gonna get my self an haircut all by myself.
ok robot fags since last thread died now trips decide what i get.
be gentle anon i got school tomorow i want to be in peace for 1 week before everyone figure out im a retard
POWERBALL is at $725 Million Dollars. Wanna be a billionaire? Go buy a ticket
I'll probably buy a couple of tickets, but if I do win, I can totally see myself becoming a target for kidnappers and other shit like that.
There's fuck-you money, which is good to have, and fuck-me money, which ruins your life.
>Teleports behind you
>Stares at your dirty room
Sort yourself out bucko. And that's that.
im lurking here for the past year and i always laugh at how pathetic you guys are. why wont you just man up, or at least be a good lackey boys and do what youre told?
How do I get a husband who looks like this?
by being gay
you could try checking out the leather club down the street
>She stops replying to your messages
That's what you deserve for trying to be a normie.
>messaging women in the first place
That's what you get
>tfw I'm more sad about never having an attractive girlfriend, rather than never having a girlfriend at all
Anyone know this feel?
In the case that someone is willing to settle for you... will you be willing to settle for her? No chance she's going to be attractive, after all...
In the way that I consider her a 10/10... yes.
I don't understand this logic. Beggars are in no position to be choosers, ever. Sometimes I wonder how I was able to attract my one and only and what the hell I have continually done wrong to not find another. She was objectively 8/10
>tfw you got friendzoned in your dream AGAIN THIS WEEK
the only sex ive ever experienced was when i was younger when i didn't looks so ugly as i am now and wasn't as socially awkward i think i lost my dream virginity at age 13 im pretty ugly now and i cant get any dream pussy
t. 22 year old virgin robot
I think i also lost my "dream virginity" around 13. Not strange because i started to masturbate alot at that age.
But the feeling in the dream i can almost still remember it. The feeling of penetration and blurry visions of what seemed like a naked butt or pussy was wierd. I mean I cant possibly know what it really feels like so my mind must have made up something similar to what my hand feels like or when ive put my penis inside toys or wet blankets or something.
I dunno man
26 khv here
Do you ever feel bad for traps? I mean, a lot of them fell for the "Anzu is a trap" meme and have literally been accidentally straight-fapping to her while giving themselves false hope that they can one day look like a biological female like her.
Meanwhile, the 'traps' that spend thousands and thousands on plastic surgery and hormones still look like men.
Where did they go wrong?
Why is she wearing a Jewish star in that video?
I suspect A LOT of them are going to end up killing themeselves, or becoming addicted to heroin in a decade or so.
It's a real tragedy what has befallen so many young men in this generation.
Source of this? :o More like this?
She's like in her 20s right?
You hit the GYM HARD, while CHAD eats PIZZA.
Girls look at your gymcel body and they think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".
Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING
Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
P is for priceless, the look upon your faces.
E is for extinction, all your puny races.
R for revolution which will be televised.
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise.
E is for eccentric, just listen to my song.
C is for completion that I've waited for so long.
T is for the terror upon you I'll bestow.
S-should I swipe right?
How can I stop being a pussy? Any kind of unexpected confrontation and I'm almost in tears. Got snapped on by a customer at work, went to the bathroom almost crying and punched a hoke through a paper towel dispenser. What can I do?
Huehhuehhuehhuehhueh!!!! I'll give it a try !!!
I know that sounds like shit advice, but keep trying. Live your life, do your best, pursue your dreams as pragmatically as you can. Do not give up, and keep trying. One day you'll be a man, and you'll look back on the boy you were and chuckle to yourself.
I can't stop making autism noises to myself
Thanks for making me laugh kiddo.
Sheer beauty. A true testament to the veneer being ripped off and the absurdity of life shining through. Breathtaking.
Why don't men see that caring and loyal women have always been there for them? They would rather go after stacies.
They see them but they have no interest in girls like that because they're really boring. And how is that even a problem? Would a girl like that even WANT some guy to just settle for them despite not really loving them or even liking them much? It would just make both of them miserably unhappy.
Try to become more like Stacey instead.
>Why don't men see that caring and loyal women have always been there for them? They would rather go after stacies.
Yes it is a mystery why men are attracted to sexually attractive ladies. This mystery needs sherlocke holmes to be resurrected in order to get to the bottom of it. The world will never know
How many times has it been already?
One thing I wished for my 25th birthday was to not have suicidal thoughts today. I don't get even that.