs to be two pages :)

nope, just let my sit on my pc all day and shit post and wank since i was 8

I don't know.
I know my Mom taught me reading and math before kindergarten, but then she finished medical school and I only ever saw her for the hour between when she got home and bed-time. My Dad was more concerned with making money, so I was mostly on my own past 10 when they decided to just give me a key to the door rather than let me do day care after school.

I am doing alright now, but there are definitely some deficiencies in how I interact with people, especially one on one.

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My dad was/still is always at work so really had no real interaction/relationship
Im suprised that he was able to take me to boy scout meetings all those years ago
And of course, my mom loved me unconditionally, so naturally i had a good relationship with her
But after years of sitting in my room with the door closed and barley seeing either of them, it's easy to think they didnt raise me right, when the problem is: i dont acknowledge them anymore

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>Tfw when no chola gf

They don't fucking want you

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>>36458815

Well. I just watched a GIF posted on /tv/ where some spics cut off both a guy's feet at the ankle with sloppy machete hacks, and then both his hands, and then with what looks like an incredibly dull blade by the end of the whole ordeal his head with about 30 sloppy swings.

To be honest, it looked pretty shit from the victim's perspective. At the end when he was trying to reach up and stop the guy from cutting his throat, I was all like DUDE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDS, WHY YOU FRONTIN AND SHIT.

But, yea OP, go for it. Maybe the spics will be cool about you fucking one of their own and start with your throat instead. Also, you couldn't pull that tye of ass anyway you cunt.

>>36458812
they happen occasionally but most people are too scared to post pics of their oneitis for fear of... idk her somehow finding out i guess

>>36458812
That's the artistic pepe from anon's gallery dump.

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>>36458812
>oneitis

pathetic.

>>36458761
happened to me

it's just a meme
you're latching on to the first person who gave you real attention in a long time

you'll get better and look back on this and laugh. it's an important step. means you're getting better,

>>36458787
I feel like she loves me too, but in a platonic way. She puts so much work into helping me and I really appreciate it. I'm aware it's irrational and I'm just one of many patients, so I would never say anything, but it's nice to have someone aside from family who really cares.

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>>36458913

I was starting to feel something for my psichologist too (Not roamantic, but soemthing like .. .almost friendship I guess)... Then she called me Gabriel... That's not my name