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>>39561084
It'll be brunch here in a while because I'm getting kinda hungry.
Dunno what I'll eat though probably just make a sandwich.

>>39561084
already ate, but i made myself some omurice

>>39561084
Prolly just cigarettes and coffee

All your friends forget about you and go on with their lives.

>>39561035
>friends

someone will bait

>>39561021
Plenty of stuff happens, just not to you.

>that kid who pretended to socialise on his phone

These threads are shit, get your ass back to bee underage scum

>>39561101
>wow anon YOU told these god damn kids what to do! Do you want mommie to make you some tendies?

>>39560959
i have diagnosed asperger's, so im inherently autistic in public, i cant not be autistic :"^)

>walking out of store
>man and woman approaching as I'm opening the door
>step out of the way and attempt to hold it for them
>I somehow miss grabbing the door so the guy has to get it himself
>grab it and hold it for the lady
>smile and say "well at least I tried"

>>39560959
also, why does pepe cry out of his mouth?

Why the fuck would that ever happen to a robot

Depends on the guy. Only had it happen with one anyway.

>>39561024
Almost happened to me.

At our uni's dorm rooms, we had extra doors which connected to next door's room(It was a renovated hotel building). Anyway, it's usually locked, but for some dumb reason my roommate left it unlock.

I was really horny and jerking to some good porn in the bed, nearly about to climax when this damn girl walks in and asks me where my roommate was. Thankfully because it was under the covers she couldn't see what was going on, though I think she sorta knew because she made a comment about the room smelling like semen the next day.

Remember to keep it up every day, forming beneficial habits is the key to success.

Nothing. I should probably walk around a bit. I've been worried about my health lately, sitting all day is terrible for you.

>>39560952
i tried to clean the windows but it just ended up smearing and making an even bigger mess.

God really man? Did you have to make a trump pic related? Fuck off to your containment board

>>39560912
because i wasn't fortunate enough to be born into a family that would allow me to get a nice job with nepotism

hard work is a meme

you will never be successful if you have no connections

>>39561264
Dont be so triggered. He's the president.

I got semi-diagnosed with depression and just feel worse because I don't feel as bad as other friends with ACTUAL depression say they feel and I feel like I'm cheapening it even by being told that I might have it.

>>39560951
No one can cheapen their own reality, not even yourself. Nothing is cliche when it is happening to you. There is no such thing as the correct way to suffer or to feel depressed, all that matters is how it affects you.
Stay strong and don't let those doubts plague you, I think that's your anxiety and depression trying to take hold and consume you.

I'm being evicted at the end of this week and thought I had a new place set up (lease was up at the end of the month but wasn't expecting the eviction). Instead the new place jacked the price up to 700 dollars a month from 600. This especially sucks because I had to take my two cats to the shelter last weekend cause I couldn't find a home for them and they couldn't go to the new place with me...now I can't even get that new place. I could have fucking kept them and moved to another niggerhood and lived cheap. I should have, now I have an empty, lifeless (beside me but let's face it, I am too) apt like I've been living the past 2 years of my life and won't have a home in a week, at least not one I wanted. Those cats pissed me off a lot and made me get 5 hours of sleep a night but Jesus christ it was worth it and I want them back so badly. I never realized how much itd hurt and how much it's exposed the fragile layer I had between being lonely and completely alone.

>IMG_0001.jpg
New phone?
Also that picture is so 2005 it hurts. Good stuff

>>39560862
If he comes at me I get my ass beat for defending my pride. I can try to explain it but something tells me he won't get it

>>39560902
>The fuck is this guy talking about, Charles?

Yo b tell me real quick why there's a Pokemon girl on your shirt we demand an explanation

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As for myself, I will be following and have words of advice and encouragement for all of you posters, obviously.
There's literally no reason not to shill your creative projects to me here.

im doing a webcomic https://tapas.io/episode/794019

>>39561016

That's cool anon! I read a lot of webcomics and your art is definitely above-average for one, I'll probably be following you.

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>>39560812
>online course
>don't have to interact with others

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>>39560812
>get assigned group project final for class
>worth 40% of grade
>meet with group every week bullshitting on progress
>day of presentation comes
>dont show up
>never return to class

my greatest ruse

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>>39560835
>online course
>have mandatory online meetings

>>39560805
>retard is considered a slur by SJWs
>stupid, idiot, moron, etc are not, even though they're all used professionally to describe mentally challenged people

A retard can get away with nigger and faggot, because people say he's a retard and doesn't know what hes saying.

>n-word
>f*ggot

You're on 4chan, you can say what you want, fucking nigger faggot.

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If you have a Facebook account and you're not a Chad you're just cucking yourself.

I don't care faggot. Go to hell

>>39560786
>if you have twitter your a normie
>if you have instagram youre a normie
>if you have kik youre a normie
>if you have snapchat youre a normie
>if you have discord youre a normie

Only acceptable if you use it to stalk your oneitis. Not talk not anything just creeping on the internet is pretty robot.like. which is what I do.

Drink Vodka, it's easier to hide the smell and you can carry it around in a water bottle. I used to hang out with this girl in college who was really bright and on the Dean's list but she always carried around a water bottle which I thought was odd. One day when she stepped away to make a phone call I sniffed it and it was pure vodka. She was coming to class hammered everyday, I often wonder why she did that to herself

Don't drive

>>39560783
don't drink to the point it starts coming out of your pores and each and every time you speak you will stink worse then a brewery and get sent home or fined for public intox or DUI.
Drink enough to take the edge off but not enough to be inebriated beyond functionally
don't drive either unless you really want a DUI
take some mints to mask the stink of booze on your breath

Just make them ride you. They're basically yours.

>Jimmy Neutron hair

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How do I get a thicc black gf? She doesnt have to be qt, just thicc. I'm a white male who's in good shape, Normies say I'm "swole"